Wittle ruffers is so silly. Him's not real smart. Is on your nose Jack Rabbit and it is whippy cream... yums. You tongue not gone be long enough. Here's, I's help... Naw on second thought yous look funny. I's just laugh at yous.
As you already know my wittle brover Jackie Boy is "simple" as some would say. But him's a quick learner when it comes to leaning the art of destruction.
Ok only one thing to say about this "new addition".
What the heck schmeck.
I's went wid dad to duh pond to chase water squirrels today. In duh meantime I's got into duh poison ivy plants. Den I's had to ride in duh back seat of my truck and Mom made me take a bath when we got home. Most times when bath time is done it's zoomie time. Zoomie zoomie zoomie
I's have found a new hobby. I's LOVES chasing these water squirrels. Dad calls them CATfish. Either way, squirrels or cats they's fun to chase. BTW Missouri water is COLD and grows green fuzzy seaweed on the top of it that doesn't taste good at all.
I LOOOOOVE playing with my cousins from South Dakota. We played in the mud, chased the ball and they even got in the pond. I know better. I swim like a rock, but those dogs must be part fish. Wow.
My ball went under the cedar chest and no one is paying any attention to me. I am so traumatized. Somebody please send the national guard, or the fire department, or the police, or MOM!