Tonks the Dog

24/05/2024

24/04/2024

Fitzwilly.."Mama said Aunt Kiko is coming over to take me for a in ride in the car ❤️❤️❤️❤️.....(a little while later) I was tricked. It was the vets office. They clipped my nails, got some plaque off my teeth and took my blood. Now I must sleep the rest of the day. Where's my bunny?"

17/04/2024

Notice the limp legs and innocent yet shameful look. Some little black and white cow thought it would be fun to trick us by scooting out the door when we came home. He went around the corner house and was being a busy body when Papa scooped home up. Notice he is just hanging around enjoying Papa carrying him back 😤 no no bad dog.
"Fitzwilly here ..to be fair Papa did say let's go out when Mom was stepping into the house. I just felt like going out front. I thought Papa needed to exercise and hobble around to get me. 🐶"

17/04/2024

Something interesting

12/04/2024

🤣🤣

08/04/2024

"MAAAMAAAA ..... OMD dragons leg fell off. Quick call the stuffie ambulance 🚑. What do you mean you can't put his leg back on? You can't push the needle thru 4 layers of fabric. (Thud)"

23/03/2024

"FITZWILLYYYYY🤬 THIS IS YOUR MAMA. COME HERE "

Fitz.... What Mama? Are you going to praise me?

Mama ... No I am not Fitzwilly. You're in the dog house. Why is the garbage can emptied all over the floor?

Fitzwilly..... Isn't it garbage day Mama? I must have looked at the wrong calendar day. I was trying to help take out the garbage. Piece by piece 🐕.
(Snicker snicker)

Mama... Nice try , I'm not falling for that.

Fitzwilly.... Max did it!!

Mama... So Max flew up here from California just to empty the garbage can to get you in trouble?

Fitzwilly.... YEP 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺
(I knew Mama would fall for that one )

Mama... What did you say Fitzwilly?

Fitzwilly... I said you should call him out on that one. (Phew almost got caught) I think I will stay outta sight for a bit.
Love ❤️ Fitzwilly

11/03/2024

Max is in California now. He had a fun vacation getting there. He said the ocean is just like the great lakes... But tasted salty. Here are my new Easter toys from Aunt Dee just in case I didn't show you. Bunny is my favorite. I play with it very softly.
Love,
Fitzwilly

06/03/2024

"RUNNNN MY FUR FRIENDS. I got swept up for a hug and ended up in the tub. It starts with one paw parent and then it's contagious. Keep your eyes peeled and ears open. They are sneaking around just waiting for that unexpected moment. Now it's time for the zoomies and digging."
Love Fitzwilly

03/03/2024

"look what Aunt Dee got for me ❤️. Mama said I had to wait till Easter but she couldn't take it any more. Rabbit krinkles, I love it. OH NO it squeaks too." (Wag wag wag)

02/03/2024

Mama here," so Fitzwilly walks in the room ahead of me to act surprised that the trash can was tipped over and everything was emptied all over the floor. I don't think I believe him."
Fitzwilly.."IT WAS A BURGLAR MAMA. HE MADE ME Show HIM WHERE THE TRASH WAS."

29/02/2024

Fitzwilly....."Come on Mama, your alarm went off. If you are hitting the snooze I am going to sit next to you and scoot sideways till you get up. I need the warm pillow... NOW!"

Mama.... "FITZWILLY I DON'T WANT TO GET UP THIS IS A 3 SNOOZE MORNING. And don't think by not looking at me when I'm telling you to move means you can't hear me"

28/02/2024

Uh oh 12:30... Time to poke his nose out to see if Papa is having lunch.

28/02/2024

Fitzwilly said today's weather... Kiss my t**h.
He was up with the storms late last night. He wasn't scared but did decide someone must be outside with a big flashlight to chase. Every time the lightning flashed he ran across the top of our pillows to look out the window wagging his tail. Lol

23/02/2024

Today's weather report... Warm enough to be out from under the blanket but cool enough that I had to make the blanket into a foxhole.
Love
Fitzwilly

21/02/2024

." I HEARD MY BIRDZILLA'S TODAY. THEY ARE BACK. “
(Sand Hill cranes that are as loud as a pterodactyl)

09/02/2024

Today's weather report, spring time day, squirrels, chipmunks and other dogs. No sign of my Birdzillas yet. Found some grass turning green.... Ate it. Mama telling me get out of there every 5 minutes

08/02/2024

"No Mama. I am NOT getting up till I know Papa is making breakfast, or I see the squirrel in the tree. I will get up for the squirrel."

06/02/2024

Salute to this little soul 🫡❤️❤️

06/02/2024

That's right🐕🐕

06/02/2024

"FITZ WILLIAM!! THIS IS YOUR MOTHER, WHO GOT INTO THE WASTE BASKET WHILE I WAS GONE?"

Fitzwilly... "I don't know Mama I was sleeping the whole time. Maybe a burglar came in "

Mama... "BURGLAR'S DON'T EMPTY WASTE BASKETS. TRY AGAIN."

Fitzwilly... "Ok ok, I didn't want to fink on them but it was Admiral Beardsley and Juno."

Mama... "And how did the lizard and bird get out of their cage and upstairs to the bedroom?"

Fitzwilly... "(Think think think)
The burglar let them out." (Phew that was close, but I think she fell for it)

Mama... "And you slept through all this?"

Fitzwilly... "Yes, actually I tried to stop them but Juno pelted me with birdseed and admiral Beardsley puffed up. I was taken out by the bird seed. I was knocked out ... Now that I think about it I'M A HERO for trying to fight back. Yep that's it. I'M A SUPER HERO "

Mama .. 🤨🤔

04/02/2024

" I have perfected my blanket fluffing. Notice the wall I have made. Now Mama and Papa won't know I'm in bed. I am invisible. And... I faced it the correct way so I can see the tree out the window in case a squirrel goes by."
Love Fitzwilly

02/02/2024

"PHEW, I THOUGHT THAT BATH WAS FOR ME. Turns out it was time for Admiral Beardsley to soak . Look Mama I feel like a giant."

02/02/2024

This morning's weather.. chilly with 1 paw out

31/01/2024

Mom says I am grounded AND getting a bath. No, I have no idea why she and Papa used angry voice. They let me out back for a run and too see Max #2 next door.... Which I would have done if that darn shed hadn't called my name. What was I to do? I crawled under the shed came out ran around the shed, went back under and continued this for the next 20 minutes. I had fun. So did they... Mama and Papa were yelling, then saying fun stuff like.. "let's go In the car, The bus is here, look laser light.". So I let them enjoy the fun and yell. Now I come in and they told me to go in my bed. PFFFT
Love
Fitzwilly 🐕‍🦺