23/05/2025
🚨🐾 WARNING TO ALL FELLOW DOGGOS 🐾🚨
Today started like any other paw-some walk with my hooman (a.k.a. Daddy)… until IT HAPPENED.
Outta nowhere — BOOM 💥 — an ALIEN SPACESHIP landed right in front of us!! 👽🛸 I kid you not. They said they wanted to take me to their weird space planet to “study my superior floofiness” and “conduct experiments” (rude).
But do you think I, Captain Bark Strong, was gonna let that happen? 🐶💪
NO SIR. I growled, I puffed my chest, I maybe barked at a leaf too… but I stood my ground like a true intergalactic warrior. 🌍✨
Daddy said I was being “dramatic.” I say I saved the world.
Here’s a video of my bravery in action. 🎥🐾
Send treats. I’ve earned them. 🦴
