Peanut the Chunky Pupper

19/12/2023

❤️ Merry Christmas in heaven Peanut ❤️

09/12/2023

Oh Peanut, you were the boss ♥️

11/09/2023

Today’s vibe:
size is meaningless if you’ve already taken out enemy’s ankles 👁️👄 👁️

11/09/2022

The potat gods have blessed us with a thicc and bountiful harvest this year

06/04/2022

Happy birthday in heaven nugget💕
Thank you for the paw prints you left on all our hearts

14/02/2022

Happy Valentine’s Day frens💕💕💕💕

24/01/2022

Domt forget to walk your spud today

25/12/2021

You have been visited by the spirit of Christmas dinner 🎄💜

Enjoy whatever holiday you celebrate today, and be care on the roads tonight! Stay safe and warm my frems🕯

22/12/2021

What are y’all bringing for Chonkmas dinner this year?
I’ve got the beans covered

05/04/2018

¡Hail Peanut!
BOW BEFORE YOUR LEADER

05/04/2018

Ma is testimg my limits 2dai...
She doesm’t beliebe I’ll really cutt her
Butt she bout 2 learm da hard way

04/04/2018

Rate dis snoot
Amd keep in mimd dat I can make life bery hard four u if I wahnt

03/04/2018

Throwback
Peanut had an emo phase in 2009

03/04/2018

Caption this smirky pic

02/04/2018

I didn’t get enough candy yesterday, so I poached the Easter Bunny. I am now doing a tribal dance with a headdress made of his tinky fur.
Easter is over. Forever.
Don’t disappoint the nugg.

02/04/2018

Possession pupper

01/04/2018

Henlo and happ Easter
Okay, Ma, NOWW cam I do Mr Rabbit an momch???? Mi tummy has da rumblies only Poisonous bummies can satisfy

31/03/2018

One chunk to rule them all..
Now introducing Peanut’s new trilogy, Lord of the Beans

30/03/2018

Dis historic encoumter taked place one year ago 2day...
Mever forget what I sacrimfice for u tinky peoplle

30/03/2018

EMERGENCY!!!!
How do I know if my dog is a bean, a potate, or a loaf?!?!
Poor lil Peabutt is having an identity crisis over here!!

29/03/2018

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

28/03/2018

It's dangerous to go alone
Take this

27/03/2018

Unlike the Grinch, the best news a little pup with congestive heart failure could hope to hear is that her heart SHRANK three sizes.
Our joy right now is completely beyond words, and all you wonderful hoomans helped us pull through a very dark time.
So, from the bottom of my now normal-sized-heart... thank you all so much.💗💗💗

27/03/2018

Foumd a four leaf clover during my pe**ee break before the follow up appoimtment with the dogtor for my heart today.
A good sigm imdeed

26/03/2018

Honly mudder of M L E M S

25/03/2018

HECK THERES AN BEAN-EATIMG NUGGASAUROUS-REX IN DA HOUSE

AM USIMG MI BEAN SPEED TO SURBIBE

PLS NO EAT MR REX

24/03/2018

Foolish mortal...
you DARE defy your dark lord?

23/03/2018

Are you a shmacko fren? Cause I’d like to shmack the hecc out of you

22/03/2018

When you're in the mood for an apple but don't want to walk to the kitchen

21/03/2018

AWWWWW YEEEE THATS THE SPOT RIGHT THERE

20/03/2018

Dis is how u kno whom'st ur tru frens arre

20/03/2018

Alexander the Great Pyrenees

Henlo hoomans dis good boy in Dallas is up for adoption
Sabe himm

I'm a fluffy foster boy from Dallas. I'm part of Western Australian Shepherd Rescue, and I'm named Alexander after Humboldt, Graham Bell, and the Great.

19/03/2018

Do NOT make me come down there

18/03/2018

BUT LIKE
WHY
HOW
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS I NEED ANSWERS

17/03/2018

Why would someone leave a perfectly good loaf of bread on the floor? Now it's all covered in hair ):

16/03/2018

I knew I saw that scene in Infinity War somewhere before...
/x-files theme/

15/03/2018

Henlo hooman
Henlo TINKY hooman
Go pollute the ocean ugly

14/03/2018

A M G E R Y pupper do a tamgle in da C O R D S

13/03/2018

Look for the girl with the broken (or toothless) smile

12/03/2018

CAPTAIM SOCKHEAD IS DISAPOIMTED DAT U ARENT DRIMKING ENOUF WATOR