06/30/2026
You may be wondering what I'm doing in the Corvallis FedEx parking lot, getting rained on...
Well, intakes never stop, so a lot of our responsibilities are taken care of on the go. I've recently had several out-of-state surrender requests - up to 10 axolotls will be coming my way in the next month - and I have a nice system for receiving shipped axolotls.
I prepare an insulated box with a shipping kit (fish bags, rubber bands, ice packs, live animal labels) to be sent to either a local FedEx outlet or the person's doorstep. The remainder is as simple as fasting the axolotl for 7 days, then packing via video call on the day of shipment.
The axolotl is bagged up in the morning, early enough for the box to be dropped off at a FedEx hub or collected by a pre-arranged FedEx pick-up. I typically cover all expenses out of pocket, since someone giving up an exotic animal generally cannot financially contribute to its transportation or continued care (though I vastly appreciate when an owner donates towards the intake's care, it's not expected). This is why adoption fees are 'so high', by the way, I help axolotls regardless of monetary loss. Many of the axolotls who come into my care take hundreds to successfully rehabilitate to good health so that they can find homes, because I get some of the worse cases. It's well worth it, though.
I digressed quite a bit there, didn't I? I usually refer to that as my brain going down rabbit trails. Anyways, since I had forgotten to pick up a sheet of Styrofoam the prior week, we popped by Home Depot before FedEx. A key problem remained, and its keyword was 'sheet'. An 8'x4'x1" piece of Styrofoam, an insulated box does not make. I start with a singular large sheet under most circumstances, but this unwieldy beast is usually tamed in my living room, not in a breezy parking lot.
Handling a box knife is a little harder when wind comes into play π
so yes I sliced my finger a lil bit. Better yet, no band-aid could be located, but a napkin and packing tape still did the job. Still, I got three shipping boxes completely assembled and sent out, so it was a successful day. Minus that I'm wishing I had gills right about now... thanks, Oregon. So glad to be here, I really appreciated the reminder to hydrate.