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Furry Sidekick The musings of a small and mischievous young Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

No! No go out in rain! Have snacks in bed instead. Mmm, peanut butter... 😋😋😋
23/11/2024

No! No go out in rain! Have snacks in bed instead. Mmm, peanut butter... 😋😋😋

The Monkey says all this posing is called "practising-my-wait." Boring. That's what I calls it. Boring. 🙄
10/11/2024

The Monkey says all this posing is called "practising-my-wait." Boring. That's what I calls it. Boring. 🙄

D'you know what's in dis Kong? Do you? A void, a black hole, an eternal emptiness totally devoid of matter or substance,...
17/09/2024

D'you know what's in dis Kong? Do you? A void, a black hole, an eternal emptiness totally devoid of matter or substance, or for dat matter, sustenance. Nuffink, dat's what's in it. Nuffink. 🥺

What do you mean, it had food in it a minute ago? It totally did not. 🤥

It's somefing called me "gotcha day" today. Dat means me has had to put up wif the substandard catering services of dis ...
18/07/2024

It's somefing called me "gotcha day" today. Dat means me has had to put up wif the substandard catering services of dis Monkey for THREE WHOLE YEARS. Tbh it's amazing I'ze survived dis long. 🤭

Is this my best side? What about this side? Meh, bored now, hand over those biscuits. 😋
23/06/2024

Is this my best side? What about this side? Meh, bored now, hand over those biscuits. 😋

Gots me a Roman Wall now. 😊 Not allowed to keep dis one either. 🙄 Helper Monkey said me wasn't reely supposed to be clim...
20/05/2024

Gots me a Roman Wall now. 😊 Not allowed to keep dis one either. 🙄 Helper Monkey said me wasn't reely supposed to be climbing on it but me was too quick. 🤭

Gots me a castle to be queen of. ☺️☺️Den dat mean Helper Monkey said we couldn't stay dere forever. 😒
17/05/2024

Gots me a castle to be queen of. ☺️☺️
Den dat mean Helper Monkey said we couldn't stay dere forever. 😒

12/04/2024

THIEF! THIEF! THIEF! Dat's MY settle mat you just stole, you horrible Monkey. 🤬🤬 I dont care if de grass is too wet, get your own mat!! 🤨

Done Tourism in Gloucester dis weekend. Really like dat marketty place, dey had ALL DE SMELLS. 😋😋
09/04/2024

Done Tourism in Gloucester dis weekend. Really like dat marketty place, dey had ALL DE SMELLS. 😋😋

Well, who knew catching snowballs are such fun! Helper Monkey made I go indoors after five minutes though cos me were sh...
02/03/2024

Well, who knew catching snowballs are such fun! Helper Monkey made I go indoors after five minutes though cos me were shivering so much. 🥶
Me did not want to go but Helper Monkey said we could play some more when me has defrosted. 🤗

What you mean "unhinged?" I two year old Staffy. Dis normal. Carry on. 🤪
05/02/2024

What you mean "unhinged?" I two year old Staffy. Dis normal. Carry on. 🤪

No! No doin' walks! Hab had enough "de-bouncing for Christmas" fank'oo. 😒
27/12/2023

No! No doin' walks! Hab had enough "de-bouncing for Christmas" fank'oo. 😒

What you mean "Obligatory festive photo? Please show I exactly where in the contract dat clause are listed?" 🤨🤨
15/12/2023

What you mean "Obligatory festive photo? Please show I exactly where in the contract dat clause are listed?" 🤨🤨

Helper Monkey, is you *sure* swans is not edible? 🤨 Me would v v much like to try. Eh? But there's water, you say? What ...
05/12/2023

Helper Monkey, is you *sure* swans is not edible? 🤨 Me would v v much like to try. Eh? But there's water, you say? What water? I don't see no water. Only Swan. 😋

Helper Monkey? Just no. It too cold. Go 'way. 🥶
29/11/2023

Helper Monkey? Just no. It too cold. Go 'way. 🥶

But Helper Monkey, dey gots NO FACES? 😨😨😨
05/11/2023

But Helper Monkey, dey gots NO FACES? 😨😨😨

Whut? I Very Fierce and Tough STOP LAUGHING AT I. 😖
27/10/2023

Whut? I Very Fierce and Tough STOP LAUGHING AT I. 😖

20/09/2023

Official petition. Please sign, is you Monkeys to blame not us dogses!!

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THIEF! THIEF! THIEF! Dat's MY settle mat you just stole, you horrible Monkey. 🤬🤬 I dont care if de grass is too wet, get your own mat!! 🤨

Jumped in de baff after Monkey had finished wif it. Bubbles is so weird. You digs dem and dey moves back in! Stupid fings. 🤔

Look, Monkey, just cos me interested in your bafftime it does not mean me want soap bubbles piled on me head so you can have fun blowin" dem off! Dis what I finks of your behaviour!! 🤬

Me is v v useful helpin' wif dat cardyboard recyclin' 😇😊😊

Sidekick and her sighthound friend.
Sidekick and her sighthound friend.

Gots me a boyfriend. We done ALL DE RUNNINGS. 😊😊😊 Mefinks he is lubly. 🥰

Staffie torpedo
Staffie torpedo

Me is no longer water soluble. Me can do a swimmings. STAFFIE TORPEDO INCOMING, BRACE YOURSELF. 👅👅👅😆

Furry Sidekick walking in the rain
Furry Sidekick walking in the rain

I does NOT LIKE rain. I does NOT LIKE coats. ... .. . But Helper Monkey says I are a "pesky little oik of a bratdog" when I hasn't been out for a walk 🤫 so me consented to walk in dat nasty drizzle dis morning. Ugh. I'ze SURE bits of me ears has melted. 😑😑

Furry Sidekick hitching a lift
Furry Sidekick hitching a lift

Scuse I Helper Monkey, I just sits here for a minute to rest me legses. 😊😊

Pirate puppy telling her toy who is boss
Pirate puppy telling her toy who is boss

Grr! Me tough! 💪 Me pirate! ☠ Grr! Aharrgh!!! 🏴‍☠️ ....er...gots me a bit stuck though....um...bit of help, please?

Furry Sidekick and the dinner hint
Furry Sidekick and the dinner hint

Helper Monkey did you know it are nearly dinner time? Yes? No? Just in case you wasn't aware I fort I'd come and loudly chew this broken bit of toy RIGHT BY YOUR HEAD so you gets me hint. 🙄 #sendsnacksquick

Furry Sidekick minimal effort playtime
Furry Sidekick minimal effort playtime

Low energy playtime cos TBH I can't really be bothered to get up. 😏

Busy, busy. 😊

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