Our Little Buddy For President

19/12/2016

I wanted to congratulate Faith the Bald Eagle for beating me and becomming the first non human to get an electoral vote.

08/11/2016

Ok Ameowrica, today is the day! Only go vote if you are voting for me, and if you don't I won't be your little buddy!

28/10/2016

Ok Ameowrica, I am nice to women unless they are trying to give me a bath, and since I don't have opposing thumbs I don't even use email. For a REAL change, vote for me and save kittens and puppies!

26/10/2016

Hi Ameowrica! This is getting crazy! If I am elected I will make sure people post lots of kitten pictures because science has shown that people who look at them are healthier and if you are healthier you don't need to go to the doctor as much. I don't know why people haven't thought of this already.

Remember: if you elect me you will always have a Buddy in the White House!

15/10/2016

Dang it Ameowrica! I'm fed up with all of these here nasty people and I think they all belong in the litter box! Time for a change! Vote for me and you will ALWAYS have a little Buddy in the White House!

14/07/2016

Je pleure pour la France

12/07/2016

That darn Bernie Sanders should have endorsed me today! I'm the ONLY CATNIDATE who can make sure all puppies and kittens are taken care of. What was he thinking?

06/07/2016

Hi Ameowrica. I'm Your little buddy. I want to be president. I think you should vote for me so I can save kittens and puppies. I didn't get into trouble from email because I can't type unless I get my claws trimmed so don't worry about that. And I'm not orange. But my brother Apple! is.

05/07/2016

Hi Ameowrica! Happy Fourth of July. I didn't post anything because I was busy hiding under the couch from fireworks but I want to tell you all that you should vote for me so I can make Ameowreica a better place for rescue pets, and everyone else.

24/06/2016

Hi Ameowrica! It's Me, Little Buddy. I watched tv and saw England did something last night. I don't know what that is, but they might be happier if they changed the name of the Prime Ministers house from 10 Downing Street to 10 Upping street.

Please vote for me in November so I can make the IRS save baby kittens and puppies.

13/05/2016

Hi Ameowrica. Our little Buddy here. It's going to be time for you all to chose a president soon. Well, I don't know about other catnidates, but I dont have a tax return or an email problem, but I will work forever to save all the puppies and kittens who are in shelters.

30/04/2016

Hi Ameowrica! It's your little Buddy. Today is national adopt a shelter pet day. I would
Like you all to share this with your friends, especially people who are thinking about adopting. There are so many wonderful kittens and puppies that are in need of families. When I was a baby kitten, I was at a shelter. One of my brothers and my sister died there. Only you can stop this. Please help.

22/03/2016

12/03/2016

Well, Ameowrica, no one ever rioted at a Little Buddy rally. But sometimes people sneeze.

09/03/2016

That darn Trump beated me in Michigan too. I don't know what to do. Please start voting for OLB soon so I can save some baby kittens.

02/03/2016

GRREAT NEWS! Ameowrica!!! I TIED MARCO RUBIO IN PRIMEOWARY VICTORIES TODAY!!!! Thank all of you who helped!

01/03/2016

Ok Ameowrica! Today is the big day! A vote for me, Your Little Buddy is a vote for animal rescue, being nice to people, and stuff like that. Help me help you. And remember: if I get elected you will ALWAYS have a Buddy in the White House.

01/03/2016

Ok Ameowrica! Tomorrow is "super mewsday". I guess a lot of States vote. I'm having trouble getting on ballots but I know you will all write me in. I know I am an underdog (haha) but I will try hard and be nice to puppies.

26/02/2016

I'm watching these debates with daddy and these people have not said ONE WORD about animal rescue. I would change that.

23/02/2016

Well, Ameowrica, I guess it's going to be official now.

21/02/2016

Well, I didn't win in Smeowth Carolina or Nevada. I'm going to need some help to get on these ballots. Remember, if you elect me you will ALWAYS have a Little Buddy in the Oval Office.

20/02/2016

Hi Ameowrica. Smeowth Carolina is having another election thingy today. I hope you will all go there and tell them you want to vote for me so I can help get all the kittens and puppies good homes. If I get elected I will make all those campaign people give their money to rescues not nasty tv commercials. So remember

19/02/2016

Hey Ameowricans I have seen a lot of crazy stuff happening on the campaign train this week. People are barking like dogs, Photoshopping each other and being mean. If they spent more time saving kittens and puppies and less time on this other stuff we would all be better off. So

14/02/2016

If these guys don't start talking about Animal rescue soon I am going to bite them. We need to face the issues that America wants us to deal with.

10/02/2016

Well, they forgot to put me on the voting thingy in mew Hampshire so no one there could vote for me. It's been a tough stretch. There are a lot of people who are allergic to cats I am having trouble winning over, but if you elect me you will always have a Little Buddy in the White House

05/02/2016

Hey America, the big primary is next week. New Hampshire is a big state for the election and I need help. If you work with me I will try to put an end to strays. Please vote for me!

02/02/2016

Well, I guess I didn't win in Iowa but that was always going to be a tough state for me because cats can't really eat corn, but I promise I won't stop fighting for America.

01/02/2016

Hi America! I'm SUPERBUDDY and I'm running for president. Today is a big day. It's the first vote of the primary. We need to send a message to Washington that we are tired of being treated like a litter box! If you vote for me I will work hard to make sure that stops!

24/01/2016

Hi America. I'm Buddy and I'm running for president. I'm not going to run attack ads or ask my mom to help me get elected because I think you all are tired of that. If you are tired of the same old thing in Washington please vote for me. Remember, I'm the only catnidate with a tail.

13/01/2016

Meow fellow Americans, since the state of the meunion address last night there has been a lot of talk about "transformative" presidents, but none of these people have or promise to heal the great divide between kittens and puppies or stop Animal Shelters from being mean to them. It's time for this to change! Please vote for me and I will put a stop to it.

10/01/2016

I think it's time for me to reveal my policy in declawing. I am fine if people want to declaw EACH OTHER but they will be banned from doing it to baby kittens when I am president and if I catch them doing it to kittens I will bonk them.

08/01/2016

Meow fellow Ameowricans, my plan for fighting terrorists is pretty simple. If I see them being mean to anyone I will bite them. And maybe if they are really bad I will scratch them too. That will make them go away. Then we can all live in peace and harmony.

06/01/2016

Today is a great day. For today there are no cats left at Chicago Animal Care and Control. That means there are no more litters like the Apple Dumpling Gang starving to death while they are waiting to be euthanized, or dying like my brother and sister did for lack of water or simple care. To every person that helped, fostered, drove, or donated thank you.

02/01/2016

Meow fellow Americans, if you vote for me I promise to work hard to get every kitten their own bowl to sit in

01/01/2016

Our little buddy wants you all to have a GREAT New Year celebration, but please be safe so you can VOTE for him next year!!!