“I can still viscerally feel the texture of his wet body while I was patting him in the ocean before he transitioned to humanoid” 🐬
22/06/2023
BAZOINGA!!!! WEE WOO WEE WOO HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA -tongue rolls out of mouth eyes pop out of sockets- GAZOOOOOOOOOIINNGGG!!!!!!!!!! PUFF PUFF PUFF -steam comes out of ears face goes red- COME TO MUMMA!!!! GOIGOIGOIGOIGOIGOIIIII
10/05/2023
“Dumb c***s are like water.
They fill up any container you put them in.”
✌️☮️🧘🏼♂️
10/04/2023
“I hate women. Honestly they’re so dumb, so smooth brained so predictable. Honestly.”
16/02/2023
I'm a connosoourour of many tastes
27/01/2023
My balls are so small and shriveled
20/08/2022
“Lostening to a hectic desdmau6 mix rn wishing I gave a f**k”
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