Catie's Critter Care

10/09/2023

Which is better/worse: having the whole bed to yourself but no dog to cuddle or your butt is hanging off the edge because the dogs think they'll die if they aren't touching you?

13/08/2023

Nothing better than going up to a dog trying to relax and annoying it so much it huffs at you. Paybacks a B!$& #! hehehehe

11/08/2023

When you've had a long day at work and all you want to do is kick back on the couch and relax

25/07/2023

Well my feelings have been officially hurt. The German shepherd came over for some pets, but it turns out it was fake love. She just wanted the corgi to get jealous and abandon her toy. The audacity!!!

11/06/2023

Spilled some slugs all over the floor

11/02/2023

Given how strong a dog's nose is, I'm unclear as to how they don't accidentally suffocate themselves from their own farts lol

05/02/2023

I've been informed by 2 separate whiny babies that I am killing them and this is cruel and unusual punishment... Lunch is 20 minutes away and I'm making them wait.

03/02/2023

Finally got this psycho distracted. How hard is it to understand that we will play fetch as soon as the sun warms up the earth a bit more? Silly doggo

13/01/2023

I was watching a dog but it appears to have changed into a lump lol

27/12/2022

I present to you, a spoiled snoring slug lol

01/08/2022

Walked into this at my newest pet sitting this morning, here are the messages sent to the owner lol

29/07/2022

The current fuzz butts that I'm watching. I did inform the human client that there will be a charge on the bill for them not letting me sleep in on my day off. The disrespect is unacceptable!!!

24/06/2022

My secret to getting repeat clients lol

04/06/2022

So there was a slight frisbee accident where someone, and I don't want to name names, let go of the frisbee at the wrong time because of slobber and dew and it ended up on the roof. Despite being a completely innocent bystander, I purchased another one today. Washed it before use and the kids seem to like it, at least I assume based on all the slobber.

30/04/2022

He's had along day of being a cute little s**t lol

02/04/2022

I bet it's pretty exhausting being a freeloading slug all the time. So much so, that a nap is required after sleeping all night.

02/04/2022

I appear to be a poor replacement for mom and dad LOL

02/03/2022

02/03/2022

Haven't seen this slug in forever and this is 5 minutes after I get here

25/11/2021

Need to find a recipe to force a sense of urgency in a dog. You would think that it being 1:30am, freezing cold, and windy would so it but no, NOT SO MICH!

06/11/2021

'I already told you Aunt Catie, is da rulz! I get all of da food and you get cuple bites. No NO don't check with da momma first!!'

29/07/2021

Have to practically force them off the 3 step porch to go potty because their so 'old' and need help. But they sure come runnin when it's time for treats. LAZY SLUGS!

28/07/2021

Just walked into the house of my latest clients. 3 medium to big dogs that haven't seen me in at least 6 months. Barked for 10 seconds, got tired, and laid down. Cuteness 11/10, ferocity and general grrrr 1/10 (and the 1 is being generous)

17/07/2021

Look at these lying faces! Acting like they don't get love all the time. Lies! Lies and SLANDER!!

14/07/2021

When you want to tell your buddy that her hair is a mess, but she thinks it's 'neighver' looked better

29/05/2021

'Too early Aunt Catie, back to bed'

28/05/2021

Aaaaand the servitude begins