22/11/2024
Me: Did you just stick your tongue out at me?
Conan: What? No, I, uh, was licking my lips.
Me: I don't believe you.
Conan: That's a you problem, not a me problem.
Me: You keep sticking your tongue out at me and it's gonna be a you problem.
Conan: I agree, it's a you problem.
Me: No, I mean it's a YOU problem.
Conan: Yeah, I get it! It's a YOU problem.
Me: NO! IT'S...no, I'm not gonna let you do this to me again. You get me into these circular arguments and then my blood pressure skyrockets and then I have to eat cookies. I'm done. You win. You weren't sticking your tongue out at me. I concede. You win.
Conan: It's not about winning, it's just about me being right and you being wrong.
Me: I'm...I'm just going to walk away and find something more productive to do with my time.
Conan: That's probably for the best.
Me: Whatever.
Conan: ...
Me: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!
Conan: Did what?