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18/06/2024

Mom says I am a criminal. I can’t read, but she says my late night snack was apparently a tag I wasn’t supposed to remove under penalty of law.

05/05/2024

Yeah, this dude is weird. Doesn’t he understand that water is evil and you have to kick and wriggle and do whatever it takes to get out of the bath? He just sits there and lets his humans do whatever they want! I always make sure I get my revenge by getting mom as soaked as I am.

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04/04/2024

Mom says I am too cute for my own good. I don’t see how that is a problem….

04/11/2023

Aw, eight years ago at Auntie Carolyn’s house. That is one of her tiny humans on her lap (Iain). I am not allowed at their house anymore because I want to eat their cats and they won’t let me. Cats are evil.

30/10/2023

The first tasty white sky crunchies of the season! They are unusually cold sky crunchies for this time of year. Usually they aren’t this cold for another few months. They are so cold they hurt my paws! I can’t stay out there very long to eat them. Maybe they will be warmer tomorrow.

20/10/2023

I was tuckered after a few more runs with Miss Shelagh. I had to come home today though because Miss Shelagh’s family is going to visit their oldest kid at school. I wish I could go. I miss him too! But Miss Shelagh said she couldn’t fit me in her bags…so I don’t get to go. It was just a short visit this time…too short. I hope mom lets me visit again soon.

17/10/2023

Mom is letting me spend time with my favorite surrogate family this week. Miss Shelagh took me on a run up to the top of Elephant Butte. I feel cheated though…not a single elephant up there.

13/08/2023

If you are gonna block my bed with a bed you pulled out of the couch I am going to use the couch bed. Get over it.

26/06/2023

Things got very scary for the tiny humans at Auntie Carolyn’s house last week. A big twisty swirling wind thing passed a mile from their house. They apparently had some of the extra large, extra crunchy sky crunchies too. Auntie Carolyn barely got home before it hit them. Grammy was watching two of the tiny humans and they all had to go hide in the basement. She said the wind and crunchies were really loud and violent. I am glad I wasn’t there. I would have been freaking out for sure. They are all okay. They had some tree and fence damage and some of their outdoor things ran off down the street. I guess a lot of big trees fell over in the area but none landed on them. The weather has been so scary lately.

22/06/2023

Last night was awful. For hours and hours we had really loud booms that felt like they were right on top of our house! Lots of flashing lights. We got a few extra crunchy sky crunchies but mom says that ours were really small compared to other places not all that far from us. It really went on for HOURS! Sophie slept through the whole thing. I guess that is one of the benefits of not being able to hear anything.

14/06/2023

All that work with the tiny humans this afternoon made me so tired!

14/06/2023

Auntie Carolyn brought the tiny humans over today. Sophie and I always make the most of it.

01/06/2023

Um, mom…those are some very loud and scary boom booms. I don’t like this. Hold me!

19/05/2023

If you have been following my antics for any length of time you may know that I don’t like water. At all. Evil stuff. We’ve had soooo much rain the last couple of weeks. Mom is so sick of bailing rain buckets. The weather this morning was lovely so mom said we could stay outside in the big yard while she was gone today. We also have a little yard attached to a shed where she puts us in bad weather or if she will be away after dark. The big yard is so much better though.

As you know, I have a really important job here…defending the yard. I really can’t do my job if we are in the small area. So I was quite excited that I could patrol the main yard today and squash any intruders that may have tried to sneak in while we were distracted by the lousy weather.

Unfortunately, after mom left, the weather changed really fast and Sophie and I were stuck outside in the rain! More rain! It doesn’t stop! Mom’s rain buckets are all overflowing again.

Anyway….Sophie and I got REALLY soaked. I am not mad at mom. No one was really expecting a lot of rain today. I still didn’t like being wet though. Sophie was so wet that you could see all her black spots! Her black spots mostly disappear when she is dry.

Mom said that next time she will leave the gate to the shed open so we can go inside if we want to.

Stupid water.

15/05/2023

Sometimes life is so hard I just want to hide.

14/05/2023

It keeps raining and raining and raining some more! I hate water. Sophie and I are spending the bare minimum time outside. We do our thing then sit under the roof overhang by the back door staring at mom until she lets us back in. I do not like getting wet.

10/05/2023

Mom took me to the vet yesterday. I was excited because they usually give me lots of treats and pets. But I was betrayed! They made me go to sleep and must have poked all around my mouth because my teeth feel all smooth now and one is missing! I was so woozy. I haven’t forgiven mom yet. I am giving her “the butt”. That’ll teach her!

05/05/2023

Mom said I have to tell you that my sister Sophie is also cute. Whatever.

02/05/2023

I am soooo cute.

25/04/2023

This photo of me from when I was six months old came up in my memories today. I was so skinny and my ears didn’t stand up all the way yet. But I was still cute.

23/04/2023

So many sky crunchies!

22/04/2023

We got delicious sky crunchies today. Mom says I had better enjoy them while I can. It’s late in sky crunchy season and there’s no guarantee we will get more.

14/02/2023

Graffit died while protecting his humans. He was a hero and a very good boy. Thank you for your service.

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The canine officer was trying to capture an armed suspect who had escaped law enforcement during an arrest attempt.

01/02/2023

Dang. Mom noticed I snacked on the tissues next to her bed.

26/01/2023

I love this spot on the couch. So comfy and I can typically keep mom’s feet warm for her when I am there.

19/12/2022

I got to stay with my favorite surrogate family for two whole weeks while mom was away. No stupid Sophie. They take me for lots of walks. My doggie bestie Charlie lives there. I alerted them to the presence of an evil cat that started wandering through their yard but they won’t let me kill it. Maybe next time.

27/10/2022

White sky crunchies are back!

05/07/2022

I think Charlie likes it here. He isn’t used to his family leaving him. They take him with them all the time when they go camping and stuff. But apparently they went REALLY far away and had to fly in a bird or something and so Charlie couldn’t go. He was really sad the first week even though I was here with him. My mom said his family will be home in a few days. I am going to miss him. But mom said I get to go see him in a couple of weeks when SHE has to go away for a bit. I ❤️Charlie.