Pets & poems

Pets & poems House and Pet Sitter. United Kingdom PETS & POEMS

OPENING STATEMENT

Pets & poems is my life-choice and is not a profit orientated business.

I am a Writer and this is why I have chosen to do what I do. House and pet setting provides me with the opportunity to write full time whilst having just enough to live a peaceful, self-sufficient way of life and no more. I do not have a home base and go from booking to booking, because I do not charge enough to have a home base which is fine, because I am still very much enjoying what I do and th

ere are great potential rewards for both myself and for you; I get to write peacefully and live a healthy way of life, and you get to have 100% peace of mind whilst you are away, knowing that your pet(s) are being loved and cared for and that your house will be returned to you in excellent order. I do not enter a booking because I need the money, and neither do I enter a booking because I need a roof over my head. This is something I need to make clear from the start. I am oversubscribed and I choose to come into your home, based on how I feel about our communications and a decision has never been based on the fact I am being paid. Communication is something of the utmost importance to me. I like to acknowledge all emails or messages to me, no matter how small or irrelevant they may seem and in good time. If I can't give an immediate answer to something, or I am pressed for time, and unable to update you immediately, I like to let you know that and to thank you for your email/message and provide you with a time frame that I will be able to fully respond, as I wouldn't want you to think that I was neglecting your needs or prioritising my own life and needs over yours. If this is not your way of being, or you feel that you wouldn't be able to meet those expectations for me in return, then we would not be suited to enter an arrangement. I am entering your home; it doesn't get more personal than that, and a slow response and effort to engage from the start, does not bode well for a harmonious relationship based on mutual respect and equality, that is needed for this to happily work for us. The commitment of my time devoted to your home and pet(s) is something I happily give to you, as a balance between my needs and your own but it all hangs on there being a warm and respectful relationship that exists between us. If you are simply seeking a Service and a booking that is based on an impersonal financial transaction with only your needs and considerations in mind, then I am not the person for you and do not read on. However, if you feel happy and comfortable so far, then please, continue reading and find out more. Pets & poems
Taking into consideration the above opening statement, I ask for privacy, independence and your home becoming my home whilst you are away, and in return I freely and happily choose to devote the majority of my time to the love and care of your beloved pet(s) and to ensure your home is safe and secure* until your return. As long as the fundamental requirements of warmth, safety and security are met, I would be more than happy to stay in your home, whilst you are away., * Please note, in keeping with this sense of it being my home whilst you are away, I request that all remote security and monitoring cameras and technology are deactivated during my stay. Since August 2014 I have been a full-time House and Pet-Sitter, which has given me the opportunity to live a peaceful, healthy and creative life, and which also gives space for my writing. After almost 17 years in social work, I strive to experience this as a way of life, rather than regarding Pets & poems as a Business. I have visited many locations in Oxfordshire and the UK, whilst ensuring the pets in my care are given all the love and security they need whilst their owners are away. I have looked after mainly dogs, cats, poultry, house and gardens and have a wealth of experience and confidence behind me. I am able to offer complete peace of mind which is a central part of making sure I find this way of life fulfilling for others as well as for myself. My philosophy is to charge as low a rate as possible which allows for a mutually beneficial arrangement and acknowledges the utility usage whilst in your home. I am very much a ‘home bird’ and although I am in effect only charging for two hours of dog walking a day and/or the commitment to not be away from the home for an unreasonable amount of time each day, I am with the pets in my care, and in the home, for the majority of a twenty-four-hour period and as a rule I am away for no more than 2-3 hours at a time. This is purely because it fits in with my way of life, and therefore house and pet sitting is ideal for myself and the home/pet owner, because the pets get all the companionship and security they need, but this should not be regarded in any way as a twenty-four-hour obligatory level of commitment, as my daily charge by no means resembles an hourly rate for the level of commitment and investment of time I am offering to you. In keeping with the ethos of your home becoming my home whilst you are away, and the respectful boundaries that that implies, I would be grateful if any ‘signed for’ orders and deliveries (that require me to wait in), and building or maintenance work, are not scheduled during my stay and I would be grateful for plenty of planning and advanced notice, ahead of the one-month commitment stage, if you have any doubts around this commitment, in order to avoid any misunderstanding in regard to expectations of my presence in the home and my role within it. I would also be grateful if you would organise for calls to be re-directed or for answer machine service to be set up to avoid any expectations of my taking calls on your behalf. My mobile number will always be the main point of contact, as well as email which is checked regularly, and so you will always be able to get hold of me. It is important to stress that when a respectful relationship exists, I am more than happy to help if I can, but highlighting this in my introduction minimises the risk of there being any misunderstanding around my role and presence in the household. I am there to keep your pets and home safe and secure and at least as good as when you left them, and there my responsibility begins and ends. N.B In regard to cleaners/gardeners, please let me know at the point of booking, if there is a weekly presence in the home, simply so that I am aware of this in advance, and if their access to the property relies on my presence. I can then make a fully informed decision on whether to proceed, and please bare in mind, I may have commitments and appointments that coincide with the days that other people are due. General Guide to Live in Daily Rates (Standard Needs)

Definition of Standard Needs. Although this is largely relevant to dog care, it applies to all pets and circumstances where the pet(s) and property can be left unattended up to a maximum of three to four hours at a time and can be walked well on lead and/or have good recall off lead. It means they don’t jump, bite, nip, or show aggression to any significant degree and behave in a generally well trained and well behaved manner. As a rule, I will decline a booking if I can only leave the house for 1-2 hours only each day. If you feel your pets have higher needs, this needs to be discussed at the point of booking so that I am able to make an informed decision on whether to proceed.

• £35 for house/cat/bird*(s)garden*
(*Reasonable daily watering- half hour or so as general guide - and any more intensive watering to be discussed beforehand)
(*applies to cats/birds with standard needs. £5 will be added to rate if further needs)

• £40 for up to two dogs*
(*applies to dogs with standard needs - higher needs need to be fully discussed)

• £45 for three dogs (or further pet care/responsibilities) above two dogs
(dogs with standard needs, as above)

(Please note. Very occasionally, I am able to do a day-sit but a day rate/live out rate would apply and would be more in line with an hourly rate to reflect the more concentrated investment of time and travel. The rate is flexible depending on duration, and distance). There is no depreciation charge on mileage, only the petrol cost of travel. There are often assignments that don’t fit neatly into the above categories including additional needs of house or pets or where there are four or more dogs and/or Poultry care. Each new Assignment will be treated on its individual merit and will be discussed fully with the home/pet owner before reaching an agreement on a final rate. The earliest arrival time on day 1 of the booking is 10am to allow for travel, and the latest departure time on the last day is 5pm. However, this may alter depending on what bookings are on either side and my location at the time, and I will always do my best to work with the home/pet owner to find a solution. For example, if the home/pet owner is due to leave very early morning, then if possible, I would call in the evening before, to carry out the handover and to collect the keys. Please note: As all arrangements are confirmed at least one month in advance, it is the overall responsibility of the home/pet owner to make their own arrangements for the period before my arrival at 10am and my departure at 5pm and there should be no expectation of my having responsibility in regard to this matter and as part of the daily rate that I am charging. Cancellation Notice/Loss of Income
I would like to avoid formal contracts in order to ensure Pets & poems runs on the basis of mutual good will and integrity and not on formal business terms. However, in order to protect against loss of income, I ask for the full amount to be paid one month prior to the booking to act as the holding payment. If, due to a cancellation, an alternative booking can then be found within the first two weeks of the final month, then a minimum 50% refund would be honoured on all occasions. I’d like to emphasise that cancellations which occur before the final month would not require a holding fee as the standard one-month notice period allows sufficient time for both parties to make alternative arrangements. Either of us are entirely at liberty to cancel or to change our minds before this one-month period and I would request a clear understanding and respect for the equality of these terms. I am just as important as you, and you are just as important as me, and if this genuine spirit exists, then it would and should mean we remain warm, polite and understanding towards each-other at every step of the way. To date, and over the many years I have been house and pet sitting, I have only had to cancel bookings on a couple of occasions due to boundaries being breached or not respected and this has only occurred before the final one-month commitment stage. However, if during the last month there are behaviours or circumstances that concern me and I do not wish to proceed and which are due to a clear breach of the terms and expectations that have been clarified in my Introduction and to which you have previously agreed, then I reserve the right to withdraw from the booking and to retain either 50-100% of the booking fee, depending on the extent of the breach and how near to the actual Sit the breach occurs.* see below As I work alone, it is always good to have a contingency plan in place, in case due to ill health or another unforeseen circumstance, I was unable to commit to a booking. To date, this has never occurred, but it is a safe practice all the same and this should be regarded as the responsibility of the pet/homeowner. If I had to withdraw due to an emergency or ill health during the final month leading up to the booking, I would of course return the payment in full. Please do ask me any questions in relation to this Introduction and I will be happy to chat further. It is rather lengthy, but in the long run, will save us both a lot of time and bother. With warm wishes,
Lorraine

*Please note, a recent breach occurred, three days before a ten-day sit was due to commence, whereby I received notice of a long list of staff and builders who would be present at the property during my stay and all with open access to the house (with keys) and to facilities, on a daily basis. Late notification was also given that security cameras would not be deactivated as previously assured. The household had enthusiastically agreed to all the terms and requests laid out in the Introduction above, and we had also met in person where I had the opportunity to emphasise my motivations and wishes further. This was the first occasion where I had no alternative but to withdraw, and suffered serious financial loss and inconvenience as a result, as I had not protected myself against such a scenario, having hitherto believed my Introduction combined with the household’s integrity, would be enough to safeguard me from such an event occurring. It is with sadness therefore that I have had to add this extra clause into my Introduction.

Greetings from the home of Blink, the blind rescue dog.  We've been settling in nicely together, as I have been here sev...
05/01/2025

Greetings from the home of Blink, the blind rescue dog. We've been settling in nicely together, as I have been here several times now, and very much part of 'Team Blink'. Because of his background, he has to be guided on his walks, to make sure he doesn't bump into objects, but also to make sure that he is a good distance away from other dogs and is not taken by surprise as he can sense them from a mile off! His beloved guardian has this down to a fine art of course and they are entirely and automatically tuned in to each-other, but for me, it is a question of 'spot the dog' and in plenty of time, though if I go out very early morning, any concerns are reduced to a minimum and in fact, when we crunched through the snow this morning around his home town, there were no dogs at all and the town was looking very pretty covered in snow. At home, it is pretty straight forward and I just have to learn to let him know when I get up, as this can startle him, as he likes to be pressed up on the sofa next to you. He's a very gentle dog by nature and it is always peaceful spending time with him, now that I am used to his needs and ways.

Dear All.  Happy New Year!  I possibly have a small gap coming up on Friday/Saturday of 10th/11th January.  If anyone wo...
03/01/2025

Dear All.
Happy New Year! I possibly have a small gap coming up on Friday/Saturday of 10th/11th January. If anyone would like to take advantage of seeing a show or just having a couple of nights away, do get in touch.
Warm wishes
Lorraine

Dear AllI have some availability between 20th -30th January. Do get in touch if you are thinking of getting away in the ...
31/12/2024

Dear All
I have some availability between 20th -30th January. Do get in touch if you are thinking of getting away in the New Year.
Warm wishes and wishing you and your furry loved ones a very happy 2025!!
Warm wishes
Lorraine

Greetings from the home of the lovely Ruby who I have the pleasure of seeing in the New Year with.  She's still very muc...
30/12/2024

Greetings from the home of the lovely Ruby who I have the pleasure of seeing in the New Year with. She's still very much in the festive spirit and here she is in her elf outfit looking as cute as ever! Wishing a happy New Year to you all and very best of wishes for 2025.

Merry Christmas from Oscar and I.  I've known Oscar since he was a little pup.  Eight years later, he still seems like a...
23/12/2024

Merry Christmas from Oscar and I. I've known Oscar since he was a little pup. Eight years later, he still seems like a pup to me, though I can hardly believe it, but I can now walk him in a normal fashion, on lead, without being dragged along!!!! He can also sit next to me without trying to put his tongue in my ear the whole time, which used to be an obsession with him. Now it's just one or two probes, and then he starts to wind down, which is hard for a Spaniel, and I can still feel him vibrating with energy all the same!

Some cute photos of Ruby getting into the festive spirit.  This is Penguin, her favourite Christmas toy that her beloved...
12/12/2024

Some cute photos of Ruby getting into the festive spirit. This is Penguin, her favourite Christmas toy that her beloved guardian gifted her, along with a fabulous doggie calendar with a treat in each day's compartment, and which sometimes has two treats in one, with never fails to please me, even though it's Ruby who is eating them!

Dear AllI have a small gap Sunday March 2nd - Tuesday March 4th, if anyone would like to take advantage of those dates. ...
03/12/2024

Dear All
I have a small gap Sunday March 2nd - Tuesday March 4th, if anyone would like to take advantage of those dates. Do get in touch.
Warm wishes
Lorraine

Greetings from the home of the wonderful Ruby, who I have the pleasure of being with for the month of December.  Ruby is...
03/12/2024

Greetings from the home of the wonderful Ruby, who I have the pleasure of being with for the month of December. Ruby is a city girl, but she lives in a very pretty part which is referred to as the Village and there are two big hills we climb each day, for the sake of our constitutions and Constitution Hill really does live up to its name. We've just had a dusk walk around town looking at all the lights and the shop windows and she really is a lovely companion to be with. I would say near to perfect though she is afraid of dogs and her motto is attack is the best form of defence so she is kept on lead at all times! Not that she would do much: I am certain it is all bravado: I mean look at her, what could she do?! here she is sat beside me as I read, having a contemplative look at the world going by. So sweet!

Dear All.  Ref: Plans and Availability for 2025I have some flexible availability between the period 19th - 29th of Janua...
02/12/2024

Dear All.

Ref: Plans and Availability for 2025

I have some flexible availability between the period 19th - 29th of January if anyone would like to take advantage of those dates, do get in touch. I then have some availability from August 2025 onwards and please do get in touch if you would like to ring fence any dates for next year. I am happy to add you to round robins which updates on any cancellations that occur and offer first refusal on any dates that may become available due to cancellations.
With warm wishes, Lorraine

Greetings from the home of the lovely Beau who is now 13 years old and is so affectionate that you sometimes have to put...
30/11/2024

Greetings from the home of the lovely Beau who is now 13 years old and is so affectionate that you sometimes have to put him out of the room to do things. As all cat lovers will know, you give up your seat for them and make a whole load of ludicrous compromises on a daily basis, such is their innate charm. Here he is curled up on my reading seat and getting in the way of the morning's ablutions!

Toffee and I were invited to Molly the Sheep dog's house for lunch and it's a good job she is so sweet as she absolutely...
25/11/2024

Toffee and I were invited to Molly the Sheep dog's house for lunch and it's a good job she is so sweet as she absolutely disgraced us by getting hold of all Molly's soft toys, guarding them against us and growling if we dared get near! Poor ratty is now a frankenstein rat; his one remaining back paw and its inner squeaker has now been sewed together and his innards re-embowled! Ginger bread man had intially three limbs: two arms and one leg, and so Toffee eating one more arm I guess was not as bad as Ratty's fate! Luckily, it's a very laid back household and both Molly's guardians are adept at sewing and Toffee behaved wonderfully out of doors whilst Molly pounced on her for a good two hours whilst Toffee showed infinite good will and patience and so redeemed herself a little. I thought she'd be exhausted when we got home, as she'd also played Chase Me, with Murray the Terrier on our way to lunch, but she seemed to take the day in her stride. Toffee thinks she is No 1 in the world and didn't see an issue at all with mauling Ratty, Weasel and Ginger bread man!!!!

Toffee and I have been invited to Molly's house for lunch.  Molly is a sheep dog pup, coming up to one year old.  It wil...
21/11/2024

Toffee and I have been invited to Molly's house for lunch. Molly is a sheep dog pup, coming up to one year old. It will be good for Toffee to get out of her village, as she has only ranged about 10-15 minutes before she demands we return home, as she believes she will find her guardians back there and it helps Toffee forget, when we are somewhere new. We are also going to briefly meet Murray the Jack Russell and have a walk around his garden together, before heading on to Molly and so Toffee is in for exciting day (she hasn't met either of them) after her self imposed rather boring week at home. It's usually cats who decide to sit anywhere and everywhere they should not, but dogs can be contrary too. Here's Toffee choosing to curl up on my part of the sofa, when she has her blanket and stool (to accommodate her little legs and long body) just next to me and a couple of photos of the snow from her wonderfully cosy cottage.

Greetings from the home off the sweet and lovely Toffee who I have the pleasure of being with for one week.  I said good...
18/11/2024

Greetings from the home off the sweet and lovely Toffee who I have the pleasure of being with for one week. I said goodbye to Gus and Rufie yesterday and this is my first morning with Toffee, who I have now known for the past two years. Toffee is one of the rare dogs who loves a lie in and so when I went down for my morning tea, she barely lifted her head before curling back up again into a cosy ball. She adores having her tummy tickled and she is now four years old and has a lovely patch of blond on top of her head. Her beloved family head off this morning and until they do, there will be no point taking her for a walk, as she will simply refuse to go! She is, as you can imagine, absolutely adored by her full time guardians and I am delighted to be here in their stead, to continue the adoration whilst they are away!

Greetings from the home of the lovely Gus & Rufie.  One of many sweet photos of them, but they are usually curled up bes...
14/11/2024

Greetings from the home of the lovely Gus & Rufie. One of many sweet photos of them, but they are usually curled up beside me on the sofa and not peacefully staring out of the window as I found them earlier today. It is my last week with them until Spring and it has been a pleasure. Rufie is very endearing and sits behind my shoulders when reading and will often rest his head on one shoulder and It is a very lovely thing when he does.

Dear AllI have received a cancellation notice for December 28th - January 3rd if anyone would like to take advantage of ...
10/11/2024

Dear All
I have received a cancellation notice for December 28th - January 3rd if anyone would like to take advantage of these dates, do get in touch.
Warm wishes, Lorraine x

Greetings from the home of the lovely Gus (Retriever) and Rufie who I have the pleasure of being with in the Spring and ...
04/11/2024

Greetings from the home of the lovely Gus (Retriever) and Rufie who I have the pleasure of being with in the Spring and Autumn of each year. Although they are still like joyous pups when out of doors, they have actually started to mellow in between walks and it may be because now they can both share a sofa with me rather than the old chair, or possibly because being 9 and almost 9, they are now well into middle age, but that just seems crazy to contemplate these boys ever growing old!! Anyway, we've had a lovely weekend together and I have two weeks all in all with these lovely creatures.

Just two more days with these beautiful gentle creatures and it's been a pleasure to be with them.  Mong just can't get ...
28/10/2024

Just two more days with these beautiful gentle creatures and it's been a pleasure to be with them. Mong just can't get enough of my lap top and so I have found a fluffy cushion that I am trying to coax her on to, which works from time to time, though she still prefers to lie against the laptop. She can make herself comfortable anywhere! Dear Matilda and I have a couple of ambling walks a day so that she can sniff to her hearts content. As is the norm with the breed, she is absolutely silent and forever elegant, despite her many years. I say goodbye on Wednesday and will be with the young and magnificent Gus and Rufie, from Thursday onwards, which is going to be like an explosion of fireworks in comparison! they are lovely and gentle creatures however and after a few days adjustment on both sides, we start to find a natural rhythm to our days and for those who haven't met them, I look forward to introducing you to them in a few days time.

Greetings from the home of the very elderly Mong (the invincible) and Matilda, the very gentle, elderly and effortlessly...
16/10/2024

Greetings from the home of the very elderly Mong (the invincible) and Matilda, the very gentle, elderly and effortlessly graceful greyhound. Dear Nancy the elderly bull dog passed away recently after a life of love and adoration. Now it's just these two elderly girls being cherished and I have the privilege of being their guardian over the next two weeks (I said goodbye to Ruby yesterday, which was very hard). Mong is getting tinier and tinier but she eats and eats and eats; she's always been the same. She has a wonderful spirit and I just can't imagine her passing away, though she may have come close recently, if it were not for her innate wisdom and indomitable spirit! A beloved family member earnestly tried for two days to give Mong her worming tablet, which was unusually large in size. Mong point blank refused for the duration and it was only then it transpired that it was in fact Matilda's worming tablet that had got mixed up with her own. A lucky escape, though it was agreed that it was more than luck, as this is one wise elderly lady as well as being super cool to boot. They are both so graceful. Just look at Mong; Matilda and I had gone out for a walk and so I fortified my chair to keep it a fur free zone, only to find Mong sleeping soundly on it all. She was actually irked when I disturbed her and transferred her to my lap, though she soon forgave me for the intrusion.

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