DIVA

17/05/2021

Diva: I just wanted to let all my friends know that tonight I'll be having my green beans at the rainbow bridge. I just wasn't feeling to good for a while now. I let KAREN know that I had my Kroger bag packed and I was ready to go. (6:55pm) KAREN did what she always promised she would do. She told me when I was ready she would help me find my way. Hey mom thanks for everything! We had 15+ years together and they were AWESOME! I'll love you forever and don't worry I'll be around I promise! I LOVE YOU MOM!!!

23/04/2021

Auntie Kathy here......we are still having trouble posting on Diva's page. I can do it but I have to go around the world to get it to post. Diva wanted everyone to know she's doing ok. Hopefully soon we will have this figured out.

07/04/2021

Hi! Auntie Kathy here.....we are having difficulties with Diva’s page. Karen and Diva can’t post anything. If you don’t see posts from Diva please go to Agent Little Joe and his sisters Big Jesse and Nana Rose page for updates. We are try to get this fixed.

01/04/2021

Diva: I went to the doctor yesterday and lets just say the news was not what we were expecting. KAREN and I are spending quality time together and she even decided to let me go ahead and get my driving permit. I will post a picture of it later. I cant wait to drive KAREN’S car. Its gonna be so much fun.

28/03/2021

Diva: KAREN and I are watching the Super Stabler marathon today. I'm taking a short nap while the commercials are on.

13/03/2021

Diva: My Auntie Kathy came to see me and LOOK we shared a cheeto. Well I think it 60/40 because Auntie Kathy got the bigger piece. It was delicious.

20/02/2021

I would like to say hi to all my new friends. KAREN says since I now have over 2100 followers I can get my driving permit. Stay tuned for more driving lessons. I went to the vet yesterday and they put me on 2 more medicines for my cough. I'm getting older and thats just the way it is. Me and KAREN are just going to take it day by day and enjoy every minute that we can. I love KAREN and she loves me.

18/02/2021

Diva: KAREN survived Valentine's Day at work. She said they were super busy but she is off for the next 2 days. This is her 1st two days off in a row since August. I have to go back to the vet so we will let you know what they say. Love, Diva

30/01/2021

Josephine: (knocks on the door) Hey Diva let me in.
Diva: Hey Josephine whatcha doing??
Josephine: Its time for another driving lesson.
Diva: Oh boy let's go. (Jumps in the driver's seat. (Slams on the gas the car won't go over 20mph) What the crap?? This car is broken.
Josephine: (giggles) It's not broken, I put a gas chuck on it??
Diva: A what???
Josephine: A gas chuck. You know a block of wood under the gas pedal....to slow you down.
Diva: Why???? I wanna go fast.
Josephine: You need to learn a few things before you go fast.
Diva: (gives Josephine the side eye)
Josephine: See you are driving much better. Pull in at the store I got cotton mouth and the munchies and I need a drink and a snack.
Diva: (pulls in at the store)
Josephine: (goes in to get a drink)
Diva: (pulls the gas chuck out and throws it out the window)
Josephine: (jumps back in the car starts to take a drink)
Diva: (slams on the gas) Now thats more like it. (Speeds up the hill)
Josephine: (spits her drink out and screams) What the hell??? Slow down..... what happened to the gas chuck??
Diva: I threw it out the window Lol. (Makes a hard right and speeds down the road)
Josephine: (screams) Slow down Diva you are gonna get pulled over and get us both in trouble.
Diva: (turns the radio up and hits 80mph)
Josephine: (sees blue lights in the mirror, starts brushing her wig and adjusts her b***s) pull over and let me see if I can talk us out of this one.
Diva: Pulls over and starts giggling. This is gonna be good.
Josephine: Hellllllllllo officer
Officer: License and registration please.
Diva: She has the license and registration.(points at Josephine)
Officer: But you are driving.
Diva: Yes I am and I'm having a great time.
Josephine: Officer I can explain you see we live right there (points at a house)
Diva: No we don't.
Josephine: Well not that house the next one.
Diva: noo...
Josephine: (kicks Diva) We live right there in that house. Couldn't you let us go just this once since we are almost home? Please???? (Rubs the officer's hand with her paw and winks at him)
Officer: Well since you are that close to home I guess it would be ok just this once. Now you ladies get home safely. (Winks at Josephine)
Josephine: Thats so sweet of you "sugar" Have a good night.
Diva: (busts out laughing) He called you a lady. Lady of the evening is more like it.
Josephine: (stares at Diva)

28/01/2021

Mom here, I took Diva in for her surgery this morning. Diva has not been herself lately, not really wanting to eat and she has been a little more needy than normal so I chose to have bloodwork and a xray before deciding on the surgery. The xray did not look good at all. It showed a possible mass on her heart that also may be attached to her lung. We will go back next Tuesday for another xray and maybe a ultrasound. Until then she will be on fluid medicine to try and clear up some of the congestion. We compared the xray from last June to the one she had today....it showed some big changes. We do not know what we are dealing with yet, could be something could be nothing but please keep her in your prayers.
Love, mom and Diva

26/01/2021

Josephine: (knocks on the door) Hey Diva let me in.
Diva: Hey Josephine what are you doing here?
Josephine: I came to give you a driving lesson.
Diva: Oh boy...lets go. (Jumps behind the wheel)
Josephine: Ok first you look both...
Diva: (slams on the gas and speeds off)
Josephine: Holy s**t Diva slow down.
Diva: (speeds up) This is fun
Josephine: (screams) slow down
Diva: (hangs a hard right speeds up the hill throws Josephine in the floor) weeeeeeeeee this is fun
Josephine: (screams) look what you did you made me lose my wig)
Diva: I can't believe how much fun this is. (Speeds up again and makes another hard right.
Josephine: (screams) STOP...STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Diva: (slams on the breaks throws Josephine back in the floor) What?? Whats wrong??
Josephine: (grabs the keys) Get out of the driver's seat right now. Good lord you are a maniac.
Diva: How did I do??
Josephine: At this rate you will never pass your test for your permit.
Diva: Whaaaaaaaat????
Josephine: I'm taking you home, I will have to think about your next lesson.
Diva: Look there are blue lights behind us.
Josephine: What the hell?? Diva you be quite and let me do the talking? Hello officer is something wrong?
Officer: We had a call that this car was seen speeding in a neighborhood.
Josephine: (gives Diva the side eye) Ummm no I don't think it was us, I think it was a car that looked like this one. I was just taking my cousin Diva home.
Diva: Yeah she was just taking me home.
Officer: Well ok I guess I can let you all go this time but if I get another call on a car like this I will have to take you both in.
Josephine: Thank you officer. Have a good night.
Diva: That was close.
Josephine: Yes.....yes it was.

24/01/2021

Diva: Omgosh.....these are delicious.
Mom: DIVA!! What are you doing?
Diva: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm having a bowl of Froot Loops.
Mom: That's my cereal.
Diva: Not any more, it's mine.
Mom: Logan why did you let Diva get my cereal?
Logan: I didn't let her get it. You left it on the table.
Mom: (stares at Logan and Diva)
Diva and Logan: (giggles)

22/01/2021

Diva: KAREN got off work early today. It was a nice day so I got to walk to Auntie Kathy's house. She gave me a whole pepperoni stick. She's not stingy like KAREN.
Mom: Stop calling me KAREN.
Diva: Why??
Mom: Because I'm your mom.
Diva: That is true but you are still a KAREN. (LOL)
Mom: (stares at Diva)

22/01/2021

Mom: Look at this picture.
Diva: Why??
Mom: Because this is what we look like when we sleep.
Diva: And....
Mom: You need to start sharing the bed a little more.
Diva: Listen KAREN you are lucky you get that much room, I thought I was being very generous. If you need more room you can always sleep on my baby bed mattress beside the bed.
Mom: (stares at Diva)

20/01/2021

Diva: Me and Karen are still getting Christmas cards. This one is from our friends Angel Buddy and A.C. We would like to thank all of you that took time to send us one. We love you all.

20/01/2021

Diva: Look at my picture. Our Facebook friend Miss Suzanne made it for KAREN. I think she really captured my sweet innocent personality perfectly. Thank you so much Suzanne we love it.

17/01/2021

Diva: KAREN isn't feeling well so I'm taking care of her. She has been working 6 and 7 days a week. She has a respiratory infection/ sinus infection. She went to the doctor this morning and they gave her 2 shots and antibiotics to take at home. She tested negative for covid. As you know KAREN is a floral manager and with Valentine's Day coming up this is not a good time for her to be sick. We hope the medicine starts working fast. We will pop on now and then between Valentine's Day and then maybe things will get back to normal. Logan did not get to come and see me this weekend because we are being extra cautious. I think KAREN is going to let me do a video call with him later. We love you all.

02/01/2021

Diva: I didn't make it to 2000 followers yet but KAREN said she would still let me get my driving permit. I'm going to call Josephine and see if she will give me some driving 🚗 lessons. Hopefully I will get to 2000 before to long.

01/01/2021

Happy New Year!!!!!

31/12/2020

Diva: Holy s**t...I have 1972 followers. KAREN says if I get to 2000 by 12:00 tomorrow night she will let me get my driving permit. Will you please share and ask your friends to follow me
Love, Diva

27/12/2020

26/12/2020

Mom: My precious...
Diva: Wait a minute KAREN! Is that all you have to say about me?
Mom: I wasn't finished.
Diva: Well go on
Mom: My precious, sweet, fun loving, sassy pants.... Is that enough?
Diva: Just a little more
Mom: My beautiful, stunning
Diva: Ok that's enough you don't need to go over board.
Mom: My precious Diva turns 15 today. Happy Birthday sweetie mom loves you so much. You are the perfect baby for me, we are the perfect match. I love you.
Diva: I love you too mom.

26/12/2020

Diva: What the crap KAREN! Put me down.
Mom: Oh come on Diva, dance with me.
Diva: I don't want to dance, I want to lay in my nice new bed.
Mom: Alright then I will call Little Joe and Nana Rose they like it when I dance with them. I love you.
Diva: I love you too.

25/12/2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Love, Diva, Logan and mom.

25/12/2020

Dear Santa, I've been really good this year.
Love, Diva

24/12/2020

Diva: Mom....mom...look we are going to have a white Christmas.
Mom: I know sweetie. It's still snowing. I love you
Diva: I love you too mom.

23/12/2020

Diva: Do you really think so Auntie Kathy?
Auntie Kathy: Yes I do.
Diva: Do you think Karen thinks I've been a good girl this year too?
Auntie Kathy: Oh it doesn't matter what Karen thinks, its what Santa thinks that counts.
Diva: Do you know Santa?
Auntie Kathy: Of course I do. All grown ups know Santa.
Diva: Will you tell him that I've been really good this year? What about Little Joe and Nana Rose have they been good?
Auntie Kathy: Little Joe and Nana Rose have been good too and don't you worry I will let Santa know how good you have been. But listen you have 3 more sleeps til Santa comes so you better behave til then. Ok?
Diva: Ok I will be on my best behavior.
Mom: (walks in the room) What are you all talking about?
Diva: Listen Karen Auntie Kathy knows Santa and she is going to tell him that I've been good this year.
Mom: Well thats a matter of opinion.
Diva: It doesn't matter what you think, it only matters what Santa thinks. (Diva sticks her tongue out at KAREN)
Mom: Who told you that?
Diva: (points at Auntie Kathy)
Auntie Kathy: Diva! I told you to behave til Christmas.
Diva: But you said....
Mom: (stares at Kathy)
Auntie Kathy: Diva I think you better go to bed and I think I better go home. I love you
Diva: I love you Auntie Kathy . I love you too KAREN.

13/12/2020

Diva: Auntie Kathy helped me wrap KAREN’S present last night. Can anyone guess what it is???

01/12/2020

Diva: This is bulls**t KAREN!!
Mom: Don't call me that. I thought you said you liked the snow.
Diva: I said I like to play in the snow not p**p in the snow.
Mom: (stares at Diva)

30/11/2020

Diva: Look, mom gave me my ornament for this year. Its the green one. Its from the move Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Im collecting them. There is 6 in the set.

24/11/2020

Diva: Listen KAREN we need to have a talk. I turn 15 in 33 days and you know what happens when I turn 15
Mom: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? What happens?
Diva: I know you hate it when I call you KAREN thats what makes it fun. Anyway when I turn 15 I can get my driving permit
Mom: Yes I know.
Diva: Wellllllllll????? When are you going to give me some driving lessons?
Mom: I don't remember saying you could get your permit
Diva: I don't remember asking!
Mom: Watch your mouth sassy pants. Im going to have to think about that.
Diva: What do you have to think about? It would help you and Auntie Kathy if I had a my permit. I could take Jerry Lee to his therapy appointments and I could also help with Little Joe and Nana Rose.
Mom: Thats very thoughtful of you. I will think about it and we can discuss it after Thanksgiving. One more thing, you do know that Little Joe is already studying for his driving permit.
Diva: Studying??? I will pass that test with ease.
Mom: I love you
Diva: I love you too Karen.

19/11/2020

Mom: I would like to....
Diva: Wait just a minute KAREN! This is my page and I think I should be the one to make this announcement.
Mom: Don't call me Karen.
Diva: Why?? It's your name.
Mom: Listen here sassy pants I will let you make the post but then you are going to bed early.
Diva: What??
Mom: Just make the announcement.
Diva: Don't rush me. Ok I would like to wish the Posse mom (aka) Auntie Jacquelyn a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We love you.

16/11/2020

Diva: Me and Logan are ready for Christmas. We know its early but KAREN was afraid she would be busy working and not have time to put it up later. KAREN found the little Santa Claus at Hobby Lobby. Now I feel like Santa is really watching me, I think she did that on purpose.

12/11/2020

Thank you all for taking the time to wish Logan a Happy Birthday.

11/11/2020

Diva: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Logan. We are gonna have cake and ice cream later. I love my Logan and he loves me.

08/11/2020

Diva: I got on the couch and stuck my tongue in KAREN'S milkshake. Do you think she will notice?

01/11/2020

Diva: Oh my gosh....Look what Logan gave me (Cheetos) He said we would hide them until mom goes to work. I thought I would share some pictures of Logan's pumpkins and stuff. Don't worry we were very careful tonight. Logan had a candy chute that looked like a dead body. Mom and Auntie Kathy blocked the porch off to keep Logan safe, nobody got close to him. We hope you all had a Happy Halloween.

31/10/2020

Little Joe: Ok we are at Logan's let's see if he recognizes us
Diva: He won't recognize us, we got our costumes on.
Jerry Lee: This yard is spooky. This is so much fun.
Nana Rose: Ok ok all together..... Trick or Treat!!
Little Joe: Oh boy 2 bags of Cheetos
Jerry Lee: Oh boy 2 bags of Cheetos
Nana Rose: I got 2
Josephine: Me too
Diva: 1 BAG!!!! What the hell??
Logan: Sorry Diva, mom says you are back on your diet.
Diva: I'm not Diva I'M WONDER WOMAN!!

30/10/2020

Diva: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALI!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TREATS AND LOTTERY TICKETS.

28/10/2020

Mom: Are you ready for bed?
Diva: Bed???? It's only 9:00. I'm not sleepy.
Mom: Well I am. I've been working really hard and I'm tired.
Diva: Whats the matter KAREN? Is that job kicking your ass?
Mom: Don't call me KAREN and stop talking like that. Yes it is, the lady that was helping me quit to go back to her old job and now I'm having to try and do my job and hers. Can we just go to bed and watch some TV?
Diva: Ok ok can I watch some Detective Stabler?
Mom: Of course you can. I love you.
Diva: I love you too KAREN