ScoopMasters

11/07/2024

Finally updated "The Professional Scoop Master" a book I wrote 20 years ago with 3 revisions over the years. Revised for 2024, although I've been trying to revise it since 2022. 😁 It's all about step by step instructions on starting a pet waste removal business. start-a-p**per-scooper-business.com has been updated too. (Still making some tweaks to it though.)

Everything you need to know to start and run your own low cost, high profit P**per Scooper business from your home. Instant Download. 30+ Years Experience

10/07/2024

10 days into scooping p**p at the American Council of the Blind's national convention in Jacksonville, Florida. We had a great playroom this year! Thanks to Waymo, PetSmart and the Blind Veterans Association.

25/06/2024

Welcome to Summer.

25/06/2024

I don't usually share videos, but this is great! Looking forward to season 2.

07/06/2024

At Scoop Masters, we're more than just a pet waste pick-up service. We're your partner in maintaining a cleaner, healthier yard. Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP to experience the difference today!

07/06/2024

Keep your yard spotless and your pets happy! Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP to schedule our professional dog p**p pick-up service. 🐾✨

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05/06/2024

Say goodbye to messy yards and hello to a clean, pet-friendly space! Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP to schedule your dog p**p pick-up service today. 🐶✨

**pPickup

04/06/2024

We scoop p**p so you don't have to! Keep your yard clean and pet-friendly with Scoop Masters. Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP for more info. 🐾✨

**pScooping

04/06/2024

Let Scoop Masters take care of the mess so you can enjoy a clean, p**p-free yard hassle-free!

Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP to schedule your service today

01/06/2024

Discover a cleaner, hassle-free yard with Scoop Masters! We take care of the dirty work, leaving you with more time to enjoy your outdoor space. Visit www.scoopmasters.com or call 800 PUP-POOP to schedule your service today.

24/05/2024

A heartfelt "thank you" for all veterans, past present and future! It's not much, but Scoop Masters always gives a 10% discount to all military personnel for our service - for their service.

15/05/2024

Had lunch with an old friend - Matt "Red" Boswell, one of the original franchisors of the pet waste removal industry. Now president of IFPG & FranchiseWire.

14/05/2024

You take care of your dog, we’ll take care of the p**p. 🐶💩

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14/05/2024

🐾 Responsible pet owners keep their yards clean! Setting a positive example for the community one scoop at a time. 💚

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09/05/2024

Does it seem like your pup is glued to you at the hip? Even if you love your canine to death, it’s likely that their excessive clinginess is getting overbearing. If your Velcro dog won’t stop following you, you probably haven’t gone to the bathroom in peace in months. Though this obsessive beh...

05/05/2024

🐾 💩You love your dog, we’ll help.💚

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03/05/2024

Bored on a Friday afternoon - May 3rd.

Scoop Masters dog p**p pick up service - We come to your home regularly and pick up the dog p**p so you don't have to!

29/04/2024

From our recent blog...

Despite your many faults and flaws, your furry friend loves you unconditionally. Your playful pooch has been by your side for years, giving you cuddles and comfort anytime you need it. One thing you likely adore about your pup is their unique personality. Each dog breed has different characteristics...

17/04/2024

So true!

View the comic strip for Pearls Before Swine by cartoonist Stephan Pastis created April 17, 2024 available on GoComics.com

10/04/2024

Sorry, but I don't need a day out of the year to hug my dogs. I do that everyday... several times a day. Maybe more than I hug my wife. Only because she doesn't like to scratched behind the ears or have her belly rubbed. (photo courtesy of Zero Waste USA)

02/04/2024

I bet you didn't even know there was such a thing!

02/04/2024

For those that sign up this week only... 50% off the first 4 weeks of service! Use promo code IPSW50 when signing up. You're welcome.

Los Angeles, CA — International P**p Scooper Week (IPSW), observed annually from April 1st to 7th, shines a spotlight on the importance of proper pet waste disposal for canines and their pet parents. In recognition of this event, Scoop Masters, a leading name in dog waste removal services, is thri...

14/03/2024

Out with the old, In with the new.

15/02/2024

Scoop Masters, a leading professional dog p**p cleaning company, proudly marks 36 years of dedicated service in Los Angeles, California...

14/02/2024

I love Scott Metzger Cartoons. I think we both have the same sense of humor when comes to pets, but he draws much better than I ever will. I always wanted to make scratch and sniff business cards when I first started this business.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Patreon.com/ScottMetzgerCartoons

13/02/2024

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The DOG

12/01/2024

Dogs are funny! So are cats, but this is a dog business.

That’s my dog on the right 🐶

11/01/2024

Last Christmas meme of the year.