Pushkin Ford

22/12/2024

Well here we are again Fur Fans, as another Festive Tide approaches. In the spirit of the Season, I have left a piece of fast food (well, it's slow food now) for my neighbours, Atlas & Mr Straggles. Sorry about the presentation, chaps, but let's just say that cuisine au naturel is very on trend. And let's face it, I don't think your staff are any more appreciative of my efforts than yours are. Honestly, They (mine) are hopeless. What a chap's done to deserve this low level of service, I can't imagine. Sometimes I just want to wash my paws of Them.

19/12/2024

I've got 1.7k followers, I've got 1.7k followers! So I now have an international Fur Fanbase! Well, when a chap has it, a chap has it.

19/12/2024

Apparently I have 1.7k followers. That'll shut Them up when I tell them. Might even stop them singing " 'Tis the season to be jolly, beat the cat with sprigs of holly". A Merry Christmas to you all

29/01/2023

Hallo, Fur Fans!

Well, it hasn't taken long for their care & worry to vanish like the winter sun (d'you like that? Thought of it all by myself). What did I hear the other day, but Him doing a very bad taste parody of the 'webuyanycar.com' ad. As in "We buy any cat.com". I mean - I ask you. There comes a time when a chap has to put his paw down, though apparently throwing up on the dining room floor isn't the best approach. My giddy aunt - Her language!

06/01/2023

Amazing how quickly Their sympathy vanishes - like a will'o'the'wisp, if you will. My consultant advised a special diet, including scrambled egg. Did I get any? Did I 'eck as like.

04/01/2023

Great News, Fur Fans! After 6 days solitary confinement, my Doctor has said my house arrest can finish, and about time too. Those birds won't kill themselves.

03/01/2023

As ever, Fur Fans, your Hero is bearing up amidst the vicissitudes of life (and you should try typing that with your paws). It saddens me to say that They have switched off the sympathy valve big time - it's not that I have no sense of humour, I just object to being called The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw.

31/12/2022

Well, Fur Fans, you may have notice that I haven't given my usual Christmas and New Year Message to the World. This is due to being involved in A Brush With Death - namely, viz and to wit, a car. Your Hero sustained severe injuries and was taken to A&E where a lovely young nurse held my paw whilst my Consultant gave me a private medical. She, of course, just wandered about in the corridor making distressed owner noises, silly Woman. He was only worried about my medical bills, dammit. But dedicated followers of this page will know that I put Them before myself, and even in my agony I killed a mouse for Them. You will understand that I need to close now, as the trauma I've suffered has seriously depleted my strength. But I soldier on, Fur Fans, I soldier on.

24/12/2022

24/12/2022

The happiest photo of my entire day ❤️