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SometimesCarl 97% of the time I'm a bluenose pit named Chase, but when I'm being exceptionally weird I go by Carl.

my goodness, stuffing removal really takes it outta a guy 😴
19/05/2020

my goodness, stuffing removal really takes it outta a guy 😴

could someone sunblock my back?
16/05/2020

could someone sunblock my back?

08/05/2020

Salt Air for the Pibble Soul, a (very) short film of one land seal’s quest for calm.

i was today years old when i learned that baths before 9 AM are a) allowed, and b) terrible.
06/05/2020

i was today years old when i learned that baths before 9 AM are a) allowed, and b) terrible.

after baking in the sun it’s important to rest your potatoes on a cool surface. cement will do.
02/05/2020

after baking in the sun it’s important to rest your potatoes on a cool surface. cement will do.

another big night of sleep coming up tonight, make sure to get your practice reps in.
22/04/2020

another big night of sleep coming up tonight, make sure to get your practice reps in.

10/04/2020

friday afternoon brunch bc what is time anyways!

and for my next trick, i will reveal where all of that drool actually goes.
09/04/2020

and for my next trick, i will reveal where all of that drool actually goes.

a carl emerges from the fog. wonders where all the humans are. who will give him pets and treats?⠀⠀(editor’s note: he is...
30/03/2020

a carl emerges from the fog. wonders where all the humans are. who will give him pets and treats?⠀
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(editor’s note: he is getting SO MANY pets and treats)

TBT to two days ago when the beach was still open 😦
28/03/2020

TBT to two days ago when the beach was still open 😦

you’ve been wearing the same sweatpants for four days and you’re making ME get clean?
20/03/2020

you’ve been wearing the same sweatpants for four days and you’re making ME get clean?

wherever you’re hunkered down, however you’re feeling, chase would like nothing more than to wrap you in a big, sandy hi...
16/03/2020

wherever you’re hunkered down, however you’re feeling, chase would like nothing more than to wrap you in a big, sandy hippo hug ❤️ now..... bath time!

“working from home”
12/03/2020

“working from home”

when u could’ve made a run for it but u know who feeds u
09/03/2020

when u could’ve made a run for it but u know who feeds u

wowowow so dad goes out of town and mom decides to give baths all of a sudden????
28/02/2020

wowowow so dad goes out of town and mom decides to give baths all of a sudden????

i’ve got friends in low places....⠀⠀...and in the hamptons. ❤️ u betty.
24/02/2020

i’ve got friends in low places....⠀
⠀...and in the hamptons. ❤️ u betty.

no puppies nipping at my jowls. no LilyBug basking in silence with me. what now? do i pick up a hobby? get a job? learn ...
14/02/2020

no puppies nipping at my jowls. no LilyBug basking in silence with me. what now? do i pick up a hobby? get a job? learn a new language? buy a convertible? continue staring awkwardly into the abyss? ⠀
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signed,⠀
carl in crisis

09/02/2020

noods in the n**e, everyone’s doing it. LilyBug

a weekend with LilyBug means we’ll be doing what we do best... nothing at all 🙃
08/02/2020

a weekend with LilyBug means we’ll be doing what we do best... nothing at all 🙃

um how lucky are we to get to babysit this pair of ears tonight??!!! meet TINY TIM — bob and eb’s brother!⠀⠀Mr. Bones & ...
06/02/2020

um how lucky are we to get to babysit this pair of ears tonight??!!! meet TINY TIM — bob and eb’s brother!⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co. and Rescue

2/3 of these ring dings have started their trial adoptions! 👏🏻 we’ll share updates as we have them, and in the meantime ...
05/02/2020

2/3 of these ring dings have started their trial adoptions! 👏🏻 we’ll share updates as we have them, and in the meantime you best believe chase is getting some well-deserved spoiling 😘⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co.

these tiny satellites may be cute but they’re doing nothing for our cell phone reception. what gives??⠀⠀⠀Mr. Bones & Co....
01/02/2020

these tiny satellites may be cute but they’re doing nothing for our cell phone reception. what gives??⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co.

28/01/2020

while there are many cinematic moments in this video, the best is at the end when bob is interrupted by his own fart. ⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co.

the smaller the body, the fiercer the side eye. 👀⠀⠀Mr. Bones & Co.
20/01/2020

the smaller the body, the fiercer the side eye. 👀⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co.

what’s the dog version of catnip bc i think eb found some. Mr. Bones & Co.
16/01/2020

what’s the dog version of catnip bc i think eb found some.

Mr. Bones & Co.

hippo bellies are a highly underrated napping spot.⠀⠀
13/01/2020

hippo bellies are a highly underrated napping spot.⠀
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it’s a real shame bob’s not more photogenic. ⠀⠀Mr. Bones & Co.
12/01/2020

it’s a real shame bob’s not more photogenic. ⠀
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Mr. Bones & Co.

excuse me can you all please take it down a notch!!!!!Mr. Bones & Co.
07/01/2020

excuse me can you all please take it down a notch!!!!!

Mr. Bones & Co.

chase really pulled out all the stops to welcome the new fosters!⠀⠀EBENEZER SCROOGE and BOB CRATCHIT will be crashing wi...
05/01/2020

chase really pulled out all the stops to welcome the new fosters!⠀
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EBENEZER SCROOGE and BOB CRATCHIT will be crashing with us until they find their forever homes, and are available for adoption (separately) through Mr. Bones & Co. and Rescue the Runway. eb, bob, and their two other siblings were part of an accidental litter in NC. Faithful Friends Animal Sanctuary, Salisbury NC kept them out of a municipal shelter and asked if bones and co could take on their foster and adoption, which lands them here! they’re about 10 weeks old, mom is a chihuahua, and we have no info on their dad. what we DO know is that they snuggle as hard as they play, are super freaking smart, and have unique personalities that are developing more and more each day. let’s do this, little ones! ❤️ ⠀
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happy new year to everyone except my mom who made me take this photo before she left for vacation.
01/01/2020

happy new year to everyone except my mom who made me take this photo before she left for vacation.

  to two days ago when my parents didn’t leave for mexico WITHOUT ME!!!!! (i’m in v good hands with my aunt and uncle — ...
28/12/2019

to two days ago when my parents didn’t leave for mexico WITHOUT ME!!!!! (i’m in v good hands with my aunt and uncle — thanks aunt kathy and uncle jim! — but sympathy would still be appreciated during this difficult and mexico-less time.)

if your presents don’t get delivered on time, BLAME THE ELVES.
21/12/2019

if your presents don’t get delivered on time, BLAME THE ELVES.

best bribe goes straight to the top of the ‘nice’ list. GO.
12/12/2019

best bribe goes straight to the top of the ‘nice’ list. GO.

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