Pushkin Ford

29/01/2023

Hallo, Fur Fans!

Well, it hasn't taken long for their care & worry to vanish like the winter sun (d'you like that? Thought of it all by myself). What did I hear the other day, but Him doing a very bad taste parody of the 'webuyanycar.com' ad. As in "We buy any cat.com". I mean - I ask you. There comes a time when a chap has to put his paw down, though apparently throwing up on the dining room floor isn't the best approach. My giddy aunt - Her language!

06/01/2023

Amazing how quickly Their sympathy vanishes - like a will'o'the'wisp, if you will. My consultant advised a special diet, including scrambled egg. Did I get any? Did I 'eck as like.

04/01/2023

Great News, Fur Fans! After 6 days solitary confinement, my Doctor has said my house arrest can finish, and about time too. Those birds won't kill themselves.

03/01/2023

As ever, Fur Fans, your Hero is bearing up amidst the vicissitudes of life (and you should try typing that with your paws). It saddens me to say that They have switched off the sympathy valve big time - it's not that I have no sense of humour, I just object to being called The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw.

31/12/2022

Well, Fur Fans, you may have notice that I haven't given my usual Christmas and New Year Message to the World. This is due to being involved in A Brush With Death - namely, viz and to wit, a car. Your Hero sustained severe injuries and was taken to A&E where a lovely young nurse held my paw whilst my Consultant gave me a private medical. She, of course, just wandered about in the corridor making distressed owner noises, silly Woman. He was only worried about my medical bills, dammit. But dedicated followers of this page will know that I put Them before myself, and even in my agony I killed a mouse for Them. You will understand that I need to close now, as the trauma I've suffered has seriously depleted my strength. But I soldier on, Fur Fans, I soldier on.

24/12/2022

24/12/2022

The happiest photo of my entire day ❤️

24/12/2022

This man was forced to give his dog to the Humane Society due to undergoing lengthy hospital stay.

This nurse found out and immediately went to the shelter and adopted his dog.

She brings him to visit daily and will return him as soon as the man is released!❤️

Credit: Reddit|Sensitive-Ad-8403

24/12/2022

Wow ❤️❤️😱😱🥰🥰

24/12/2022

Brian was starting to think that maybe his mum wasn’t coming back

24/12/2022

"Now that's cute!" 😊

23/12/2022

Some festive humour for all my Fur Fans:
Question: How do you weigh a whale?
Answer: Go to a whale weigh station!

23/12/2022

Exactly.

Nope! 🤣🤣🤣