Nepetacoons

Nepetacoons Nepetacoon Maine C***s are raised to be excellent examples of the breed with the emphasis on type, health and temperament.

11/09/2015

All kittens sold peeps .... so watch this space for pics of the kittens growing up from their new slaves ###

Mum, Dad and kids at play .......
01/09/2015

Mum, Dad and kids at play .......

Kittens growing up really well now .... only one female now available for sale from this litter, which is the last pic...
18/08/2015

Kittens growing up really well now .... only one female now available for sale from this litter, which is the last picture with the kitten holding the other in an armlock !!!

kittens available for sale ....
06/08/2015

kittens available for sale ....

27/10/2012

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no
longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

25/10/2012

If you had your time over again, would you sell your virginity?

Brazilian student sells virginity for $780,000
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A man looks at the "Virgins Wanted" website in Sydney. Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini (left) has sold her virginity in an online auction for US$780,000 as part of a documentary organised by an Australian filmmaker, although Sydney student Alex Stepanov only fetched US$3,000View Photo

A man looks at the "Virgins Wanted" website in Sydney. Brazilian student Catarina …

A Brazilian student has sold her virginity in an online auction for US$780,000 as part of a documentary organised by an Australian filmmaker, although a man who did the same only fetched US$3,000.

Catarina Migliorini, 20, was the subject of 15 bids, with a Japanese man named only as Natsu winning on Wednesday night, according to the website of the film "Virgins Wanted".

He beat out competition from 14 other men, mostly from Brazil but also from India, Australia and the United States.

A male whose virginity was also auctioned, 21-year-old Sydney student Alex Stepanov, fetched US$3,000, paid by a Brazilian woman.

Australian media said Migliorini would be "delivered" to her buyer on board a plane to Australia and that she would be interviewed before and after losing her virginity at a secret location.

Filmmaker Jason Sisely, who began his project in 2009 and caused outrage when he put posters up in Sydney and Melbourne saying "Virgins Wanted", said Migliorini was ecstatic and had not expected as much such interest.

"The auction closed last night and Catarina is extremely excited. She was speaking to her family in Brazil online and they were extremely happy for her," he told Australian online news site Ninemsn.

"But I guess they didn't expect her to do something like this."

He said the act would be consummated, but not filmed, in the next few weeks.

"We will fly over the winner to Australia and obviously, for the sake of the film and privacy, we can't disclose where and when the act will take place," he said. "I have to leave some details for the documentary."

On a "Virgins Wanted" trailer on YouTube, Migliorini said: "I haven't found the right person to do it with, I've been too busy with other stuff."

She added: "It's more sane than doing it drunk at a party with a stranger."

According to Britain's Daily Mail, Migliorini's decision to sell her virginity to the highest bidder has sparked outrage across the globe, with some claiming she was little more than a pr******te.

But she defended the move.

"I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it," she was quoted by the Mail as saying.

"If you only do it once in your life then you are not a pr******te, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer."

She will reportedly use part of the cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families.

Sisely told Ninemsn that under the terms of the auction a condom was compulsory and Natsu must be tested beforehand for any sexually transmitted diseases.

"I'm looking forward to my audience's response to the film," he said.

21/10/2012

I'm seriously thinking of rehoming Rainy ...... the best and most renown W.I. cake-maker in Cumbria, brought a large slice of home-made coffee and walnut cake for me .... I put it by the computer to admire and savour, then got on with something else .... meantime Rainy ate the whole lot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He even licked the coffee cream stuck to the container ....... is there no end to what C**nies eat?

02/10/2012

Stop press!!!! Little red/white female kitten of Tiger Lil's - with more front than Sainsbury's.... is going to Sweden and her name will be "Grace Kelly" ..... hope she lives up to it !!!!

11/09/2012

Possible Rehome: Crown Princess of Sweden: White - nearly 2 yrs of age.

Following on from my most disasterous breeding year ... I'm thinking ying and yang here on a positive note .... Princess is potentially infertile ... she calls, she's mated... no pregnancy... vets involved.... we are going to try an unapproved drug... but if she doesn't take on the next mating (pre Xmas) then Princess will be neutered and rehomed....... this posting is to see if there are any willing rehomers out there on this basis..... she's lovely, lively and full of character .... sadly not making it as a breeding queen and a very expensive financial import and breeding loss to me.... Jen x

30/08/2012
07/08/2012
03/08/2012

This is for Vicky, who lost Rusty recently:

Goodbye dear friend, you’ve set me free
From any pain and misery
Of aching joints and failing heart
My time has come, this I know
Long and hard you fought, you tried
Oh dear friend I know you’ve cried
There are some fights that can’t be fought
Old age is one, youth can’t be bought
No pills, no cures for passing years
Our eyes do dim as do our ears
No magic wand can’eer bring back
That precious thing we both do lack
The will to live, to stand and fight
There is no wrong, there is no right
In meadows green I will run
To you I know I was a child
Now I’m free, I can run wild
That bond between us will always stay
Even though I’m far away
‘Til day is done for you I’ll wait
Just outside of heavens’ gate

In Memory of Rusty,
The adorable cat

23/07/2012

Calling all C**nie breeders !!!!

I've got a friend who wants to import a pure-silver male kitten as a stud..... anyone interested please contact and I will connect you both ---- thanks.

22/05/2012

Hello Everyone - this is a most definite Plea ! If there are any C**nie breeders on this page (I have another) who knows of some Norwegian Forest breeders in your country can you put them in touch please? or Any willing Pet Owners please get in touch? I'm just about to rescue two Norwegian Forest breeding queens that are pregnant to a N.Forest stud. I have the pedigrees. Reason I have them is because a breeder in my country is unable to cope and likely to give up breeding altogether. So, I'm looking for breeders and/or people willing to register interest, to 'consider' having these either as pets or breeding cats at a reduced price than normal, including the two queens. Obviously you will be vetted as to suitability. The kittens aren't borne yet, but I'm inviting people to confirm interest for when they are. The proceeds will go to their care and upbringing, and any further money to the actual breeder. Thanks for reading this and please pass it on if you know of anyone interested.

12/04/2012

It is with great pleasure to announce that King of Sweden, whilst living in his own country, scored sufficient points before coming to me in England, to win the title of Swedish White Maine C**n of the Year 2011...... way to go Torgny!

30/03/2012

Mum, Jasmine the Maine C**n, sends deepest sympathy to her daughter Lily, whose having to care for her Slave after a foot operation..... This is not easy for a feline to have to work at keeping the Slave entertained, as this isn't part of Lily's contract - which is total indulgence and more indulgence as only a feline would expect..... so keep going Lily - am sure Slave will reward you with some tasty tit-bits for being such a good nurse........ ###x

This is King of Sweden, or Sven to his mates
15/01/2012

This is King of Sweden, or Sven to his mates

This is Crown Princess of Sweden - aged 9 months.. just imported. Nickname is Mia - aka Mamma Mia (Abba)
15/01/2012

This is Crown Princess of Sweden - aged 9 months.. just imported. Nickname is Mia - aka Mamma Mia (Abba)

These two are my latest imports from Sweden
15/01/2012

These two are my latest imports from Sweden

has everyone seen this from utube? Its my breeding girls to a tee!http://youtu.be/6Gknp-8ltmE
14/10/2011

has everyone seen this from utube? Its my breeding girls to a tee!

http://youtu.be/6Gknp-8ltmE

Its not Simons Cat. Its my cat / or / no ... öhm ... I´m the butler of the cat. miss schlampi. 24.5.2009: She´s now at the happy hunting ground. memories on:...

09/10/2011

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