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17/05/2021

Diva: I just wanted to let all my friends know that tonight I'll be having my green beans at the rainbow bridge. I just wasn't feeling to good for a while now. I let KAREN know that I had my Kroger bag packed and I was ready to go. (6:55pm) KAREN did what she always promised she would do. She told me when I was ready she would help me find my way. Hey mom thanks for everything! We had 15+ years together and they were AWESOME! I'll love you forever and don't worry I'll be around I promise! I LOVE YOU MOM!!!

23/04/2021

Auntie Kathy here......we are still having trouble posting on Diva's page. I can do it but I have to go around the world to get it to post. Diva wanted everyone to know she's doing ok. Hopefully soon we will have this figured out.

07/04/2021

Hi! Auntie Kathy here.....we are having difficulties with Diva’s page. Karen and Diva can’t post anything. If you don’t see posts from Diva please go to Agent Little Joe and his sisters Big Jesse and Nana Rose page for updates. We are try to get this fixed.

01/04/2021

Diva: I went to the doctor yesterday and lets just say the news was not what we were expecting. KAREN and I are spending quality time together and she even decided to let me go ahead and get my driving permit. I will post a picture of it later. I cant wait to drive KAREN’S car. Its gonna be so much fun.

28/03/2021

Diva: KAREN and I are watching the Super Stabler marathon today. I'm taking a short nap while the commercials are on.

13/03/2021

Diva: My Auntie Kathy came to see me and LOOK we shared a cheeto. Well I think it 60/40 because Auntie Kathy got the bigger piece. It was delicious.

20/02/2021

I would like to say hi to all my new friends. KAREN says since I now have over 2100 followers I can get my driving permit. Stay tuned for more driving lessons. I went to the vet yesterday and they put me on 2 more medicines for my cough. I'm getting older and thats just the way it is. Me and KAREN are just going to take it day by day and enjoy every minute that we can. I love KAREN and she loves me.

18/02/2021

Diva: KAREN survived Valentine's Day at work. She said they were super busy but she is off for the next 2 days. This is her 1st two days off in a row since August. I have to go back to the vet so we will let you know what they say. Love, Diva

30/01/2021

Josephine: (knocks on the door) Hey Diva let me in.
Diva: Hey Josephine whatcha doing??
Josephine: Its time for another driving lesson.
Diva: Oh boy let's go. (Jumps in the driver's seat. (Slams on the gas the car won't go over 20mph) What the crap?? This car is broken.
Josephine: (giggles) It's not broken, I put a gas chuck on it??
Diva: A what???
Josephine: A gas chuck. You know a block of wood under the gas pedal....to slow you down.
Diva: Why???? I wanna go fast.
Josephine: You need to learn a few things before you go fast.
Diva: (gives Josephine the side eye)
Josephine: See you are driving much better. Pull in at the store I got cotton mouth and the munchies and I need a drink and a snack.
Diva: (pulls in at the store)
Josephine: (goes in to get a drink)
Diva: (pulls the gas chuck out and throws it out the window)
Josephine: (jumps back in the car starts to take a drink)
Diva: (slams on the gas) Now thats more like it. (Speeds up the hill)
Josephine: (spits her drink out and screams) What the hell??? Slow down..... what happened to the gas chuck??
Diva: I threw it out the window Lol. (Makes a hard right and speeds down the road)
Josephine: (screams) Slow down Diva you are gonna get pulled over and get us both in trouble.
Diva: (turns the radio up and hits 80mph)
Josephine: (sees blue lights in the mirror, starts brushing her wig and adjusts her b***s) pull over and let me see if I can talk us out of this one.
Diva: Pulls over and starts giggling. This is gonna be good.
Josephine: Hellllllllllo officer
Officer: License and registration please.
Diva: She has the license and registration.(points at Josephine)
Officer: But you are driving.
Diva: Yes I am and I'm having a great time.
Josephine: Officer I can explain you see we live right there (points at a house)
Diva: No we don't.
Josephine: Well not that house the next one.
Diva: noo...
Josephine: (kicks Diva) We live right there in that house. Couldn't you let us go just this once since we are almost home? Please???? (Rubs the officer's hand with her paw and winks at him)
Officer: Well since you are that close to home I guess it would be ok just this once. Now you ladies get home safely. (Winks at Josephine)
Josephine: Thats so sweet of you "sugar" Have a good night.
Diva: (busts out laughing) He called you a lady. Lady of the evening is more like it.
Josephine: (stares at Diva)

28/01/2021

Mom here, I took Diva in for her surgery this morning. Diva has not been herself lately, not really wanting to eat and she has been a little more needy than normal so I chose to have bloodwork and a xray before deciding on the surgery. The xray did not look good at all. It showed a possible mass on her heart that also may be attached to her lung. We will go back next Tuesday for another xray and maybe a ultrasound. Until then she will be on fluid medicine to try and clear up some of the congestion. We compared the xray from last June to the one she had today....it showed some big changes. We do not know what we are dealing with yet, could be something could be nothing but please keep her in your prayers.
Love, mom and Diva

26/01/2021

Josephine: (knocks on the door) Hey Diva let me in.
Diva: Hey Josephine what are you doing here?
Josephine: I came to give you a driving lesson.
Diva: Oh boy...lets go. (Jumps behind the wheel)
Josephine: Ok first you look both...
Diva: (slams on the gas and speeds off)
Josephine: Holy s**t Diva slow down.
Diva: (speeds up) This is fun
Josephine: (screams) slow down
Diva: (hangs a hard right speeds up the hill throws Josephine in the floor) weeeeeeeeee this is fun
Josephine: (screams) look what you did you made me lose my wig)
Diva: I can't believe how much fun this is. (Speeds up again and makes another hard right.
Josephine: (screams) STOP...STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Diva: (slams on the breaks throws Josephine back in the floor) What?? Whats wrong??
Josephine: (grabs the keys) Get out of the driver's seat right now. Good lord you are a maniac.
Diva: How did I do??
Josephine: At this rate you will never pass your test for your permit.
Diva: Whaaaaaaaat????
Josephine: I'm taking you home, I will have to think about your next lesson.
Diva: Look there are blue lights behind us.
Josephine: What the hell?? Diva you be quite and let me do the talking? Hello officer is something wrong?
Officer: We had a call that this car was seen speeding in a neighborhood.
Josephine: (gives Diva the side eye) Ummm no I don't think it was us, I think it was a car that looked like this one. I was just taking my cousin Diva home.
Diva: Yeah she was just taking me home.
Officer: Well ok I guess I can let you all go this time but if I get another call on a car like this I will have to take you both in.
Josephine: Thank you officer. Have a good night.
Diva: That was close.
Josephine: Yes.....yes it was.

24/01/2021

Diva: Omgosh.....these are delicious.
Mom: DIVA!! What are you doing?
Diva: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm having a bowl of Froot Loops.
Mom: That's my cereal.
Diva: Not any more, it's mine.
Mom: Logan why did you let Diva get my cereal?
Logan: I didn't let her get it. You left it on the table.
Mom: (stares at Logan and Diva)
Diva and Logan: (giggles)

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