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Pet Hates Toys We’re an independent British based start up. We design & manufacture contemporary, satirical pet toys
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27/08/2024
Drop a 🫧 in the comments if your pooches haircut costs more than yours 🐾❤️🐾
19/07/2024

Drop a 🫧 in the comments if your pooches haircut costs more than yours 🐾❤️🐾

❓🐍 Would you know what to do if your pet was bitten by an adder?  ⏩️ Swipe through for our tips on how to deal with and ...
16/07/2024

❓🐍 Would you know what to do if your pet was bitten by an adder?

⏩️ Swipe through for our tips on how to deal with and avoid snake bites.

✅ We’d love it if you could share this to your story or forward to another dog lover to help keep our precious pooches safe.

❓Didn’t anyone yell “Donald, duck!”?🤣 I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll ‘ear about this!
15/07/2024

❓Didn’t anyone yell “Donald, duck!”?

🤣 I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll ‘ear about this!

🤯 Poor Joe 🤯 It’s a wonder he remembers his own name 🙄❓Who thinks he should resign considering that he introduced Presid...
15/07/2024

🤯 Poor Joe 🤯 It’s a wonder he remembers his own name 🙄

❓Who thinks he should resign considering that he introduced President Zelenskyy as President Putin at the NATO conference and referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as Vice President Trump?

🍗☔️It’s Barbecue Season!⏩ Swipe through for your guide to what your pooch can safely eat this summer⬇️ Save so that you ...
12/07/2024

🍗☔️It’s Barbecue Season!

⏩ Swipe through for your guide to what your pooch can safely eat this summer

⬇️ Save so that you can refer to it later, and send to a friend who will want to keep their pet safe too 🐶👍🏻

💪🏼 WE MAKE OUR DOG TOYS TOUGH 💪🏼🤗 Many, many thanks to Victoria for this lovely review. It makes us feel all warm and fu...
11/07/2024

💪🏼 WE MAKE OUR DOG TOYS TOUGH 💪🏼

🤗 Many, many thanks to Victoria for this lovely review. It makes us feel all warm and fuzzy when people like our dog toys.

➡️ Head to www.pethatestoys.com to shop our full range or click our link in bio

♥ Like this post if you feel the same ♥
01/07/2024

♥ Like this post if you feel the same ♥

Treat your pooch to a new toy and get your own back on your least fur-vourite politician with our political parody dog t...
28/06/2024

Treat your pooch to a new toy and get your own back on your least fur-vourite politician with our political parody dog toys.

Head to pethatestoys.com to shop our full range.

Please share this post with a friend who might be interested in our products 🐾❤️🐾

❤ LIKE this post if you think cats have the right idea about life 🐾😻🐾           # funnycat
25/06/2024

❤ LIKE this post if you think cats have the right idea about life 🐾😻🐾
# funnycat

🖐Hands up if you have a teenager? 😱 Hard work, aren't they?  ❤ Like this post if you agree and ⏩follow for more! 🐾❤🐾    ...
22/06/2024

🖐Hands up if you have a teenager? 😱 Hard work, aren't they? ❤ Like this post if you agree and ⏩follow for more! 🐾❤🐾

✅ 50% off our Michael Gove parody dog and cat toys. 👋 It’s time to say goodbye (some might say good riddance) to Michael...
17/06/2024

✅ 50% off our Michael Gove parody dog and cat toys.

👋 It’s time to say goodbye (some might say good riddance) to Michael as he bows out of politics. To help him on his way we’re offering a 50% discount on all our Gove pet toys while stocks last.

🆓 Free postage when you spend over £20. Delivery within 1 - 2 days 🐾❤️🐾

🖐 Who's with me? 😂 Like this post if you agree and follow for more 🐾❤🐾
17/06/2024

🖐 Who's with me? 😂 Like this post if you agree and follow for more 🐾❤🐾



😂 Does your dog follow you everywhere too?..  Let us know in the comments 🐾❤🐾
12/06/2024

😂 Does your dog follow you everywhere too?.. Let us know in the comments 🐾❤🐾

🐣 Are you treating your pet this Easter? 🐣
29/03/2024

🐣 Are you treating your pet this Easter? 🐣

🤣 100% NOT photo-shopped! 🤣Wishing the Princess of Wales a speedy recovery and a lot less media scrutiny. Honestly, who ...
11/03/2024

🤣 100% NOT photo-shopped! 🤣

Wishing the Princess of Wales a speedy recovery and a lot less media scrutiny. Honestly, who cares if her Mother’s Day photo was edited? Do you?

Happy Mother’s Day to my lovely mum. This was taken on her 90th birthday and is one of my favourite photos of her.  We h...
10/03/2024

Happy Mother’s Day to my lovely mum. This was taken on her 90th birthday and is one of my favourite photos of her. We had a huge family lunch and it was so great to see her with her children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. So many of us who wouldn’t have existed without her. So Mum, thanks for being you (even tho we drive each other nuts at times) and thanks for all you’ve done, and continue to do for us all. I love you loads ###

🐱 🥳 Are you ready to paw-ty?🔶There’s buy one, get one half price on our full range of cat toys during March. 🔐 Just use ...
09/03/2024

🐱 🥳 Are you ready to paw-ty?

🔶There’s buy one, get one half price on our full range of cat toys during March.

🔐 Just use code TOPCAT24 at www.pethatestoys.com to grab your bargains.

🛍️ Shop now, while stocks last


🐱 With buy one, get one half price on our catnip cat toys, now is the paw-fect time to treat your feline friends to a ne...
06/03/2024

🐱 With buy one, get one half price on our catnip cat toys, now is the paw-fect time to treat your feline friends to a new plaything.

👀 See our full collection of cat and dog toys at www.pethatestoys.com

🗓️ Offer ends 31st March 2024

Another day, another bed for Donald
13/02/2024

Another day, another bed for Donald

⚽️ Boris has been getting it in the neck for wearing a Grimsby Town Football Club bobble hat 🤣⚽️ According to some fans ...
28/12/2023

⚽️ Boris has been getting it in the neck for wearing a Grimsby Town Football Club bobble hat 🤣

⚽️ According to some fans he’s bringing the club into disrepute and they have requested that ‘he stops wearing the hat and adopts a hat more suited to his lowly status. Eg: MUFC.’ 🤣

🤔 I wonder what Man Utd will have to say about this?!..

🛍️ Buy your very own Boris dog or cat toy via the product tag or the link in our bio. There’s 20% off any Boris toy using code GTFC20 until 6th Jan 2024.

🏠We’re running out of space in our warehouse so it’s out with the old and in with the new!✔️ There’s up to 35% off selec...
28/12/2023

🏠We’re running out of space in our warehouse so it’s out with the old and in with the new!

✔️ There’s up to 35% off selected characters until midnight on New Years Eve so be quick if you want to grab a bargain.

✔️ Tough, long-lasting dog toys.

✔️ Two squeakers in each toy

✔️ Double stitched seams reinforced with heavy duty cotton

✔️ Tough, densely woven polyester shell stands up to sharp teefs.

✔️ Great for fetch, tug of war, shake it up and general mauling

✔️ Cat toys contain high grade catnip for hours of fun

🎄 Merry Betwixtmas! 🎄🏠 We need more room in our warehouse so we’re offering up to 35% off selected 🐶 dog and 🐱 cat toys....
28/12/2023

🎄 Merry Betwixtmas! 🎄

🏠 We need more room in our warehouse so we’re offering up to 35% off selected 🐶 dog and 🐱 cat toys. But be quick as this offer ends on New Years Eve.

🛍️ Shop now via the product tags or the link in our bio 🐾❤️🐾

😱 What a mishmash! 😑😑😑 Yes, there’s three different faces in this image, but WHO ARE THEY? 🆕 Well, they make up our bran...
29/11/2023

😱 What a mishmash!

😑😑😑 Yes, there’s three different faces in this image, but WHO ARE THEY?

🆕 Well, they make up our brand new collection of dog and cat toys and in order to win one of these just send us a DM with your guesses.

🥇 The first correct answer will win a toy of their choice.

🔟 And there’s a 10% off voucher for the runners up.

🐰🎩 All will be revealed today at midday.

🍀 Good luck!

2️⃣4️⃣Just twenty hours until our new product launch. 🥇And you have the chance to win a toy from our 🆕 Collection.  Ther...
28/11/2023

2️⃣4️⃣Just twenty hours until our new product launch.

🥇And you have the chance to win a toy from our

🆕 Collection. There are three toys in total - all you have to do is identify the three using the clues that have been posted recently.

Send your guess to us via DM and the first person to give us the correct answer will receive a toy

🐶🐱 Of their choice. These three

👤👤👤Brilliant characters are available as regular and large dog toys and a cat toy (one size)

As usual they are all designed here in the UK and manufactured to the highest quality standards so they are durable as well as fun.

CLUE. 🕵️‍♀️ The emojis will lead the way!

🍀Good luck!

😩 Fed up with wasting money on dog toys that last five minutes?Here’s your answer:🌟Pet Hates Toys are great value dog to...
24/10/2023

😩 Fed up with wasting money on dog toys that last five minutes?
Here’s your answer:
🌟Pet Hates Toys are great value dog toys, according to our customers 🌟
🤔 We’ve put a lot of thought into their design to make them as long-lasting and as fun as possible:
✅ hard-wearing poly-canvas material to stand up to sharp teefs.
✅ seams kept to a minimum, double stitched and reinforced with binding to prevent tearing.
✅ 2 squeakers in their own little pouches to keep them safe from snuffling noses.
✅ multiple ways to play: tug, fetch, shake, carry and cuddle.
🚚 Take advantage of our free shipping offer during October. UK only, on our range of dog toys.
🔗 Click our link in bio to be taken to our webstore.
❤️ Double tap to like this post.
➡️ Follow for more deals and offers 🐾❤️🐾









Pet hates toys. Great value dog and cat toys. Designed in the UK. Hard wearing and longer lasting dog toys. Certified safe. Funny parody dog toys.

5 more facts you may not know ⬇️1. 🇫🇷 French Bulldogs don't originate in France.  English Bulldogs were popular amongst ...
06/10/2023

5 more facts you may not know ⬇️

1. 🇫🇷 French Bulldogs don't originate in France. English Bulldogs were popular amongst the working classes in England in the 1800s, and when the industrial revolution came about, our lace-making industries in the Midlands were badly hit. The lace-makers emigrated to France, taking their Bulldogs with them. The Bulldogs mated with small Parisian terriers and the Bouledog de France was born!
2. 🦇 Frenchies haven't always had bat ears. Originally, most of the breed had rose shaped ears but the American breeders favoured the bat ears, so bat ears it is!
3. 💰 Frenchies were something of a status-symbol in America during the Gilded Age in the late 1800's and rumour has it that the best of the breed were sold for around $3,000 each. That's over £100K in today's money.
4. 🏊‍♀️ French Bulldogs can't swim. Their short muzzles cause them to tilt their bodies backwards to keep the water out of their mouths and noses and this makes it difficult to stay afloat.
5. 🐶 The UK Kennel Club only recognises three French Bulldog colours: Brindle (a colour pattern made of black and fawn hairs), Fawn (a kind of beige, with or without a black face) and Pied (either white with brindle patches, or white with fawn patches). All other colours such as black, grey/blue, mouse, liver/chocolate) are discouraged. Now, before you become outraged by this, there is a good reason for it. Imagine a breeder wanted a chocolate Frenchie litter. In order to get this, both puppy parents need to carry the chocolate Frenchie gene. The same applies for the other colours - both Mum and Dad have to carry the gene. This reduces the number of 'pairings' that can be made and the Kennel Club thinks that unscrupulous breeders will use any Frenchies that carry the right genes, regardless of whether they have any temperamental or physical issues that they might pass on to the puppies. It's all about protecting the breed and discouraging inbreeding.

❓ Did you find this interesting? If so, drop a ❤️ in the comments and ⏩ share with a friend who might like it too. 🐾❤️🐾



Do you do this too?
06/10/2023

Do you do this too?

Summer Sale Now On 🐾❤️🐾We've got some paw-some deals fur you on our website as we celebrate the August Bank Holiday:🐱3 f...
26/08/2023

Summer Sale Now On 🐾❤️🐾

We've got some paw-some deals fur you on our website as we celebrate the August Bank Holiday:

🐱3 fur 2 on cat toys.
🎁 Free gifts when you paw-chase 2 dog toys.
🥳 Discounts on some of your fa-fur-ite characters.
😍 Special of-fur on our new World Leaders Collection.

🐶You'd be barking mad to miss out on these!

⏰ All offers run until midnight on 31st August so nip to our website to chew-se your toys before we sell out! 🐾❤️🐾

I bet Coutts Bank is at the top of Nigel Farage's list of Pet Hates!  What a paw-laver! Yesterday the owner of Coutts ba...
21/07/2023

I bet Coutts Bank is at the top of Nigel Farage's list of Pet Hates! What a paw-laver! Yesterday the owner of Coutts bank apaw-logised to him for their ‘appaw-ling comments’ so paw-haps that will shut him up!
Have you ever fallen out with your bank? Comment 👎🏻 below if you have.

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