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12/01/2020

The Beave tells me it is "Hug a Ginger Day."

11/01/2020

Ward just caught and ate a sky raisin!

30/10/2019

Wallie enjoying "milkbar" by burying her head in my armpit and "nursing." We do this at least twice a day.

18/08/2019

Wallie just caught and ate a spider. Now she is watching for more tasty prey!

16/08/2019
'Living conditions were deplorable': Humane officer rescues 60 dogs, cats in separate incidents

The Cleavers hail from the BCHS. It is a small rural shelter which does good work. They recently rescued 41 cats from a hoarding situation. I just sent a donation. Please consider helping out!

https://www.timesonline.com/entertainmentlife/20190815/living-conditions-were-deplorable-humane-officer-rescues-60-dogs-cats-in-separate-incidents?fbclid=IwAR3o5SIgNp-vjQ7l17x7bdDW3g6eBIFSCE8Qt7OBmwxUsimMt4HlSqfGk1I

Animals found in "deplorable" conditions in homes in Freedom and Ambridge.

04/07/2019

Happy third birthday to the Cleavers! (Ward, Wallie, the Beave, and their sister, June, who lives in the far off galaxy of Sewickley.) 🎂

20/04/2019

(I'm sitting minding my own business, when Wallie crawls up on me.)

Wallie: "Mama can Ai aks u a qweshun?"

Mama: "Sure, what's up?"

Wallie: "Y iz u so sadz anymore?"

Mama: "What do you mean?"

Wallie: "Mee an' da guys seed u cryin'."

Mama: "Well, I feel very sad because Ms. Molly was very sick, and the doctor couldn't make her better, so Ms. Molly died."

Wallie: "Wee thought she wasn't in da haus anymore, an' u been sleepin' wit us, 'stead of in ur room. Ai'm sorry, Mama. But we iz here to luv u."

Mama: "Thank you, Wallie. I love you guys too, and I'm glad you are here to cheer me up."

Wallie: "U know wat, Mama? Ms. Molly telled uz shee luved u, an' dat wee waz reel lucky u brought uz to live with u. Shee sed u waz da best Mama in da whole world."

Mama: "Thank you for telling me that, Wallie. 😢"

Wallie: "Don't cry, Mama. Ai'll sitz heer wit u til u feelz betterz. ❤"

(This is one of my last pictures of Ms. Molly. 💔)

18/02/2019

"The Evil Vet will never find me!"

18/02/2019

Ward practicing civil disobedience by refusing to look at the camera, while Wallie looks for a weak spot in their jail cell.

18/02/2019

The lump under the blanket is Beaver. He is "hiding."

18/02/2019

The Cleavers are at the vet for their annual tune up. They sang the Song of their People in 3 part harmony all the way. We're in the exam room now waiting for the Evil Vet. Not a peep.

02/02/2019

Wallie: "Mama! Mama! Wee gots emale from Junie! She sendz uz her picture!"

Me: (Thinking) "Is she giving 'the paw' to the camera?"

01/02/2019
Donations needed after flooding at humane society

This is where I found the Cleavers. Can you help? It's the BCHS in Beaver County, PA

CENTER TWP. — When it rains, it pours — even in subzero temperatures.A rough January for the Beaver County Humane Society got a lot wetter

19/01/2019

Ward never lets his guard down. Nope. 😂

18/11/2018

Ward, Wallie, the Beav, and Junie

18/11/2018

I can't seem to post photos. Can People see this?

Update: I've found a workaround for the photos, but something still isn't right. 😕

11/08/2018

From Ms. Molly:

"Dear Cleavers: I am taking over this page AND Mama. From now on only I get to sleep on her full bladder! Emphatically, Molly."

31/07/2018

From Ms. Molly:

"Dear Cleavers: I am with Mama and she left you at home. ROFLMTO (rolling on the floor laughing my tail off.) Love, Molly."

27/07/2018

Beaver: "Mama!" (As he takes a flying leap from the back of The Big Chair to jump on me when I come in the room.) "Wallie checked r email an' Junie sended us a pikture!"

Ward: (muffled from under The Big Chair)
"An' Junie haz a 'frigerator in da window dat lookz jus' like ourz."

Wallie: "Ai wonder whyz da aleanz needz a window 'frigerator. Ai alwayz thinked it waz col' in outerz space."

Mama: "Wallie, Junie doesn't live in outer..... Oh, never mind."

18/07/2018
Ward Grooms Wallie

Wallie: "Ai findz a vidio ov when wee lived in r old hous. Wardz givez mee a baff. Ai wish wee could goe homez."

18/07/2018

Beaver examines the identification tag on a suspicious new species of prey.

18/07/2018
Beaver Captures His Prey

Beaver is a wiley and persistent hunter. At the end he ultimately captures his prey----a stuffed blue bunny!

05/07/2018

Happy birthday to Ms.Molly and the Cleavers! Molly is fifteen today! The Cleavers are two years old. A special happy birthday shout out to Junie, somewhere "out there."

03/07/2018

Wallie: "Dey Sixx ov R Captwivity"

Wallie: "Mama getz up weally earlwy did mornin'. Ai don't knowz whyz. Shee sed shee likez r room wit r 'frigerator, and dat der aren't no 'frigeratorz in windowz in udder roomz."

Beavar: "Ai iz tired ov beeing in dis prison. Ai don't knowz whyz wee can't goez home."

Ward: (From under the big chair): "Ai iz weady to goez home any timez."

Mama: "The Cleavers haven't quite grasped the fact this is their new 'home.' I keep promising them that I'll expand their range, but right now I can't let them out into the rest of the house because of the beastly heat. Once it cools down I'll do that----if Ward will come out from under the big chair."

03/07/2018

Wallie: "Dey Fife ov R Captwivity"

Wallie: "Der seems to bee some kindz ov warz goin' on. Wee heer bombz sploding an' seez lites. Maybeez da army iz twying to safez uz."

Beaver: "Ai thinkz itz 'citing! Der iz pwretty lites in da skye. Wardz, come lookz out da windowz! Itz pwreety!"

Ward: "Ai ain't gonna lookz. Ai likez it under dis big chair. Until wee goez home, Ai iz stayin' under dis chair!"

Wallie: "Maybee wee goez home soon after da army safes uz... "

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02/07/2018

Mama: "Night vision camera of Ward making a foray from under the "big chair." I hope he is starting to be happy little guy again."

02/07/2018

Wallie: "Dey For ov R Captwivty"

Wallie: "Mama sleeped wit uz las' nite! She sed it waz cuz wee hafs a 'frigerator in r window, butt we knoes itz cuz she loves uz! Wee celbrated by showin' 'hur how happiez we waz. Bewar waz so 'cited hee bited Mama's feetz whenever shee felled asleep. Wee dint want hur to sleepz, but to playz wit uz. Ai sitz on hur an' purrz an'makez biscuts 'bout bweakfst time (3:45 a.m.) so dat shee would'nt feelz lonely. Wardz iz living under da big chair 'an won't come outz, butt Ai thinks heez happies two dat Mama waz heer.

30/06/2018

Wallie: "Dey Thrwee ov R Captwivity"

Wallie: "Twying to brake r spirwits, r captorz hav turned up da heet. Ai 'scaped for a shortt time, butt da Authorities recaptwured mee. Mama showed up an' put a 'frigerator inn da window. Bewar iz keeping hiz spiritz highz, butt Ai iz worried 'bout Wardz. All wee wantz iz to go homez. 😿😿😿"

29/06/2018

I have no doubt Beaver will soon be on the very TOP of the built in bookshelves! He's been here sbout 45 minutes and seems fine. Wallie is handling the move much better than I expected. Poor Ward is totally freaked out. 😟

29/06/2018

Wallie and Beaver gazing out of the "spaceship window."

29/06/2018

Wallie: "Dey Too ov r Captwivity"

Wallie: "Mama waz takin four qwestioning four a hole lotz ov ours todey. Shee jus' returwned wif Bewar! Ai waz gwad too see her an' Bewar, but Aiz wonering if shee iz workin' wit dey aleanz, since shee comed bak wif Beawar, an' hee iz bigz an' orange an' stufz...."

Ward: "Ai stil sez wee waz katnapped four wansom. Onwy probwem iz, wee gotz no monies! An' Ai don't thinkz Mama haz any monies' cause shee sez shee ain't got no jobz no moe. Ai don't knowz wat a jobz iz, but shee sed itz how shee getz monies."

Beaver: "Ai'm gwad too seez u guyz, but where iz wee?

Wallie: "Maybee u telkz uz, Bewar! Iz dis ur spaceshipz?"

Beaver: "Huh?"

Ward: "Wallie, u iz cwazy. Dis don't wook wike no spaceship!"

Wallie: "How u knowz wat a spaceship wooks wike? On da innernetz dey sed spaceshipz can bee cwoaked. Maybee dis iz cwoaked."

Beaver: "U iz both cwazies! Butt Ai stil don't knowz where wee iz..."

Wallie: "Mama, iz dis Beawar's spaceship? Hee iz big an' orange an' stuffz..."

Mama: "No, Wallie. This isn't a spaceship, and it certainly doesn't belong to Beaver. Besides, a bunch of your toys and scratching posts and cushions are here. Why would your stuff be on an alien spaceship?"

Wallie: "Maybee Bewar toldz dem too take r stuffz...."

Ward: "Mama, iz u gonna payz wansom four uz?"

Mama: "Ward, no one catnapped you. If they did, why would I be here too?"

(Ward looks perplexed.)

Beaver: "Mama, where iz wee? Ai wanna goez home!" (starts to cry)

Wallie and Ward: (crying) "Wee wanna goez home two!"

Mama: "It's going to be ok. Mama Is with you..."

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Ward Grooms Wallie
Ward Grooms Wallie

Wallie: "Ai findz a vidio ov when wee lived in r old hous. Wardz givez mee a baff. Ai wish wee could goe homez."

Beaver Captures His Prey
Beaver Captures His Prey

Beaver is a wiley and persistent hunter. At the end he ultimately captures his prey----a stuffed blue bunny!

Wallie: "Ai haz a bag."

We haz a chikin!
We haz a chikin!

Ward: "Wee haz a chikin! What wee 'posed to do wit it?"

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