06/03/2024
Hooman! Dat nastee!
So me an Hooman an awl my fursiblingz haz moobed off grid to a place wif primitive plumbing.
Also coyotes. But we get to dat later.
So today Hooman got a cup of water out of the container on the counter and brushed her biter teephs an when she was done, she spat da toothpaste out da front door.
She did not see dat I had escaped when she opened the door. She rinsed her mowff and den dumped the rest of the water and somehow I got spattered every time.
No, Hooman, I iz nawt coming in! Dis gonna require serious treats before yew iz furgibben!
An, no, no coyote gonna eat me! I got toothpaste on me!
