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This Milton musings of an astute little white terrier who just wants his people to go to bed at a reasonable hour

This evening’s singalong concert on the porch featuring the vocal stylings of Pap and Gram includes such 80’s classics a...
29/06/2025

This evening’s singalong concert on the porch featuring the vocal stylings of Pap and Gram includes such 80’s classics as “Keep on Loving You,” “Jesse’s Girl,” “Video Killed the Radio Star,” and “Whip It.”

I am doing my best to be a good fan. As long as we’re on the porch, I guess I can deal with the synthesizers, less than stellar vocals, and the fact that they’re just guessing at a lot of the lyrics.

The people have had their ice cream. It was an especially good night for me, as Pap gave me his container to wash. Now C...
29/06/2025

The people have had their ice cream. It was an especially good night for me, as Pap gave me his container to wash.

Now Cow and I wait. The people know that it is porch sitting time, yet they insist on keeping us waiting while they watch the news. 🙄

Pap brought me out to porch sit while Gram was brushing her teeth. Since she wasn’t here yet, I jumped up on her chair t...
27/06/2025

Pap brought me out to porch sit while Gram was brushing her teeth. Since she wasn’t here yet, I jumped up on her chair to warm it up for her. I try to be considerate, especially when there’s a comfy chair involved.

Even though I need to bark at Bone sometimes, he is a good friend.
26/06/2025

Even though I need to bark at Bone sometimes, he is a good friend.

25/06/2025

Bone can be absolutely exasperating sometimes!

This evening while preparing supper, the people broke into a chorus of a song called “Desperado.” Normally I’m not a fa...
25/06/2025

This evening while preparing supper, the people broke into a chorus of a song called “Desperado.” Normally I’m not a fan of their singing, but this song was better than most. I think I might like being “Out riding fences.”

Seriously-I could be Desperado. Riding fences, chasing squirrels from a leash…I bet we like a lot of the same things…

After I listened to their impromptu concert, I hung out by Pap’s feet while he fixed his salad. You know, just in case he dropped some cheese and needed me to clean it up for him.

I bet Desperado likes cheese too.

Gram continues to clean, so I am hiding out under my blanket on our chair. I hope she will be done soon.
20/06/2025

Gram continues to clean, so I am hiding out under my blanket on our chair. I hope she will be done soon.

19/06/2025

Gram was dragging that swiffer duster around by the tail again. I just KNEW it wanted to eat my food! I ran to eat my food myself so that it wouldn’t be able to. That Swiffer Duster is my arch nemesis.

Incident report: At approximately 22:30, Pap reported a cat sighting on our Ring camera. He summoned me to bark at the ...
17/06/2025

Incident report: At approximately 22:30, Pap reported a cat sighting on our Ring camera. He summoned me to bark at the cat, as in his estimation it had been loitering on our porch for too long.

I then barked through his camera app to encourage the cat to move along. Also I looked out the window to see if I could visualize said cat. The barking tactic was successful. The cat moseyed away.

The mission is complete All is well. Thus ends the incident report.

People!! Gram had a rough race and left early. While I am sad for her, I am happy for me because instead of being gone f...
15/06/2025

People!! Gram had a rough race and left early. While I am sad for her, I am happy for me because instead of being gone for a couple of weeks, she was only gone a few days.

She is now HOME!! Where she belongs!! Where she should always be!!

I am in my favorite spot between her feet. It is the best place in the world.

People! Gram has spent the morning doing laundry and packing. I am in my house protesting vehemently. Only Gram is pack...
08/06/2025

People! Gram has spent the morning doing laundry and packing. I am in my house protesting vehemently.

Only Gram is packing. Not Pap. You know what that means? It means Pap and I will be bachelors while Gram goes away.

She says she doesn’t know how long she will be gone. She’s going for a long walk or something stupid like that instead of staying home with me like she should.

Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with her. Pap and I always manage, but I will be on high alert watching for Gram until she gets back.

Milton out.

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