Best Friend Walking

14/08/2023

The latest about Lisa: I cant always leave a sit this satisfied but it's certainly the goal!

21/06/2023

These were good boys. Top of my list to sit!

21/06/2023

It was only then that Samantha realized that the call was coming from inside the house.

18/06/2023

Amen, Mister.

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."

12/06/2023

Peggy

Model | Runway & Print
Type: Dog Next Door

Measurements 19"-15"-18"

EXPERIENCE:

PRINT & RUNWAY
Ralph Lauren
Tomi Hilfiger
Coco Chanel
Givenchy
Gucci

TV
911 - Firehouse resident dog #2
The Kardashians - Home extra #8

SPECIAL SKILLS
Running
Jumping
Barking
Smiling

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

12/06/2023

Monty is a ball FULL of energy. He got my split pace down 10 minutes!!!

Time to get a waist leash for this big guy. [Note to Amazon]

09/06/2023

Dulutha is on Neighborhood Crime Watch tonight. There has been a lot of suspicious pigeon activity lately.

Dulutha could hear her dear mother's voice in her head, "Cain't trust a pigeon any more than a politician! Dems a city bird and you already know, city birds only want one thing..."

Dulutha never did find out what that one thing was but she stood vigil at the door, eyes wide open, putting those pigeons on notice and making mom proud - God rest her soul.

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

08/06/2023

Rhoda has been sitting on the new heated weight loss pad for 3 hours so far and she hasn't lost a single ounce.

Everyone keeps telling her that if she loses any weight it will only be fur weight. She refuses to believe it and will stay on her weight loss pad for a week if necessary.

Participating in the Kitten Box Parade is all she's thought about for months. Squeak mouse toys and Meow mix overflowing, she's GOT to fit into her parade dress. She's GOT to be on that float.

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

06/06/2023

Pete's shoplifting career was coming to an abrupt end.

After a punch in the face from the Walmart stock boy, he dropped the doggy treats and went home with a black eye unsure of which direction his life would go in next.

Turned down by 7 dog training universities and the Narcotics Police Academy Pete's future wasn't looking so bright.

He thought, "Don't drink, don't smoke... What DO I do?"

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

27/05/2023

Hanns has vowed to single-handedly bring the Tug of War competition back to the Olympics. He has trained in every tug and taut strategy of pulling for the win!

His daily nutrition consists of water, electrolytes, and dental-enhancing dog food. He trains with a vocalist after every run to build up his jaw strength.

This is his time and he plans to cash in.

26/05/2023

Tony can't work another damn day as a bird dog.

He's grateful to his labrador bestie for the job, getting to take home a bird at the end of the day and all but he doesn't think that his heart can take it.

"Thank god for the weekend," he thought before passing out in his donut bed.

25/05/2023

Hind leg: Whalebone.
Eye patch: at the tailors.
That whale never had a chance.
Now if they'd only get me pipe - Arh~

24/05/2023

Jerrod: Heeeyyy Sexy, I ain't seen you in a hot minute. You lookin' upgraded lately. You gettin' a workout in chasin' that box a kittens behind the cemetery [wink wink]?

Monie's eye's light up. She pants with a smile.

Tanisha [sitting on the front porch with her sister Monie']: Keep it movin' Jer-roood. ain't NOBODY payin' you NO mind. Keep tah steppin [waves Jerrod off. Jerrod continues to pull on his lead walking behind his owner]!

Monie [Eye's lit watching Jerrod leave]: Tanisha, you don't have to speak to him that way. He's just trying to pay me a compliment. He's not so bad.

Tanisha: Girl don't fall for it! You haven't heard from him in MONTHS! Now all of a sudden it's April and here he comes in that punk-ass pink vest from the 1980's. I heard he hasn't even been fixed! I heard that his owners live in a studio apartment.

What are you gonna do with a litter in a STUDIO APT??? Now what you really need is that Great Dane drink a water with the owners in that nice house with t-bones laying around everywhere to snack on anytime!

Monie [licking her paws]: Tanisha, they don't have any t-bones. Stop it.

Tanisha: Uh huh, girl! They do! That's what I heard from that poodle down the way. She tried to push up on him at the dog park but he wasn't feelin' her. She comes strollin' through that park every week with a fresh afro thinkin' that he'll change his mind, but NOPE. You should get on that Monie. Go on girl~

Monie imagines the idea of living in a big home with unlimited t-bones to chew on vs a French Bulldog with a bucket load of charm.
..Decisions

22/05/2023

Patty's latest grooming session left her a little bewildered. She knows that she asked for a 70's inspired style but was thinking more of a Farrah Faucet or even a Dorothy Hamill.

This perm seems tight, not her personal style at all... But, as she looked on in the mirror, she thought, "Maybe, maybe, I could pull off a Pam Grier or even a Barbara Streisand.

21/05/2023

Over the years Jake got accustomed to his job as a plumbing CSI analyst. He's solved some of the biggest crimes analyzing some of the largest sewer systems in the country.

So when they called him in on a sink scene, he wasn't expecting much out of his evening, but then a notable scent hit his nose. "Is that...," He thought, "cat nip?" To his pleasant surprise, Jake came across 40 kilos of catnip stuffed down the sink drain! "Man! I have all the pain relief I need!"

After that shooting incident during an Interpol case in the Paris sewers, he's never been quite the same.

He just kept staring at the drain wondering how he was going to get all of this cat nip pulled out of the drain before the other detectives showed up.

20/05/2023

Back to school nurse lines to check for Strep Throat. Abigail struggles with the ravaging compulsion to bite off the tongue depressor and chew it down to her heart's content.

She'd already been sighted with 3 verbal and 2 written warnings. One more write-up and she'd be hauled off to crate detention leaving her little sister, Missy, to walk home alone.

Missy was the type of dog who jumped at every little movement or noise. "Her nerves couldn't handle a solo trip home.", Abigail thought. "Just count to 10. You can do it. 1... 2... 3..."

Missy wasn't feeling confident about the whole thing. She stood behind Abigail in line going through the mental Rolodex in her little head, searching for anyone she could think of that would walk her home after school.

19/05/2023

Isaiah's smile wasn't his strongest asset but if his photo was picked, this gig would put him on the path to greatness. It would be the opportunity of his lifetime.

If all goes as planned, he'd be compensated with enough cryptocurrency to buy the owners of his dreams who come with the option of a customized lifestyle.

He daydreamed about a big house with a huge yard STOCKED with squirrels, a pool, squeaky toys, a free-range front yard where he could exercise all of his authentic vocal skills, and pink plush doggy beds on every floor of the home equipped with misting fans.

No matter how uncomfortable it was for him to smile, he was going to give these suckers the smile of a lifetime. When Isaiah heard the click of that camera, he knew that it would only be a matter of time before he was on Easy Street.

"Goodbye, dry off-brand dog food with the scratchy plastic scoop. Heeellllooo frozen fresh mail-order subscription dog food." [queue, "Movin' on Up."]

18/05/2023

Back in the day Jack and Bubba would attend the Rat Trap Overturn Protests as undercover allies in efforts to snag a good dinner for their dates that night. After a certain point though, Bubba, with his growing middle, found himself staring at these angry, tail-waving, marching mice wondering, "Do I really NEED another mouse?" Jack noticed Bubba's change in demeanor and poked him in the back, "Hey! Get your head in the game."

17/05/2023

Shasha is not as turned on about tight rope walking like she used to be. To be honest, she always wanted to knit and compete in the knitting needle championships of the Jolen, MO State fair. Her gimmick would be using her own fur.
"It's sustainable right?"

17/05/2023

The pups at Tony's school used to make fun of him for being half canine and half squirrel. He never forgot that.

Now he's the world's reigning Indy Cup champion of the Alfa Romeo Dog Chasing race with the unbeatable time of chasing the Andretti Romeo in under 3.5 seconds.

Never read a book by its cover.

15/05/2023

Tameka had just about enough. Her sister, Shante', had stolen yet another boyfriend from her and she simply couldn't bring herself down on the same step to pose with Shante' for their press shots to promote the new Shining premiering this summer.

Tameka threw such a hissy fit that makeup couldn't finish her face to make her look like Shante's twin. Without Tameka's cooperation, the photographer finally took lunch, the phones were blowing up with disgruntled producers and the director was pulling his hair out. Time is money.

From that moment on, Tameka vowed to do whatever it took to get out of her 6 contract movie deal with Shante'. Tameka was going solo come hell or high water, and she would never look back.

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

14/05/2023

Pete's shoplifting career was coming to an abrupt end.

After a punch in the face from the Walmart stock boy, he dropped the doggy treats and went home with a black eye unsure of which direction his life would go in next.

Turned down by 7 dog training universities and the Narcotics Police academy Pete's future wasn't looking so bright.

He thought, "Don't drink, don't smoke... What DO I do?"

13/05/2023

You’ve no doubt seen this cat if you follow feline medical professionals.

Aleksandr Hadzovic won the prestigious ENT Cartilage Physique Competition in 2020 and he was the runner-up at the ENT Olympia in the same division that year.

Hadzovic is originally from Bosnia and had to flee the country's animal shelters as a kitten stowaway on the Queen Elizabeth 2 and relocated to New York.

Despite his rough childhood, he rose through the ranks and really made a name for himself. He has a Doctorate in Nasal Cartilage Physique Analysis from Harvard Medical School and is Director of the Feline Nasal Theory Department at Princeton.

If it wasn't for Dr. Kitty Hadzovic, I would have *never* found my nose.

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World traveling PETSITTER and SHORT TERM PROPERTY MANAGER with 15 years of local and international (18 countries/15 states) experience. Daily pet photos and reports! Intro consultation. Rapid communication. Security checked! Over 300 5-star only reviews. Over 100 repeat clients. Link in bio or message me here. References upon request.

Let's get you on vacation with peace of mind.

13/05/2023

205 Five-Star Reviews
103 repeat clients

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I have house and pet sat for clients who have gone away anywhere from a few days to more than a few weeks. I've cared for up to 12 dogs of various sizes and personalities, sometimes all in one sit, throughout the US, Europe and Central America. Being a Virtual Entrepreneur, I stay close to home bas....

13/05/2023

10/05/2023

There was a time when Evelyn was barely making ends meet posting kinky shower videos on her Only Fans profile. Now owned by a young cosmopolitan couple who travel more than not, she wanders the warm mansion hallways, curling up in corners and napping under sweaters in cedar closets. Her only job now as a kitty of leisure is to pose and shine.

10/05/2023

When my neighbor goes wild, he goes for the stuffed owl. ❤️

09/05/2023

04/01/2023

Happy New Year!
Here's a loose itinerary of my winter path. Would you like to connect for a house sit? Reach out!

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04/01/2023

Some of my big boy clients!