Tortoise with attitude. Into healthy eating and sunbathing.
14/06/2020
Today I passed over the rainbow bridge.
I hadn’t eaten for a long time despite my mom doing all the right things to make me better.
Farewell everyone.
21/04/2020
I am sharing my room with a small human!
The cheek of it!
26/03/2020
The sun is shining through my bedroom window and I am basking.
Life is hard! 🤣🐢
01/02/2020
So, due to this mild weather, I’m awake.
My human gave me a warm bath and put lamps and heaters on for me.
Strange to be up this early!
25/09/2019
Goodnight everyone.
See you in the spring.
🐢
26/08/2019
Everyone is busy.
Not me🤣
I’m sunbathing 🐢
28/07/2019
What happened to all the sunshine? I was enjoying the heat!
14/06/2019
Chilling under my lamp. The human says I’ve grown. Well, I am 10 years old. What did she expect? Shrinkage!
07/06/2019
So, the short human is going to be my slave for a week. I must remember to s**t in my water dish!
21/02/2019
I have had a warm bath and I’m now warming myself under my lamps.
There’ll be no stopping me soon!
21/02/2019
Hello Peeps!
I am awake and up to speed!
Winter sleep over!
28/08/2018
Starting to get cooler now.
Time to start thinking about going to sleep for a few months 😴
05/08/2018
So the human has had a big clean of my abode. (About fu***ng time, lazy mare)
Then she made me have a bath. So I s**t on the new bedding. That’ll show her!
29/07/2018
It’s gone very quiet in the house. The whistling, screeching and swearing has stopped.
Whatever was downstairs must have escaped.
Peace at last.
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