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Cockamamie Farms Purple carrots? Striped tomatoes? What madness is this?? We specialize in growing gourmet heritage food. The right time, the right place, the right market.

Founder Crystal DuVall (also known as author Denise Kawaii) has always wanted to be a farmer despite her innate ability to kill plants. For many years, she was waiting until the right circumstances to start farming. Finally, in 2017 she decided to stop waiting for things to be right, and began farming her Father-In-Law's suburban back yard. She believes the time to do the right thing is when you know it's right, not when you know it's going to be convenient.

Our very first marionberry pick. 🥰
04/07/2024

Our very first marionberry pick. 🥰

Our garden is small again this year, but growing an inch at a time.
17/06/2024

Our garden is small again this year, but growing an inch at a time.

After four years of wandering between windows, Lemony Lemony Lemony Snickett finally has his feet in the ground.(He's a ...
18/04/2024

After four years of wandering between windows, Lemony Lemony Lemony Snickett finally has his feet in the ground.

(He's a lemon tree if you're wondering.)

My therapist said I need to work with what I've got, and start with what I have.This may be as far as the farm makes it ...
16/04/2024

My therapist said I need to work with what I've got, and start with what I have.

This may be as far as the farm makes it this year, but it's better than not growing at all.

Seed laid down today:
Aloha Bell pepper
Parsley
Chantenay Carrot
Red Winter Kale
Blue Curled Kale
Broccoli

Already growing:
Strawberries
Thyme
Petunias
Creeping Jenny
One rogue carrot that held over from last year.

I'm growing catgrass in my kitchen window and this morning I was surprised to find dew on each blade of grass!
04/11/2023

I'm growing catgrass in my kitchen window and this morning I was surprised to find dew on each blade of grass!

It may not look like much today, but next summer the marionberries will be in full swing.
26/08/2023

It may not look like much today, but next summer the marionberries will be in full swing.

Captured a pair of leafcutter bees building out their nests inside the bee house this afternoon!
25/08/2023

Captured a pair of leafcutter bees building out their nests inside the bee house this afternoon!

07/03/2023

Three years later... And we are inching our way back into production. Look for more details soon!

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