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Tweak the Snail I'm Tweak the Snail. It's coming along a little slowly...

Okay 39 million people might be killed by superbugs by 2050.https://www.foxnews.com/health/superbugs-due-antibiotic-resi...
18/09/2024

Okay 39 million people might be killed by superbugs by 2050.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/superbugs-due-antibiotic-resistance-could-kill-39-million-2050-large-study-finds

Did Bernard Sanders go full tilt Russkiy Sandanista and write this PR spin himself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTgcZ6ImsQ

Because it really feels like he's mulling the possibility of throwing his yamakuh into the presidential ring again. You know, maybe after Kamala Harris has exhausted her welcome in the White House again which has to be sometime next decade, right?

Resistance to antibiotics has led to one million worldwide deaths each year since 1990, and is expected to cause more than 39 million more fatalities by 2050, a new study has found.

This is really important...https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/09/microsoft-ai-oil-contracts/679804/I'm ...
18/09/2024

This is really important...

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/09/microsoft-ai-oil-contracts/679804/

I'm starting to suspect that not only is Bill Gates Opus Dei (Fernanda!) but Satya Nadella (that's former AI group, right?) might actually be Vamachara Shakta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJCHUog8KtY

And, obviously, the Microsoft Singularity being used for AI contracts (how did Joe Biden single handedly stop the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill again?) could be seen as somewhat controversial from some fringe perspectives. Like Ted Kaczynski, right?

Can artificial intelligence really enrich fossil-fuel companies and fight climate change at the same time? The tech giant says yes.

Oh, I fu***ng hate being in jail...https://apnews.com/article/sean-diddy-combs-arrested-court-5d570cab4625ca5f9dd16dfd7d...
18/09/2024

Oh, I fu***ng hate being in jail...

https://apnews.com/article/sean-diddy-combs-arrested-court-5d570cab4625ca5f9dd16dfd7df4437c

And (thanks to my Cherub privilege) I could never legitimately be considered a chimo (at least any definition I understand).

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/first-graders-survived-sandy-hook-will-vote-first-presidential-electio-rcna170471

It's gotta suck for Notorius B.I.G's former backup downlow dancer (and vocals too!) more than basically anything is unpleasant for anyone else ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1weVGUmNTA

Oh my Lilith is Willow Sage Hart so adorable?!



(If she sounds a lot like Aly & AJ, Hollywood Records being "alt" Disney and all... maybe Alecia Beth Mommy More Hart [that's P!nk's name sort of] should fiddle more!)

P!nk and her daughter Willow Sage Hart sing "A Million Dreams" and "A Million Dreams (Reprise)" from The Greatest Showman: Reimagined. The Greatest Showman: ...

Oh my fu***ng god.https://www.foxbusiness.com/entertainment/miley-cyrus-copying-bruno-mars-lawsuit-flowersIs Miley Cyrus...
18/09/2024

Oh my fu***ng god.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/entertainment/miley-cyrus-copying-bruno-mars-lawsuit-flowers

Is Miley Cyrus's mom actually Cher?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGj9oADcyRs

Is Lola a Rosicrucian from any perspective that ("It's now or never" at the RJ Reynolds residences?) makes sense?

According to court docs obtained by Fox News Digital, Tempo Music Investments, which owns a share of the copyright for one of Bruno Mars' hit songs, sued Miley Cyrus for “striking similarities" in her popular song "Flowers."

Oysters are dying of herpes?! How are things going at the Oyster House in Olympia...https://www.10news.com/news/local-ne...
23/08/2024

Oysters are dying of herpes?! How are things going at the Oyster House in Olympia...

https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/oysters-can-get-herpes-in-san-diego-its-more-likely-than-you-think

Perhaps people should warn someone in Portland that Smallpox Blankets moving to town doesn't prevent magically cured HSV2 cases from being contagious. And Perry grade lung herpes are rough on patients using medical to***co.

Scripps Oceanography scientists recently discovered that these heat waves accelerate a deadly herpes virus in none other than some of San Diego's favorite seafood- oysters.

If the world were to end tomorrow, shouldn't *you* be with the one you love?https://krdo.com/news/2024/07/26/colorado-no...
28/07/2024

If the world were to end tomorrow, shouldn't *you* be with the one you love?

https://krdo.com/news/2024/07/26/colorado-now-home-to-the-largest-outbreak-of-human-bird-flu-infections-in-u-s-history/
https://weather.com/health/cold-flu/video/bird-flu-spreads-beyond-cows-in-concerning-first
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2024/07/bird-flu-human-spread-pandemic/679198/
https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influenza-bird-flu/uk-ups-risk-assessment-h5n1-us-dairy-cattle

Wait. That might sounds clunky when I say it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-xq343etg

Try not to call the Made Guy with your get out of hell free bonus money (like he whacked the whole crew with their own icepicks, eh?) a twinkle toe skin job with the California strains just because he passed on Madonna and Andy Warhol (who never liked the "lift to the salt mines?" joke when he hit "54" on her elevator) only to fool him into thinking there might really be a gay lover with cancer that could get squeezed for another round if the guy's a Saint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw

Except I'm pretty sure a Mook isn't actually made on paper (does that go for the range of coronatype viruses or just the pre-Y2K junk?) and that isn't measles but it could be that Bee's Knees could have slipped Jimmy a Micky to make him forget.

The threat to humans is low. But the status quo is still pretty troubling.

Oh boy...https://apnews.com/article/biden-drops-out-2024-election-ddffde72838370032bdcff946cfc2ce6Sleeping away my birth...
24/07/2024

Oh boy...

https://apnews.com/article/biden-drops-out-2024-election-ddffde72838370032bdcff946cfc2ce6

Sleeping away my birthday and it looks like I missed some News!

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/23/business/crowdstrike-tech-nightcap/index.html

It's like visions of trees that I know won't last (to be Hare Krishna's Bhagavad Gita detached).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNEUkkoUoIA

It's okay though, I'm sure I'll get caught up. Someday.

Biden plans to serve out the remainder of his term in office, which ends at noon ET on Jan. 20, 2025.

Know what I'm sick of?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PstrAfoMKlcPeople who have convinced themselves that they are high...
29/06/2024

Know what I'm sick of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PstrAfoMKlc

People who have convinced themselves that they are high level spies by denying that I know they are my enemy and believing I've been deceived into thinking they're my friend because I'm not actively using violence against them currently.

Official HD Video for "Fighter” by Christina AguileraListen to Christina Aguilera: https://ChristinaAguilera.lnk.to/listenYDWatch more videos by Christina Ag...

The new PALE WAVES track has been out for THREE HOURS and I'm just getting around to listening to it NOW?!!!https://www....
12/06/2024

The new PALE WAVES track has been out for THREE HOURS and I'm just getting around to listening to it NOW?!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--oXexEuaI

Heather's singing with a lilt and the whole band's dressed up like they've planned a wake but nobody's dead.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35270.Harpo_Speaks_
https://www.edgartownbooks.com/book/9781774645123

But the band should skip past the politics of football, cheer for competing cricket teams and play croquet like they're trying to summons Harpo Marx's ghost.

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What time would a Rosicrucian never schedule anything?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vhSjWdu0FUTwelve thirteen. But I ...
08/06/2024

What time would a Rosicrucian never schedule anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vhSjWdu0FU

Twelve thirteen. But I still want to know why Portland Mayor "Teargas Ted" Wheeler's wife left him... either way, I hope he quit beating her!

I want a name, damnit!https://www.koin.com/local/multnomah-county/pfr-person-attempts-selfie-atop-a-powerline-tower-gets...
16/05/2024

I want a name, damnit!

https://www.koin.com/local/multnomah-county/pfr-person-attempts-selfie-atop-a-powerline-tower-gets-electrocuted-falls-40-feet/

This person *walked* to the ambulance and there has to be a selfish in there somewhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

I'd guess the cell phone is what caused the line to arc so there's probably an awesome glow behind them.

Authorities said this is a reminder that it’s not worth it to put yourself in dangerous situations for the sake of a selfie.

30/03/2024

Somebody stole my backpack while I was asleep... second time it's happened in that doorway so, Sulis Minerva, I guess I need to make a bigger deal about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKHAopxVD0

I blamed Melanie (she said her brother was a Fed so I brought up the Reagan Youth... sometimes they treat me like a college boy but "whoop whoop" I'm an anarchist and hang out with Juggalos) so I hope I'm not wrong. But they got my butane (again) and another choice selection of stones which just cuts into my medicinal (and sacramental) fire supply (so another clear message forbidding sharing and *definitely* no incense) and greatly reduces my pack weight.

Which leaves me cursing her name while not eating in protest and storming around enjoying the weather and trying to figure out how to convince people that I'm not a punk ass bitch. I'm just polite and practice nonviolence... I think this is where my high level Korean Zen Buddhist Guru would get drunk.



(Somebody should warn the Reagan Youth about sulfur thermite amplified urea nitrate. If I'm not mistaken it might be produced at concerning levels in improperly stored urine containers and even if Melanie can't recognize the brimstone in my bags of rocks, sulfur is easily boosted out of most hardware store gardening sections and potting sheds.)

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