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Kitty's Kill Count Welcome to Kitty’s Kill Count - where we tally up the dead bodies of all the cute little animals k Hence, naming her became unimportant.

"'Kitty,' that's really what you named her?" It did not take too long to realize that this adorable 1 lb, tailless kitten was actually quite an little as***le. Kitty has now grown into a whopping 4 lbs and is still tailless. I swear, I could throw this thing 40 yards on a post pass if I wanted (and I often do). Kitty demands exactly four things from us: (1) let me out; (2) let me in; (3) feed me;

and (4) leave me the f*** alone. However, this 4 lbs ball of terror has proven quite the effective killer, as evidenced by the “presents” she leaves on our doorstep at least once a week. We have found nice surprises in the form of mice, birds, small snakes, and in one case, a bat. This cat is, in fact, the “bad guy,” but has become a Poulsbo icon.

Kill  #18. Ok. So a Kitty has taken a liking to birds in the last few months. Not sure why. Maybe the nice weather.  May...
31/05/2022

Kill #18. Ok. So a Kitty has taken a liking to birds in the last few months. Not sure why. Maybe the nice weather. Maybe she is bored with mice. I have obtained this pamphlet on Washington state birds and will attempt to decipher these kills. It appears that this morning Kitty killed a Hermit Thrush. Please let me know if I am wrong….

Kill  #17.  It could be the nicer weather lately or the fact that mice are not as challenging. Kitty has been leaving us...
30/05/2022

Kill #17. It could be the nicer weather lately or the fact that mice are not as challenging. Kitty has been leaving us a lot of birds lately 🦅 🐈‍⬛

Kill  #16. This one must have make Kitty quite mad because she dismembered him like he was William Wallace (Braveheart)....
19/12/2021

Kill #16. This one must have make Kitty quite mad because she dismembered him like he was William Wallace (Braveheart). Nonetheless she was kind enough to leave it at the front doorstep.

Kill  #15. Normally Kitty brings iher kills to the door step. However the location of the body and the kill marks are su...
21/09/2021

Kill #15. Normally Kitty brings iher kills to the door step. However the location of the body and the kill marks are such that We can safely conclude that this fellow did not just have a heart attack and fall from the sky.

Kill  #13 and  #14. Kitty’s first Double Slay!!!
16/08/2021

Kill #13 and #14. Kitty’s first Double Slay!!!

Kill  #12. Same s**t (I.e. a mouse) different day.
16/08/2021

Kill #12. Same s**t (I.e. a mouse) different day.

Kill  #11. Got a notice that an Amazon package was delivered tonight. Came outside to this. Not sure what it was, so I f...
16/07/2021

Kill #11. Got a notice that an Amazon package was delivered tonight. Came outside to this. Not sure what it was, so I flipped up over. Definitely a body part. Looks like the top of a mouse head. I don’t think any creature would have survived this, so Kitty gets another kill.

Kill  #10. This guy must make really pi**ed off Kitty because she left parts of him everywhere. 🐈‍⬛
05/06/2021

Kill #10. This guy must make really pi**ed off Kitty because she left parts of him everywhere. 🐈‍⬛

Kill  #9. Memorial Day Kill!  Honoring the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice - the day is about them. Second...
31/05/2021

Kill #9. Memorial Day Kill! Honoring the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice - the day is about them. Secondarily, honoring small mice and, in this case, birds that have been brave enough to storm my property while Kitty was on the prowl.

Kill  #8. “Yes, welcome to the Pedersen house!  I see you have already met our cat!”
03/05/2021

Kill #8. “Yes, welcome to the Pedersen house! I see you have already met our cat!”

Kill  #7. Nothing too exciting about this one. I was running late so I did not have time to find a stick to turn this ov...
01/04/2021

Kill #7. Nothing too exciting about this one. I was running late so I did not have time to find a stick to turn this over and check the cause of death. But, given that the location of the body was at my front door, this meets Kitty’s MO. Hence the kill goes to Kitty!

Kill  #6. Looking for a cause of death here. I am not seeing any marking on this fellow, but I doubt he had a heart atta...
24/03/2021

Kill #6. Looking for a cause of death here. I am not seeing any marking on this fellow, but I doubt he had a heart attack in front of my door. Since this is the normal spot where she drops her dead bodies I am going to give this kill to Kitty

Kill  #5. Kitty’s Christmas Kill, waiting for us on our doormat when we returned from South Carolina today!  A rather br...
27/12/2020

Kill #5. Kitty’s Christmas Kill, waiting for us on our doormat when we returned from South Carolina today! A rather brutal one too, as she decapitated this bird. Made an awful mess too!

Merry Christmas to all!!

Kill  #4. Neither rain, snow or shine will prevent this little as***le from her nightly klll. And no, Claire did not do ...
28/11/2020

Kill #4. Neither rain, snow or shine will prevent this little as***le from her nightly klll. And no, Claire did not do this. She was just curious about this morning’s present, courtesy of Kitty.

Kill  #3. Gonna go ahead and give this one to Kitty. It was to the side of the front walkway (she usually leaves it on t...
10/11/2020

Kill #3. Gonna go ahead and give this one to Kitty. It was to the side of the front walkway (she usually leaves it on the walkway right in the front door) but it was certainly not there the other day. It would appear Kitty was quite hungry because there is not much left of this poor dude.

Kill  #2. Kitty wasted no time in adding to her kill count. This morning I opened the front door to find her chomping aw...
02/11/2020

Kill #2. Kitty wasted no time in adding to her kill count. This morning I opened the front door to find her chomping away on this little fella. Goes without saying that I am throwing this temporary doormat away as well, along with the dead bird.

Kill  #1. We will begin Kitty’s Kill Count with her Halloween kill. This little surprise was waiting for us this morning...
01/11/2020

Kill #1. We will begin Kitty’s Kill Count with her Halloween kill. This little surprise was waiting for us this morning. Does not appear this mouse was too much of a Halloween challenge for Kitty.

01/11/2020

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