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SQL The Dog SELECT * FROM dogs WHERE name = 'SQL';

-- Should return awesomeness

SELECT * FROM things_to_look_at WHERE class = "bird?";
31/07/2017

SELECT * FROM things_to_look_at WHERE class = "bird?";

INSERT 'cookie' INTO mouth(treat);
16/02/2017

INSERT 'cookie' INTO mouth(treat);

SELECT expression FROM stares WHERE type = 'confused' AND subject = 'plant';
21/01/2017

SELECT expression FROM stares WHERE type = 'confused' AND subject = 'plant';

SELECT * FROM pokemon WHERE must_catch = 1;
11/07/2016

SELECT * FROM pokemon WHERE must_catch = 1;

SELECT lookFROM facesWHERE type = 'mojestic' -- as fuuuuuuuuu...ORDER BY goofiness DESCLIMIT 2;
06/07/2016

SELECT look
FROM faces
WHERE type = 'mojestic' -- as fuuuuuuuuu...
ORDER BY goofiness DESC
LIMIT 2;

SELECT look FROM facesWHERE type = 'mojestic'LIMIT 1;
06/07/2016

SELECT look
FROM faces
WHERE type = 'mojestic'
LIMIT 1;

SELECT * FROM scary_places WHERE type = 'food truck';
24/06/2016

SELECT * FROM scary_places WHERE type = 'food truck';

SELECT current_time; -- returns 'popcorn time'
26/05/2016

SELECT current_time; -- returns 'popcorn time'

SELECT * FROM moods JOIN weather ON moods.cause = weather.inside WHERE moods.type = 'bored' AND weather.type = 'rain';
11/03/2016

SELECT * FROM moods JOIN weather ON moods.cause = weather.inside WHERE moods.type = 'bored' AND weather.type = 'rain';

SELECT * FROM safe_spots WHERE type = 'log';
05/12/2015

SELECT * FROM safe_spots WHERE type = 'log';

16/10/2015
INSERT INTO things_i_sat_for VALUES 'pictures';
14/10/2015

INSERT INTO things_i_sat_for VALUES 'pictures';

SELECT TOP 1 team FROM favorites;
14/10/2015

SELECT TOP 1 team FROM favorites;

SELECT TOP 1 * FROM friends;
16/08/2015

SELECT TOP 1 * FROM friends;

INSERT INTO sports_watched(event)VALUES ' ';
05/07/2015

INSERT INTO sports_watched(event)
VALUES ' ';

INSERT INTO places_hid (location)VALUES 'Hill at the beach';
03/07/2015

INSERT INTO places_hid (location)
VALUES 'Hill at the beach';

INSERT INTO people_barked_at(job)VALUES ('air conditioner repair');
17/06/2015

INSERT INTO people_barked_at(job)
VALUES ('air conditioner repair');

11/04/2015

SELECT action FROM wake_up_daddy WHERE name = 'puke'

SELECT 'That one time we went to a far away place and that weird lady put me in some orange thing.';
12/02/2015

SELECT 'That one time we went to a far away place and that weird lady put me in some orange thing.';

SELECT lunch FROM restaurants WHERE name = 'tacodeli';
09/02/2015

SELECT lunch FROM restaurants WHERE name = 'tacodeli';

SELECT * FROM curiosity WHERE object = 'Camera Flash';
09/02/2015

SELECT * FROM curiosity WHERE object = 'Camera Flash';

SELECT 'I am king. This is my hill.';
06/02/2015

SELECT 'I am king. This is my hill.';

05/02/2015

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