19/01/2022
The old dear is back from a return visit to the 'kitten' having deserted the old bloke and myself for nearly a week. It seems she enjoyed herself there, getting her walking boots muddy and getting a pedicure into the bargain! None of that for me, thanks - I like my talons nice and sharp. Besides which the last time the vet gave me one I really kicked off - don't think they'd be trying to do that again! The old dear was also telling me all about the cat at the 'kitten's' house - a nice looking bit of stuff by the name of Winston. She was even showing me his picture - nice enough but a bit young for me. He did send me a Christmas present though - this mouse that the old dear insists on keeping in a bag, unless I'm freaking out over it, due to the smell. Forget catnip - valerian and German spelt is the new high for me! Any of you want to treat your special feline, look out for Baldi Maus!