Dr. Alice Vanderpoodle Martin-Goldstein

30/07/2022

🎶 when you wish upon a staaaaar… 🎵

19/06/2022

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdKKBdCr/?k=1

I’m louder, but we could still hang.

Reply to The ending killed it 💀

27/04/2022

Depressive realism

26/04/2022

😂😂😂

25/04/2022

Counterpoint: don’t hate it cause you ain’t it, racist bi***es.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/doodle-dogs-poodle-labradoodle-hybrids-backlash-11649948543

The ultra-popular pets have driven a wedge between owners, breeders and people who say they’re tired of seeing the pooches everywhere

11/03/2022

I gotta party with this v***n. Maybe eat some voles, roll in some deer p**p, chase some ducks. Heckin fun.

🦊 Лиса Алиса 🦊's short video with ♬ оригинальный звук

23/10/2021

20/10/2021

Chillin with my bestie.

11/06/2021

Just a reminder that June 30 is Alice Day. Prepare thee in thine heart.

08/05/2021

Every time I forget there are cows next door, I have to run around and yell COW COW COW COW COW so everyone knows there are cows next door.

It's exhausting and I wish someone would deal with the cows. I'm thinking you just knock them over and kibble comes out? I don't know--that's work for humans. I just need everyone to know COW COW COW COW COW COW!

21/04/2021

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMex8j432/

23/02/2021

My human is wearing matching socks. I resolved to reinforce this behavior.

20/02/2021

I get this a lot, and I don’t mind explaining. Over the millennia, doodles evolved a coat that makes them look like popcorn chicken in order to (duh!) hunt buckets of popcorn chicken.

My ancestors would stroll into a primordial Popeyes (NEVER Chik-Fil-A), casually saunter up next to the Glo-Ray fry dump, curl up under the heat lamp, and eat their fill. Slink over to the soda machine and wash their muzzles in Mountain Dew, then go hang in the sun and snap selfies to post on Pictagram, which was what we called the big limestone cave where we held our raves and posted petroglyphs of . Stay hydrated Party people!!! ✌🏼 🙏 ✌🏼

01/02/2021

I’m thinking about quitting the therapy game to become an influencer.

17/01/2021

I resemble this remark...

23/12/2020

23/12/2020

Happy Holidays dear friends!