03/01/2024
Why you âDONâT â want a dachshund:
1. They bark. They canât help it. Itâs in their genetic makeup. They are bred for hunting, and when they are hunting, they use different types of barks to communicate with the hunters. They will bark to alert you to any changes in their environment, from a burglar right down to a bird landing in their garden. They will bark to communicate with you and with other dogs. You can contain the barking with lots of training, but you wonât eliminate it. So if you live somewhere where a barking dog will cause problems, you donât want a dachshund.
2. They dig. If they can see daylight on the other side of a fence, most of them will dig to try to get to it. If you donât have solid fencing that reaches right down to the ground, expect some holes. There are exceptions, but if you are super proud of your garden and the thought of holes upsets you, you donât want a dachshund.
3. They are agile. Way more agile than they look. Do not for one minute be fooled that because they are small and cute, that they donât get around. They CAN and will jump on the furniture, your lap, get up on your bed, find a way out of the back garden and more. If you donât want dogs on the furniture or on your lap, you donât want a dachshund.
4. They get fat! Most dachshunds love their food and will put on weight very quickly if you donât watch their diet. This is worse for dachshunds than it is for most dogs because of their backs. So if you like to feed your dog people food, or extra treats, you donât want a dachshund.
5. They need to be indoors. Not all the time, but lots of the time. They need to be the center of attention, and love to spend time with you and your family. If you want a dog simply to live in the back yard, you donât want a dachshund.
6. They are not easy to housetrain. Most dachies get it, given careful training and patience. If itâs raining or cold outside, youâll probably find that your little princess wonât step foot outside to go. They will whine to come into the house if left outside, but they wonât do it to get out! They do housetrain, but they are not easy, so if the idea of accidents bothers you and you have a pristine white carpet, you donât want a dachshund.
7. They chew. If they can see something, it belongs to them. They have incredibly strong jaws and teeth, and love to use them. You will need to be super-vigilant about what they can get to, especially as a puppy, and if you canât bear the thought of losing your favourite Jimmy Choos, then you donât want a dachshund.
8. They have delusions of grandeur. They have no idea of their size in relation to other dogs. They will happily pick on big dogs in the park to protect you. They were bred to hunt badgers in their holes and have courage that far outweighs the size of their bodies (and their brains!). They are incredibly loyal, so they will protect you and their territory from anything, no matter how big the dog. If you donât like the sound of that, you probably donât want a dachshund.
9. They are incredibly stubborn. They learn quickly but they are not perfect â what they donât want to hear and donât want to see doesnât exist. Some dachshunds do incredibly well at obedience, but be aware that it is ALWAYS on their terms. They also have selective hearing, so no matter how well trained, if you want a dog that you can walk off the leash, you probably donât want a dachshund.
10. They want to spend time with you. Obsessively. They will be under your feet, on your lap, in your bed, in front of the fridge when the door opens, in the loo with you. If you like your own space, you donât want a dachshund.
11. They can be OCD. They like it their way, and thatâs about all kinds of things â where they put bones, what food they eat, what time you come home, about where furniture should be, what cushions are allowed on the couch â anything. If you arenât prepared to spend time reassuring them, you donât want a dachshund.
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And now, if youâve come this far and you still think that you might want a dachshund after reading all that, this is why. They are one of the most interactive breeds, with huge personalities and so much character. Every single one is unique and a whole lot of fun. Who can resist those big brown eyes and that deceptively sad face? They are loyal and protective of those they love to the very last and one of the most affectionate breeds out there â always ready for a cuddle with a waggy tail and a wet sloppy kiss. They are people magnets â when you walk a dachshund you have to be prepared to meet new people. They are addictive, once youâve had one, you will probably end up with at least one more and will also be ruined for owning any other breed ever again. They are funny and will make you laugh more than they make you cry. If youâve read all this and you think you still want a dachshund, you probably do want a dachshund!
**Please note that all dogs are different and your dachshund may exhibit none or all of the characteristics above â this is a generalized outline of the breed, intended for basic information purposes only.
author: Bonnie Gold
