There’s always one resisting the cuddle puddle #rolypolykittensdontcuddleduh #damnitGusGus #cuddlepuddleweathernonetheless
When it’s officially heated blanket season ♨️♨️♨️ #fireroastedthighs #thosethatroasttogethertoasttogether #letsberealtheheatedblanketsbeenonforlikeamonthitsjustfinallyspreadoutnicely
When u realize halfway through the song that ur airpods aren’t connected to ur phone 😭 #wereallvictimsheretodaybutmainlymeandiwillrequirerestitutionfromapple #itsfineillfindanewgymitsbetterthisway #atleasteveryoneknowsicankettletocelinedionnow
When u get in fight over a board game and then have to quick pack it all up to go home #goodluckcheatingnowbetches #thatsitnotnomoretricketstorideforyou #GusGusisonly85percentsurehegoteverythingbutdefcantgobacknow
When ur newest invention of the elevated squaty potty is without a doubt a million dolla idea 💰💰💰#excusemewhileipremaxoutmycreditcards #honestlysharktankisgoingtobesaltytheypassedonus #gravityandsquatinghowcouldthisgowrong
When u really second guess that Mexican last night #andyouthoughtpurritoswereallfunandsnugs #shuttingdowntacobellisreallycomingbacktobiteya #fluffyandbendyhesthetotalpackagefolks
Get a little brother they said. It’ll be fun… #GusGusmustachegameisnojoke #theresnoclaimingGusGuswasframedhesliterallychockfullofevidence #franklinstailfeathersmusttastelikechicken
When it’s been a whole hour since ur last snuggin #thisisanactualatrocity #its2021andtherearestilltabbytummiesgoingunrubbedWHATSWRONGWITHTHISWORLD #youhave5secondstobackawayfromthecomputerandfocusonwhatreallymatterstabbytummies
Hoppy birthday to the two cutest birthday bunnies around Fredrick and Lilly! 🎉🎂🐰😽💕 #Hoppy8thBdayFredandLilly #hippityhoppitybirthdaybunbuns #thehippiestandhoppiestbeebsaround
When u forget to fill the humidifier and ur itchy back comes back with a vengeance #ifhekeepsthisupimightforgettofillitonpurpose #fredunderstandsgrizzlybearsitchesonawholenotherlevel #thewiggliestitchestboyaround
It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are? #hinttheyremostlikelyfluffinupthebathroom #notsurewhatthelittereverdidtohim #litterscrubsarethenewsugarscrubs
When it’s time to reinvent the meaning of fluffalicious so delicious #thosecurlybunnytoestho #Bowchickawowowwww #aGPSisnecessarytonavigatethisbod
When u wrestle all through the night and still have a lil extra for the morning special too #literallyALLNIGHTLONG #doestheyingeggontheyangortheotherwayaround #despitehisnewworkoutregimefranklinhasgained6percentofhisbodyweight
When u roll the dice on kittens tasting like rainbows or dirty litter #thisone1000percenttasteslikedirtylitter #butfredis1000percentdiggingit #babygusgustasteslikebuttbutt
Monday’s in a nutshell #thefredheadisextrastrongonmondays #canweallcollectivelydecidethatthisthanksgivingisdifferentandnottalkaboutitanddepressourselves #thevetcalledfredgreasyandaskedifhealwayslookedlikethis
