Drusilla

Drusilla Hello! I'm Drusilla, a evil black pussycat! Please be my friend anyway!

01/12/2025

Iz nawt fair at awl.

Mai furbrudder Rocket D. Dawg sleeps inside wif us inna warm, but iffen we hearz anyfink suspishus he goes out an dealt wif it.

An ai haz to be in air jail while da door open, cuz whatebber Rocket barking at might like to get kittykatz. Nawt fair. I want to get out dere wif Rocket. He mite needz help!

To addz insult to injooree, iz cold out dere, an Rocket comez back in az soon az he sees off whatebber it was, which ai duz nawt noez wot it wuz cuz I cudn't go out. I had to be in air jail aginn! Totally nawt fair!

Free Drusilla!

04/10/2025

My human is old.

White-haired.

Okay, so "experienced."

Unfortunately this means she has to reposition herself at least every half hour, all night long.

Izza beech for us chest sleepers.

06/03/2024

Hooman! Dat nastee!

So me an Hooman an awl my fursiblingz haz moobed off grid to a place wif primitive plumbing.

Also coyotes. But we get to dat later.

So today Hooman got a cup of water out of the container on the counter and brushed her biter teephs an when she was done, she spat da toothpaste out da front door.

She did not see dat I had escaped when she opened the door. She rinsed her mowff and den dumped the rest of the water and somehow I got spattered every time.

No, Hooman, I iz nawt coming in! Dis gonna require serious treats before yew iz furgibben!

An, no, no coyote gonna eat me! I got toothpaste on me!

09/01/2024

Me an Hooman an mai fursibz has moved to New digs wif a space heater. I walked in front of it, an ai thought we wuz gonna have to scrape Hooman off da ceiling.

"Drusilla! Your tail is smoking!"

Ai nebber felt a thing.

Jimmie Kittie: Ai didz nawt puke onna car pet, Hooman!
01/06/2023

Jimmie Kittie: Ai didz nawt puke onna car pet, Hooman!

I iz back.I gone fur three days an dat torbie cat wrote mai OBITUARY?Wishful thinking, Spice. Nao, where breakfast?
13/05/2023

I iz back.

I gone fur three days an dat torbie cat wrote mai OBITUARY?

Wishful thinking, Spice. Nao, where breakfast?

Hello, FuzzBeak. Dis Spice Katt.My sisfur Drusilla has disappeared. She liked to go out, did Dru, and there was a hole i...
11/05/2023

Hello, FuzzBeak. Dis Spice Katt.

My sisfur Drusilla has disappeared. She liked to go out, did Dru, and there was a hole in the window screen wot Hooman didn't noez about.

Always before she came back in a couple of hours. Haz been two days now. She has missed three meals, an dat somefink Drusilla just did not do.

Wuzza storm monster dat night, an it might have got her, or cars or loose dogs or bad humans or that nasty big burd we hear sometimes.

Anyway, Hooman figgers Dru prolly not coming back. Iffen she duz, we will let yew noez. If not, in a couple of months Hooman gonna take dis page down.

Dru wuz Hooman's speshul cat. The rest of us are legacies from humans who passed away, but Hooman picked Drusilla from the pound just because she wanted her. She slept on Hooman's chest efurry night.

Drusilla Katt was seven years old.

Hooman has been to Crow Fur to get inoculated agginst da Covid.Sympathies, Hooman.Did yew bite dem?No?Didja claw them?No...
08/07/2022

Hooman has been to Crow Fur to get inoculated agginst da Covid.

Sympathies, Hooman.

Did yew bite dem?

No?

Didja claw them?

No.

Didja draw any blood at awl?
..

Hooman, yew izza wimp! Yew not eeben trying!

23/06/2022

I iz Bad Cat. I went outdoors an laid inna grass, an took my time about coming back in when Hooman called me.

An now Hooman having to get stickers out of my floof wif da furminator. See da angry tail twitches?

Be glad it wasn't Jimmy Kittie, Hooman. You would have had to shave his fuzzy long-haired... anatomy.

We seed yew, Hooman!We seed yew gib dat guy wot works at Subway munny to bring you back a toona sub when he gets off!An ...
16/06/2022

We seed yew, Hooman!

We seed yew gib dat guy wot works at Subway munny to bring you back a toona sub when he gets off!

An yew need nawt thinks dat yew iz gonna gets to eat it onna porch wifout appropriate sharing!

**works on algorithm for dividing toona**

28/05/2022

Dat crazy cat inna back room?

Da vet put her on Prozac!

In her wetfud!

**sniffs own nomz carefully for additives**

04/05/2022

So, Hooman got tired of me and Jimmy and Spice digging into the dog's kibble bag, and left it in the box.

She heard something and looked around and there was Spice Katt's butt sticking out of the box, and the sound of claw work coming from the inside....

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