Dr. Alice Vanderpoodle Martin-Goldstein

30/07/2022

🎶 when you wish upon a staaaaar… 🎵

19/06/2022

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdKKBdCr/?k=1

I’m louder, but we could still hang.

Reply to The ending killed it 💀

27/04/2022

Depressive realism

26/04/2022

😂😂😂

25/04/2022

Counterpoint: don’t hate it cause you ain’t it, racist bi***es.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/doodle-dogs-poodle-labradoodle-hybrids-backlash-11649948543

The ultra-popular pets have driven a wedge between owners, breeders and people who say they’re tired of seeing the pooches everywhere

11/03/2022

I gotta party with this v***n. Maybe eat some voles, roll in some deer p**p, chase some ducks. Heckin fun.

🦊 Лиса Алиса 🦊's short video with ♬ оригинальный звук

23/10/2021

20/10/2021

Chillin with my bestie.

11/06/2021

Just a reminder that June 30 is Alice Day. Prepare thee in thine heart.

08/05/2021

Every time I forget there are cows next door, I have to run around and yell COW COW COW COW COW so everyone knows there are cows next door.

It's exhausting and I wish someone would deal with the cows. I'm thinking you just knock them over and kibble comes out? I don't know--that's work for humans. I just need everyone to know COW COW COW COW COW COW!

21/04/2021

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMex8j432/

23/02/2021

My human is wearing matching socks. I resolved to reinforce this behavior.

20/02/2021

I get this a lot, and I don’t mind explaining. Over the millennia, doodles evolved a coat that makes them look like popcorn chicken in order to (duh!) hunt buckets of popcorn chicken.

My ancestors would stroll into a primordial Popeyes (NEVER Chik-Fil-A), casually saunter up next to the Glo-Ray fry dump, curl up under the heat lamp, and eat their fill. Slink over to the soda machine and wash their muzzles in Mountain Dew, then go hang in the sun and snap selfies to post on Pictagram, which was what we called the big limestone cave where we held our raves and posted petroglyphs of . Stay hydrated Party people!!! ✌🏼 🙏 ✌🏼

01/02/2021

I’m thinking about quitting the therapy game to become an influencer.

17/01/2021

I resemble this remark...

23/12/2020

23/12/2020

Happy Holidays dear friends!

13/12/2020

May my countenance bring you peace and good cheer in dark times. 🙏 ☮️ ✌🏼 🐩

26/08/2020

12/05/2020

I was serenaded by a little gentleman just now.

04/05/2020

Humans may not leave the compound unaccompanied by canines. They might get lost and not be able to smell their way home, poor dears.

24/04/2020

https://www.firehouse.com/safety-health/news/21115238/miami-dade-county-fl-k9-dog-therapy-program-firefighters-stress-ptsd

Miami-Dade Fire-Rescue officials are expanding a program that helps firefighters cope with job-related stress through interaction with therapy dogs.

23/04/2020

I prescribe a walk in the yard and a cod skin chew for whatever ails you.

11/10/2017

Timeline Photos

05/10/2017

Isopriddee!

24/07/2017

Wut does we say 2 tha many-faced gowd?

Not today!

🖕Suck it, cancer!🖕

07/07/2017

Gots too poztzomzing or face boks taks don mypaj.

12/06/2017

The Dodo

Icanz bBig 2!!!

Beware of this GIANT DOG 😏

16/03/2017

‘Snuffles/Snowball (Rick and Morty) ’ Classic T-Shirt by RetroPops

Szembence iss uncannye!

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01/03/2017

Happy birthday Anna Beucler!

15/12/2016

Score! I gut allada cuddles from Baroness Sophia Von Poodlehead Martin-Goldstein, First of Her Name

02/12/2016

Iss nashnal mutt day! I m proud reskewe mutt, half bitchin frizz and half poodull. Biness inna front, partay inna rear!

24/10/2016

Hiro's special message to his pal Brandy, who just started chemo.

16/10/2016

Baroness Sophia Von Poodlehead Martin-Goldstein, First of Her Name

15/10/2016

Tyrd ott.

15/10/2016

Wuudz!

13/10/2016

Wen2 harcutes avec Baroness Sophia Von Poodlehead Martin-Goldstein, First of Her Name