Prepare to be amazed!!! Ok, so I needed a little boost at the end but still!!! Very impressive, if I do say so myself!! 😺
I know it's been eons since you heard from me (you know who to blame for that 🙄) and on top of that I have to share THIS news... 🤦
She's done it again... She has brought another CAT into MY house! Can you believe the audacity? Okay, so maybe she went to a lot of trouble to make sure he would fit in, and maybe, just maybe, he's awfully handsome and CLEARLY in love with me (which I, of course, intend to use to my full advantage) but STILL! THE AUDACITY!
Enjoy the video of me toying with his emotions, making him think he has a chance...
If you're friends with Mom you can read her typical TOME about it all at https://www.facebook.com/share/p/6bzTGBi2ZcXpG7d4/?mibextid=ZbWKwL
He's named after some CNN guy who giggles when he has a few sips of something on New Year's Eve, or something like that...
Personally, I think she could benefit from an editor, but that's just me.
Look what I did! I had a little help with some tushy pushes up each step but I did it! It's a whole nuther world up there! Good thing I had my Huber (Human Uber) to take me back down stairs! It was really high!
It's muh birthday! I'm Feather, I'd like to say that I'm 8 years old...and I like to KICK, STRETCH, and KICK! I'm 8, 8 years old! 😁
I'm getting all dolled up for my surprise party, oops, I mean to go out to dinner later with a friend for my birthday... Nudge nudge wink wink!! Can you all believe I'm eight years old?! Where did the time go?
I... Just... Need... To... Get... That... Dern... Leaf!!! It's taunting me!
Also, mom needs to relax... That audible gasp is insulting!
I'm a real look and look and look and look before you leap kinda gal! 😁
So, mom just got back from the outside world and came home with THIS! She said something about it being for the FLUFF Auction... And to that I replied, pish posh! This is MINE, I say! ALL MINE!
For those who have suggested that I may be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, HA! and THPTTT! I'm the ONLY one in this house who has figured it out!! I even developed my own technique! The "Bite and Drop" (patton pending) bounces the treats right out of the hole!
So, once again, I say HA!
O!M!Goodness!!! You won't believe what I JUST discovered I can do!!! I bet no one else has ever done this before! I don't even know how I'm doing it and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again! You have to turn up the volume and listen past my breathing, but I can make this totally cool vibration in my throat!! It feels SO good! I should get to name it since I discovered/invented it... I think I'll call it Feathering! Perfect don't you think!!
I swear Feathering so amazing I think it could even help others 🤯 (ya know, if I was altruistic like that, but for now I'm just gonna do it for me. 😉). I bet it could help with anxiety, high blood pressure, ya know all those crazy things humans deal with (btw, if you guys took a page from our book and focused a little more on taking care of you and less time worrying about everyone else you might not be so stressed out all the time, but that's a lecture for another day.)
Just as soon as I figure out how I did this, I'm gonna make mom take me around the world teaching other kitties how to do this! I'll make a fortune! Oops, I mean others will feel better, yada yada yada...
Thank goodness mom got the evidence or NO ONE would ever believe me! We coulda done without her finger cameos 🙄 (I mean I think we can all agree, she's no Roger Deakins).
{Note from Mom: Please don't tell her that purring, I mean Feathering, is not a new phenomenon and most cats, including the others in her home, can do it. I've never seen her this excited before. I've already caught her on my laptop Googling the 2023 Bugattis and how to modify them to accommodate drivers with disabilities. 🤦}
I'm watching the special on Patagonia with mom and I've just discovered, I speak whale!! I mean I knew I was super multi-talented but this even surprised me!!
(Volume up)
#cats
#persians
#multilingual
Feather's Friday Frenzy!
Have a great weekend everyone! 😽
I'm feeling' sassy today!! Apparently, Mr. Sourpants down below, doesn't fully appreciate the honor of being swished by my fabulous tail! Hmph! He just doesn't know a good thing when it's swooshing him right in the face!
Vacuum? I ain't afraid of no stinkin' vacuum!!
Happy New Year everyone!!
Ya know they say that what you do on new years indicates how you'll spend the rest of the year! So, I hope everyone spent it wisely, playing and having fun like me!
It sure sounded like you humans had had a rough 2021, so here's wishing you all a fabulous 2022!! 😽
Hi! Long time no post! I was just sittin' here taking a VERY effective bath (why are you laughing 🤨) and thought I have been terribly neglectful of my friends.
Oh, c'mon' who are we kidding, right? I can't cover for her any longer... It's mom's fault! If I had thumbs I'd be posting selfies ALL the time. But all I keep hearing from mom is blah blah "job" this and blah blah blah "running the rescue" that... Uh huh... Sure, I see where her priorities are... WE ALL SEE, don't we? 😉
Anyway, it's good to see you and I hope everyone is happy and healthy these days! ❤️❤️❤️
Wait! Hold the phone! You mean to tell me that this isn't how all cats drink water? I just thought the others in this house were weird... (well, this revelation doesn't really rule that out...)
This actually explains something that's bugged me for a while... I've always wondered who holds the water dripper for all the kitties who live outside without human pets to do their bidding?