you ever think so loud you’re not sure if you actually said some s**t out loud? 😵💫
01/12/2021
i don’t observe no nut november but if you do, i hope you cm so much today. and hard too. please cm hard and a lot today. for me 😮💨
28/11/2021
spent way too much time editing the seat switch so here’s some bulls**t so i feel like i did something today. blank on last
27/11/2021
aw s**t here they come 💩
26/11/2021
horniness 🤝 loneliness
25/11/2021
some dinner conversation material for ya. think of dollars as seconds and see how many years it would take you to become a billionaire at your current salary/wage 🦃
24/11/2021
john doe has the upper hand now
23/11/2021
we call these dumps bc they’re a pile of garbage, but one’s trash is another’s treasure
19/11/2021
fiiine, one more day
18/11/2021
h***y is in the air, need that post nut claritin
16/11/2021
the more you know 🔍👀
14/11/2021
“Real eyes realize real lies.”
—Thomas Jefferson
10/11/2021
quack (and i cannot stress this enough) quack (but 😏)
08/11/2021
it was right there
30/10/2021
it all makes sense now
28/10/2021
50% of the time, it works every time
27/10/2021
“i’m team trans-exclusionary radical feminist” -dave (formally the goat) chappelle
26/10/2021
hi mommy 🥴
likely more princess mononoke content to come
25/10/2021
i’m hungry
24/10/2021
i saw it one time i swear
18/10/2021
💜💜💜
16/10/2021
just ass for me, thanks🍴
11/10/2021
don’t mind if i do, thanks
10/10/2021
they’re in the room with me rn
09/10/2021
when you
06/10/2021
f**k me right up 🥴
01/10/2021
sounds like a steal tbh
30/09/2021
me: “i don’t believe in god”
me with diarrhea: “our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name...” 🙏😫🚽
29/09/2021
dumplings à la meme
24/06/2021
sOmE oF y’AlL
21/06/2021
what a deal!
16/06/2021
some of y’all are really hot js 🥴
16/06/2021
cum 🤝 together
15/06/2021
a lil history on a familiar phrase
15/06/2021
you know i’m something of an indigo child myself 😏
12/06/2021
aforementions
11/06/2021
was this 👌 close to actually saving their number too 😔
10/06/2021
TURNS OUT GOD IS A LIBRUL. ADAM TOO - REAL MEN ARE SELF MADE 💪😎🇺🇸
09/06/2021
don’t worry, he made enough for everyone 😌
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