Shenanigans

23/08/2023

It's been a while since I posted a progress report on Shenanigans . As you can see his behaviour has not improved. In addition to the photographed behaviour he also found a piece of broken floorboard about 3cm by 10cm and put a floorboard coloured dead vole in it, that we didn't see until it started to smell. He also climbed onto my lap and started eating my stewed rhubarb. He's not in my good books.

30/11/2022

Does his bum look big in this?

23/11/2022

Shenanigans has brought us an early Christmas gift of a young and dead rat. Thanks mate.

16/11/2022

This was incredibly naughty, but it did make me laugh, so he is forgiven.
I have a pot on the worktop in the kitcken in which I have two spider plant babies rooting. It's been there a week or two.
Today Shenanigans sauntered up to it, grabbed one of the spider plants and went hurtling upstairs into the bedroom with it with me in pursuit. I'd just caught up with him when he hurtled back down the stairs and as I caught up with him was just finishing poking the plant under the kitchen unit. He then turned round and looked at me with a face that said "I haven't got it, it wasn't me".
He is now 7 and far too old for this silliness but he doesn't know that.

17/10/2022

Extremely rare footage of Shenanigans being peaceful, adult and benign all at the same time. (Yes we do love him very much even though he's like Cato and hides in things waiting to launch at passing flesh)

19/12/2021

And then at bedtime, he's suddenly a happy little bunny full of love. Only you can't see him because he is a black cat in dark room... So requires sound up ☺️

18/12/2021

Happy Christmas.

21/11/2021

OK, I'll take the hints. I didn't think my parping was THAT bad but....

20/11/2021

It's so Shenanigans thought he'd create some drama.

25/10/2021

I'll go and provoke him into something worthy of comment. Who needs a quiet life and a sleeping cat when they could be bothering a volatile animal with claws and teeth?

20/10/2021

My hasn't he grown?

23/12/2019

Ween P**s up a Rope

Carpet based earworm.
Caution VERY SWEARY but appropriate.

31/07/2019

Release The Bats Video - The Birthday Party

Theme tune.
BITE.

Release The Bats Video The Birthday Party Warning - This video contains flashing images

10/11/2018

Milk Tray

I couldn't find milk tray so I gave the lady a vole, because who doesn't want a vole in the bedroom at 3 in the morning?

80s advert Milk Tray

10/10/2017

I don't have a camera on me. If I did, Shenanigans would be a youtube sensation. Can't actually describe the Battle-of-Britain-esque bombardment of his toy or the war on his adoptive bro Bruce, but I'm exhausted seeing it.

03/07/2016

Just got a birthday card from the pet insurance. I must be One. Happy birthday to me!!

07/04/2016

Bruce- He's Not My Cat just brought me a live mouse and that man took it away and put it in the grass. What is WRONG with these people?

07/04/2016

Today I have a vole.
This doesn't seem to please anyone much.

22/01/2016

Shenanigans has an appointment with Mr Vet and Mr Snip on Tuesday. I shan't tell him if you don't....

06/01/2016

Shenanigans has decided that as I have taken to locking up the Brillo pads, he will eat a free sample of perfume from a Ladies magazine. Half a pint of milk later he has stopped foaming at the mouth.
Berk.

25/11/2015

Doing wall of death around the inside of a divan bed base whilst people are trying to sleep at 3.45 am.

22/11/2015

Lost a baby tooth - waiting for the kitten tooth fairy to arrive. Filling the time eating aa washing up sponge.