Nala Hoffman

24/01/2018

My world has been turned upside down by a new floo.

31/08/2017

I must say I'm starting to settle in to this Brooklyn life. Dad said many of you are asking how I was doing. I appreciate your concerns and well wishes. Meow go have a great day!

08/08/2017

Mom and Dad seem real thrilled with this whole new city thing. I, however, am traumatized by all the honking and sirens just outside my window. Uninterrupted silence seems to only occur for about a minute. Think I'll stay in the friendly confines of this closet for another month or so. Also stop moving my p**p box so much.

20/08/2016

No outfit is complete without cat hairs.

11/04/2016

08/11/2015

Sometimes...when I'm not chasing her, me and my new sister take baths together. At a distance, of course.

21/08/2015

It's important to hydrate. Get like me and get yourself a fountain to drink out of every day.

14/08/2015

I aspire to such things.

This week we meet a furry feline who has reclaimed the prestigious title of the oldest cat living, after celebrating his 26th birthday.

31/05/2015

I'm easy like Sunday morning. Yawn yawn.

26/12/2014

This is my favorite part of Batman Returns. When Michelle Pfeiffer becomes Catwoman!

04/12/2014

This photo makes me look fat.

10/09/2014

I'm growing into a mixture of a tiger and a velociraptor more and more every day. That is, I'm gaining all kinds of weight and I just figured out how to open a door. I'll run this household before ya know it.

26/08/2014

Twas a long day.

20/08/2014

Don't even think about nominating me for the ALS Ice Bucket challenge. Not gonna do it.

09/04/2014

Concerns, concerns, concerns....is no one listening???

18/03/2014

YOLNT : You Only Live Nine Times.

18/12/2013

I want to publicly apologize to my friend Audrey. She knows why. Lots of public apologies lately. So embarrassing.

27/11/2013

I want to publicly apologize to my mom for causing her to bleed last evening. I seriously thought it was a mouse under there. But she clearly didn't read my last status update.

28/10/2013

Human appendages become mysterious prey when placed underneath covers. I will pounce on them with ferociousness. Be ye warned.

18/10/2013

Help, I'm meowing and can't shut up.

25/09/2013

Paper, headphones, and pencils. These are a few of my favorite things.

18/09/2013

I have now started voicing my concerns to my guardian while I'm in my p**p box doing my thing. On a separate note, I now weigh 9lbs. What are they putting in this food? **p

06/09/2013

If it moves, I'ma pounce on it.

29/08/2013

I have daily concerns that I express to my guardian. He addresses these concerns with this weird voice that he doesn't use with anyone else which makes me think he doesn't understand my concerns.

23/08/2013

Sometimes when I get done with my litter box, my paws smell like poo.

21/08/2013

If anyone has any pointers on how to murder a red laser, please let me know.

19/08/2013

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. "Albert Schweitzer"

15/08/2013

I spent the evening last night with a cat named Audrey. She didn't like me. But I let her use my p**p box and my frog fountain so I'm not really sure why.