Matty The Catty

30/09/2024

18/09/2024

No, Hooman, you may not put your weird thundering stick thing back in its bag. My bed now. I don't make the rules.

23/03/2024

I am 14 paws old today. Old Cat.
I have bad kid-knees and Arthur Eye Test but can still Cat.
The Staff give me posh fud which is Ex Pence Sieve.

Where's my Fire Cake??

29/12/2023

Hooman said the stuff in the litter tray was cos the vex wants a You Rine Sam Pull. Something about Kidd Knees, whoever he is. I think they're taking the...

07/12/2023

*@! #* vex!! That's MY blud and I keep it INSIDE!! Meh!!

12/08/2023

The Hoomans are putting something called Sam On Oil on my food! Tastes nice and is good for Arthur Eye Tus

08/08/2023

They say today is Cat Day. I say every day is Cat Day.

18/07/2023

I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!

13/05/2023

Hooman- Get both and mix them up for me! Mol!

11/04/2023

Zzzzzzzz

23/03/2023

Birthday again. Many old.

17/03/2023

Happy St.Gertrude and her cats day...

14/03/2023

Warm.

06/02/2023

I am hidden. You can not see me.

03/10/2022

Stoopid Birb!

23/03/2022

Birthday again. Hooman says if I count all my paws three times that's how old I am.

01/01/2022

Many loud flashybang when it was MiddleDark. I did a hide. Mighty Merlin did many swearing!

30/12/2021

I like my log.

25/12/2021

03/12/2021

Is dangerous!! Has faceknife!!

Rude Hooman! Merlin not dangerous!!