29/04/2024
Copied. Love it. This is great.
Sitting at the supper table my son says: Dad I think I'm a cat!
Me: No son, you are a boy!
My son: No dad, some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I!! It's my right and you can't do anything about it!
Me: OK!!
My son: Hey where is my supper?
Me: Your supper is in the cat food bowl in the corner, now get off the table you mangy cat!
My son: What???
Me: (Hits him with a broom) Get off the table furball!! My son was in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife: Is that cat neutered??
My wife: I will make an appointment!!
My son: What???
Me: Your mother and I have decided we don't want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!
My son: What???
Me: (Brandishes broom) NOW! To the barn you stupid cat!!
My son: Dad I think I'm a boy!
Me: I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!
The bottom line, this foolishness is on the Parents. Period.
Copied from friend but awesome parenting right to the barn you go!! Lol
Known to be in Lexington One District