J&B’s Wetland Retrievers

30/11/2018

Go figure.

Chaos erupted Sunday around the bustling San Ysidro border crossing, which Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen said was closed “to ensure public safety in response to large numbers of migrants seeking to enter the U.S. illegally.”

16/11/2018

Had to share, too funny and maybe true

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

-Sorry wives...I had to share...lolol
Artie ;)
Comments are fair game :)

13/07/2018

Puppy pictures

11/05/2018

Puppies are in. Born today. 11 total.
We had:
(5) Black Females
(1) White Female
(2) Black Males
(3) White Males

Birth went well. All seem healthy including mom.

10/05/2018

X-rays are in. 8-9 puppies any day now. Everything looks good.

09/05/2018

Meet Otter, from wetlands to highlands, he lives to be outdoors engaged in the sporting life.

09/05/2018

Tomorrow we find out how many pups Ice has, litter due in next couple of weeks. Bring on the puppy breath. 🐶

09/05/2018

Ice and the life she loves