I must preen the pupper’s ears while she naps for she is a mess.
1. Steal the thing from doggo! 2. Run away!
Can't decide if I should play the hide game or the chew game?
You left this unattended and I'm a featherpiggy.
Hide & Seek is only fun if she's watching, else it's just me, being a weirdo.
EFF YOU AND YOU AND ALSO YOU EFF ALL OF YOU.
Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
The spin thing! I love this show.
I did not say you could stir almond butter into our oatmeal, h...
At first she tried to give me a bit of crust without any sauce on it and I was like WHAT IS THIS SH*T.
Sharing cereal with my pet giant!
I'LL GET YOU, UNICORN SLIPPER.
I cannot get close enough to your face
Dad and I play this little game sometimes where he does something stupid and I let him live.
Get your pet giant to make you some artisanal organic pop-tarts. They're delicious.
Here I am bravely fighting a fierce and terrifying unicorn.
There's always money in the banana stand.
