Happy Thanksgiving to all the people who love me! Here’s a picture of my in my nice sweater since that’s what humans seem to do on days like today.
22/11/2023
I’m really confused on why pizza isn’t a thanksgiving food. Like I understand rolls because bread is obviously awesome but wtf were the pilgrims thinking not baking a large Main Street pizza for the Native Americans?!?
16/09/2023
At the cottage this weekend.. anyone know how I can get this pack of buns off the counter? Its a 16 pack so it’d fill me up for the rest of the night. I haven’t had buns in AGES because grandma and grandpa keep hiding them so I NEED these ones!!
31/07/2023
Dad slipped on the stairs today and kicked the devil gate that prevents me from getting to my bed. The gate busted and MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. Y’all know I beelined it up to my bed immediately the first chance I got. Not sure why it was even there in the first place but I’m glad to not be trapped anymore.
23/07/2023
Happiest moment of my life. Me with a large pizza.
23/07/2023
Up in Bellaire this weekend… knocked like 10 chairs over this afternoon because I’ve been anxious. Now I’m trapped on a top story balcony with just a bone. Anyone know how to jump over a 4 foot railing? Asking for a friend😅
08/07/2023
Dobby sad nobody likes his posts 😞
01/07/2023
My Aunt Kiley (aka Pickle) has been very mean to me the last week by hitting people and shoving me off the couch at night. If you see her please throw an egg at her for me since I do not have thumbs…
28/06/2023
Hello, I am Dobby. Please like so you can follow along in my vibrant and exciting life😊 if you don’t I’ll p**p in your lawn
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