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Swan Tonamo Bae your mom's a solipsist

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repost from a while ago bc i feel like butt
05/12/2021

repost from a while ago bc i feel like butt

you ever think so loud you’re not sure if you actually said some s**t out loud? 😵‍💫
03/12/2021

you ever think so loud you’re not sure if you actually said some s**t out loud? 😵‍💫

i don’t observe no nut november but if you do, i hope you cm so much today. and hard too. please cm hard and a lot tod...
01/12/2021

i don’t observe no nut november but if you do, i hope you cm so much today. and hard too. please cm hard and a lot today. for me 😮‍💨

spent way too much time editing the seat switch so here’s some bulls**t so i feel like i did something today. blank on l...
28/11/2021

spent way too much time editing the seat switch so here’s some bulls**t so i feel like i did something today. blank on last

aw s**t here they come 💩
27/11/2021

aw s**t here they come 💩

horniness 🤝 loneliness
26/11/2021

horniness 🤝 loneliness

some dinner conversation material for ya. think of dollars as seconds and see how many years it would take you to become...
25/11/2021

some dinner conversation material for ya. think of dollars as seconds and see how many years it would take you to become a billionaire at your current salary/wage 🦃

john doe has the upper hand now
24/11/2021

john doe has the upper hand now

we call these dumps bc they’re a pile of garbage, but one’s trash is another’s treasure
23/11/2021

we call these dumps bc they’re a pile of garbage, but one’s trash is another’s treasure

fiiine, one more day
19/11/2021

fiiine, one more day

h***y is in the air, need that post nut claritin
18/11/2021

h***y is in the air, need that post nut claritin

the more you know 🔍👀
16/11/2021

the more you know 🔍👀

“Real eyes realize real lies.” —Thomas Jefferson
14/11/2021

“Real eyes realize real lies.”
—Thomas Jefferson

quack (and i cannot stress this enough) quack (but 😏)
10/11/2021

quack (and i cannot stress this enough) quack (but 😏)

it was right there
08/11/2021

it was right there

it all makes sense now
30/10/2021

it all makes sense now

50% of the time, it works every time
28/10/2021

50% of the time, it works every time

“i’m team trans-exclusionary radical feminist” -dave (formally the goat) chappelle
27/10/2021

“i’m team trans-exclusionary radical feminist” -dave (formally the goat) chappelle

hi mommy 🥴 likely more princess mononoke content to come
26/10/2021

hi mommy 🥴
likely more princess mononoke content to come

i’m hungry
25/10/2021

i’m hungry

i saw it one time i swear
24/10/2021

i saw it one time i swear

💜💜💜
18/10/2021

💜💜💜

just ass for me, thanks🍴
16/10/2021

just ass for me, thanks🍴

don’t mind if i do, thanks
11/10/2021

don’t mind if i do, thanks

they’re in the room with me rn
10/10/2021

they’re in the room with me rn

when you
09/10/2021

when you

f**k me right up 🥴
06/10/2021

f**k me right up 🥴

sounds like a steal tbh
01/10/2021

sounds like a steal tbh

me: “i don’t believe in god”me with diarrhea: “our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name...” 🙏😫🚽
30/09/2021

me: “i don’t believe in god”
me with diarrhea: “our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name...” 🙏😫🚽

dumplings à la meme
29/09/2021

dumplings à la meme

sOmE oF y’AlL
24/06/2021

sOmE oF y’AlL

what a deal!
21/06/2021

what a deal!

some of y’all are really hot js 🥴
16/06/2021

some of y’all are really hot js 🥴

cum 🤝 together
16/06/2021

cum 🤝 together

a lil history on a familiar phrase
15/06/2021

a lil history on a familiar phrase

you know i’m something of an indigo child myself 😏
15/06/2021

you know i’m something of an indigo child myself 😏

aforementions
12/06/2021

aforementions

was this 👌 close to actually saving their number too 😔
11/06/2021

was this 👌 close to actually saving their number too 😔

TURNS OUT GOD IS A LIBRUL. ADAM TOO - REAL MEN ARE SELF MADE 💪😎🇺🇸
10/06/2021

TURNS OUT GOD IS A LIBRUL. ADAM TOO - REAL MEN ARE SELF MADE 💪😎🇺🇸

don’t worry, he made enough for everyone 😌••• i made this edit a long time ago and never shared it here for some reason
09/06/2021

don’t worry, he made enough for everyone 😌


• i made this edit a long time ago and never shared it here for some reason

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