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The diary of a mud wallowing mop.

24/10/2024

Iz nots impawesseded. Da offices temp decideded to komeses intos wewk todayses and ad da cheekses to twy to shawe my offices!!!!

29/09/2024

Iz gotses wet, Iz didn'ts evenses getses da chances to wole. It's pawded downs 🙄. Er gotses wets toos 🤣

17/09/2024

Iz nots impawested, a fwiends of erselfie menchuned da wowds bwush and baf in my pawenceses. Iz ope dat wasntses wefurwinks to mes!!!!!

07/08/2024

Iz ad an akkidentses todayses. Iz was mindink my ownes businesses and oopsie dis appended. Iz aves nos ideases ows Iz endeded oop likes dis.

06/07/2024

Er saz Iz kaut wed andedes. Fwistly Iz donts ave andes, sekondlys my pawses awent wed, huh.
Iz wases aktully checkink er ad puts da tweetes in er bagses fur owa walkies. #

17/05/2024

Iz aves to sayses my pawpul Miss Mawple is a vewy guds students. Shes only needed to be showns onces ows to relokate da toilets woll and shes dids it pawfectly.

09/05/2024

Bowink dayses. Er suposeded to Ave a day offs and wes beens in da bak gawdens alls dayses. Er sez its cos Er is busys doink pawpa wewk. Huh!!!

17/04/2024

No wawes is safes fwom Miss Mawple. Iz was welaxink aftas a walks and next fink shes jumpses ups besides mes. Iz almosts gots bounceded offs.

23/03/2024

Iz gots a news sista. Er names is Miss Mawple. Evvwyones finks shes luvelys. Iz fink shes needses a stwait jakket!!!!!

13/03/2024

No onses wud plays wiv me in da wains todays. So Iz ad to amuses myself myselfies.

21/02/2024

Er akuzeded mes of wolink. Iz ave no ideas wot er is talkink aboot 🤔

06/02/2024

Iz decideded to test ow obedients er was. Iz was lyink on er seet wen er kame to sits downs. Iz lookeded er stwaights in er eyes ands er wents to sits on anovva seats 🤣

02/01/2024

Iz was elpink er wiv a gamses ofs skwabbles coses er spellink isnts oops to muches.

31/12/2023

Appy New Yeaws. Er bwusheded mes and gave me a fwinges. Iz opes its da lastes bwush er giveses me dis yeaw. Leasts er didnts baf me.

24/12/2023

Iz likeses to wishes yous alls a vewwy Appy Kwistmas ands Peacefuls New Yeaw. Er insisteded putting dis at on me ed. Iz decideded to komplys dis times. Little finks amuseses er.

01/12/2023

Wekowd bwokens - fwum vanses to wollink 1 sekond 😁😁😁

29/11/2023

Iz fink ers bwokens. Er gots downses on da floow todos er exocizes 10 minnettes agoes ands is stills dea.
Shuds Iz callses fur elp???

30/10/2023

Todayses it was quiets in wewk, so Iz bwought my fwiend Okkipuss ins to showses him awounds. Wes as a gweat dayses angink oots togetha.

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