I’m having tonnes of fun. Mummy says she’s a bit worried about what I’m going to smell like.
I had a fun evening! Mummy took me for a walk and I suddenly went flying across the ditch and ALMOST caught a porcupine. It made it up the tree just in time. After that I found the most wonderful thing to roll in. It was sticky and slimy and yellow and I ground my neck and shoulders into it again and again. It was the best smelling thing EVER! I was kinda disappointed Mummy didn’t agree. She said it was the absolute most putrid thing she had ever smelled. I saw her making that gagging movement when she was trying to wash my collars, and she’s a vet tech, so it’s pretty hard to gross her out. Oh, and guess what? I had to have a bath. That was the only bummer. But now I’m shiny clean and Mummy gave me a nice bully stick, so I’m happy again. All in all, a pretty good day!
