12/01/2023
Are you Camp EB or Camp FB?
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ENGLISH AND A FRENCH BULLDOG.
ENGLISH: I think I'll lay on this couch and chill.
FRENCH: I think I'll lay on this, OMG, what's that? On the couch, off the couch, on the couch......
ENGLISH: I'll just lie here and chew this bone.
FRENCH: I'll just lie here and chew this bone, and throw it in the air, and stuff it in the couch, and push it in your face.
ENGLISH: Hey someone is at the door, I ain't moving its your problem.
FRENCH: HEY, someone is at the door, bark, bark, bark, spinning around the room, jumping on the back of the chair, scratching at the door, oh lord it might be an ax murderer.
ENGLISH: I don't want out right now.
FRENCH: I want out, I want in, I want out, I want in, now I deserve a treat.
ENGLISH: Is it time to eat yet?
FRENCH: Hey its time to eat, excuse me I'm hungry, runs to dish back to you, dish, you, dish, you.
ENGLISH: Yes I love you, leave me alone.
FRENCH: I love you so much, let me on your lap, let me kiss your face, don't leave me alone, where are you going?
ENGLISH: Hey I p**ped, you better clean it up.
FRENCH: Oh look p**p, should I play with it, should I eat it, oh no, I'll just step in it and smear it on your pants.
ENGLISH: Thank god its finally bed time. Lumbers off to bed.
FRENCH: I'm not tired, I don't want to go to bed, lets play, I have to p*e, is someone at the door, okay I'll settle, wait is someone at the door?
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST 😂
ENGLISH: Its raining, I ain't going out, I'll hold it.
FRENCH : It's raining, I ain't going out, I'll just p*e on this nice clean floor.
Just because they are both Bulldogs don't assume they are the same.
(Text credit to Karen Vigil)