31/01/2024
Word had it teh huminz wuz sendin' teh trash-can taliban to Texas. Me an' da boyz was waitin' behind de dumpster at Buc'ees. We wuz reddy fur de 50,000 trucks... an' these mooks roll in wiff twenny. Crowley wanted to go Medieval on them, but I held him back. We watched... the great do*****ag army all went inside and got lost. Right? No threat there. If I wuz the fedz, I'd be shakin' in my polished boots... not. Border is safe. TIme for sum nip.
-- Awwssie "Pants" Awwssborne.