Mummy, Chloe and Tegan just made me have a bath. They coaxed me up the stairs on false pretences then Mummy shampooed, Tegan showered me and Chloe made sure I didn’t escape!! I was then dangled by Chloe while Tegan shot me with a gun than blasts warm air. This is me running around like a lunatic reminding them who’s boss 🐶💦🐶
So Mummy says I have to stop burying things in the backyard, so I shall bury my chewy here under the coffee table and I shall cover it with fresh air. Mummy has the giggles!! 🐶❤️🐶
So I said to Mummy, let’s go outside and play ball ⚽️...... then I changed my mind..... Mummy is walking around muttering something about me being a naughty monkey 🐒 🐶
Mummy put me on my long lead out the front of the house so I wouldn’t go far and I found myself my very own jungle!! Just as soon as I bite off these leaves, I will take them inside the house. Mummy will love them!! 🐶🌿🐶
Mummy is making me dress up again!! 🐶🎄🐶
I threw my toy in the air and it landed on the coffee table. Instead of getting it for me, Mummy went and got her phone so she could video me trying to reach it!! Seriously..... humans!! 🐶❤️🐶
Woooohooooo!! The reticulation is on 🐶💦🐶
Mummy took me to a place called the beach today. I had soooo much fun!!! I got wet and sandy and Mummy got sunburnt 🐶❤️🐶
This is me taking it easy after major surgery 🐶❤️🐶
So according to Mummy there is no need to continue to spin when I have caught my tail. Personally I like it!! 🐶❤️🐶
Some days us puppies have difficult decisions to make. For me today it was whether to play with Mummy’s sock or my toy mouse. 🐶❤️🐶
Sometimes in the process of trying to kill my raccoon, he flips up onto the coffee table. Usually I can grab it but today Mummy thought it would be funny to put it just out of my reach! Humans are cruel sometimes 🐶🐶
Mummy is having a nap so I thought I would play quietly. It’s not going to plan!! 🐶🐶
Thank you Carolynne and Nicholas for my furry raccoon which as you can see I have attempted to kill and then took it outside to show it where I play, much to Mummy’s disgust. She is wandering around muttering something about obedience school!!
Today I have been explaining to Mummy that playing fetch requires short rests between fetching, followed by a period of pretending to be possessed, before the final rest 🐶😈🐶