“My neighbor pets me. I like my neighbor.” Dallas, TVLP
“The Universe dropped me this ‘stick’ during yesterday’s storms. I am appreciative, but it is too big for me to carry in my mouth.
And it is an obstinate stick: it was lodged about half a foot in the ground and Hu mom almost had to get help to get it up.
She and I are grateful it did not hit us: it fell in the area I move across on business trips during rainy weather.
A few more feet and we’d have had an insurance claim for our almost new central heat and AC.” Dallas, The Very Loved Pet
“This video was of Hu mom bragging on me a few days ago in the screen room in sittable weather.
Despite its being 47 degrees here now this morning, I have already protected us from a cat the size of an elephant AND its companion kitty cat 🐈 of normal build. They were romping through the neighborhood bullying everything and everybody in their path.
Unacceptable.
I have licked Hu mom’s yogurt bowl.
She has rubbed me some, but will—I am sure—rub me much more after I get this posted.
I do not think we will eat our brunch in the screen room later today. Also, I expect the screen room fan to be retired and the portable heater set in its place.
I will, of course, supervise those seasonal changes. My work here is never completed.
Rest assured, I am not complaining. Only reporting. I love my responsibilities and my Hu mom.
How could I not love a woman who speaks to me like she does in this video in a voice slathered in the subliminal communication to me of upcoming Greenie(s).” Dallas, TVLP
