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Nergal the schnauzer hi my name is nergal schnauzer i am named after the lead singer of the black metal band behemoth I a

Good day to each and every one of you . This is me this morning up the common I is not far away from the skateboarding r...
17/11/2024

Good day to each and every one of you . This is me this morning up the common I is not far away from the skateboarding ramps but its not fair because dogs are not allowed to skateboard there. But I will put a skateboard on my Christmas list. I have been keeping an close watch on my Dad this week because he has had an eye operation for a catatack thingy but he is all repaired now .
See you all very soon love Nergy

Hello my lovely friends ,I hope you all like my poppy bandanna I is wearing it for remembrance day so in my own little w...
10/11/2024

Hello my lovely friends ,I hope you all like my poppy bandanna I is wearing it for remembrance day so in my own little way I can show my respect and remember all the brave men and women and off course all the animals that lost their lives in the wars . We must never forget them .
I will report back to you all very soon love Nergy

Spooky greetings folks my creepy friends and myself I did decide to get ready for Halloween a bit early this year . I is...
27/10/2024

Spooky greetings folks my creepy friends and myself I did decide to get ready for Halloween a bit early this year . I is hoping that my dad will take me out trick and treating on Halloween I thinks I will get lots of sweeties if I can go brilliant so beware everybody I might just be knocking on your door so get the biscuits ready. And when I get home I must protect my mum and dad from the real vampires and other creepy creatures of the night . Have a great Halloween my friends love Nergy the vampire slayer

Hi gang hopes you are all good and dandy . I have been up the woods today for the first time in a few months , Dad won`t...
13/10/2024

Hi gang hopes you are all good and dandy . I have been up the woods today for the first time in a few months , Dad won`t take me there in the summer because there is a lot slippery snakes about and he doesn`t want one to bite me and neither do I because it would hurt me and I would be very unwell . Could just imagine if one bit me on my bottom OUCH !!!! I would not be a happy chap.
Oh and by the way I hope you like my Paddington bear bandanna.
I will be back very soon but for now have a great time over the next few days see ya all soon love Nergy

Hi my lovely friends thank you for all your kind words the reason why I fell off the seat was because dad had to slam hi...
06/10/2024

Hi my lovely friends thank you for all your kind words the reason why I fell off the seat was because dad had to slam his breaks on because someone pulled out in front of the car . And we are all A OK

Hey gang I is back I am sorry to have not been able to tell you about what is going on with me but we have had some tech...
06/10/2024

Hey gang I is back I am sorry to have not been able to tell you about what is going on with me but we have had some technical issues . But I must tell you about my traumatic time there I was sitting in the back of the car enjoying the scenery then next thing I knew thud I was on the floor I got myself back up on the seat but I was a bit shaky and scared so dad stopped and checked if I was ok but I had some blood by my eye so I was rushed off to the vets they checked me over and said I was ok I just needed some TLC and mum has cleaned my wound every evening before bed and now it has nearly vanished . I hope you have all been well see you all soon Nergy

Hi my lovelies I hopes you are all keeping well , Have a look at my new bandanna that mum got for me I loves it I am off...
15/09/2024

Hi my lovelies I hopes you are all keeping well , Have a look at my new bandanna that mum got for me I loves it I am officially Dad`s bestie buddy well cool . But I must say that I loves my Mum +Dad the same in lots of ways if I feel like a snuggle cuddle I go to mum and if I fancy some food for my tum tum I go and see my dad . I is watching some people rock climbing on the telly so I thinks it would make a nice present for my Mum and Dad to do this one day to say thank you for everything they do for me .
I is now going to wait for my dinner tonight I get a little something extra because dad is off to get a takeaway I hope it some sardines on my lick mat. Have a fab week my friends love Nergy

What`s up guys I missed you all last week and it was not my fault my MA + PA went to Wembley stadium to see A E W All IN...
01/09/2024

What`s up guys I missed you all last week and it was not my fault my MA + PA went to Wembley stadium to see A E W All IN Wrestling show but It was not fair because me was not allowed to attend and I would have loved to have gone I always watches it on telly . And I thinks I would be a good grappler myself . I hope you like my photo today this is me on double duty dad decided he wanted to have a longer walk but Ma and me had enough so we found a seat so while I is watching out for dangers to mum I was also on lookout for when the old boy was on his way back . I am nearly ready to go out for my late afternoon constitutional then then its time to watch telly then supper then bed . See you all soon love Nergy

Hey up guys the other day dad did take me to a small golf course where dogs are allowed and me had a great time . And I ...
18/08/2024

Hey up guys the other day dad did take me to a small golf course where dogs are allowed and me had a great time . And I had one of them brainwave thingy things I thinks I will invent a special golf game for dogs and set up my own team and I will call us Nergys barking golf warriors , And win us a championship cup . I am now gonna snuggle up with mum and dad and watch the golf on the telly . And then tomorrow I will start to practice my swing. Have a really fun week love Nergy

Hey what`s going on folks . Here is a photo from my recent holiday , While I was exploring in the country side with me d...
11/08/2024

Hey what`s going on folks . Here is a photo from my recent holiday , While I was exploring in the country side with me dad we came across this gigantic birds nest now dad thought this most interesting but yours truly was not so impressed one bit all I could think about was the size of the bird that built it so I wanted to get out the area real quick but as usual dad had to get the camera out and take some photos of it including one of me sitting in it a bit scary or what . Just imagine if the giant dinosaur bird had returned it might have my dad and that might of caused one or two problems . Any we are all safely home see you all soon love your intrepid explorer Nergy the navigator

Hi gang would you just believe it how the innocent can get accused off something they have not done. Well here is my pro...
04/08/2024

Hi gang would you just believe it how the innocent can get accused off something they have not done. Well here is my proof the other day I was relaxing getting a bit on sunshine on this lawn then would you believe it ma + pa accuse poor little of me of trying to gnaw a hole in the lawn and eat the grass but as you can see there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever .And in my defence that little tuft of grass was like that when I arrived. I hopes you all have a grand old week love NERGY .

Hi one and all Guess what me has another new bandanna this one is from dad and I loves it because it has penguins on it ...
28/07/2024

Hi one and all Guess what me has another new bandanna this one is from dad and I loves it because it has penguins on it and they are really cute . Yesterday my dad went out with his friend to a heavy metal gig in London town so I had a nice peaceful evening with my Mamma . And when when he got back I was happy so I jumped up and down I do the same when mum also gets back from being out but mum always gives me a cuddle as well , And dad brought me back 3 bags of biscuits and a pack of goat ears and a new ball so he can go out again
Hopes you have a lovely week see you soon love NERGY

HI folks I hopes you are all keeping well I had a lovely day out this week ma + pa + me went to Portsmouth and I wore my...
21/07/2024

HI folks I hopes you are all keeping well I had a lovely day out this week ma + pa + me went to Portsmouth and I wore my new fishy bandanna that my mum got me. We done some shopping and then we went down to the seaside and into some very lovely gardens with lots of smells so I went on sniffing overdrive . And when we got home we had our dinner and dad gave me a bit of his sirloin steak very very very yum yum. I have not got much more to report because the last couple of days have been very warm so I has been sleeping lots. Have a great few days love Nergy

Hello my dear friends, I is having a cool and busy day 2 of my  walks have been completed and I has just had my dinner  ...
14/07/2024

Hello my dear friends, I is having a cool and busy day 2 of my walks have been completed and I has just had my dinner and I has had my lick mat with peamut butter and my snuffle mat so my tum tum is happy , But I must tell you what I did the other day whilst on my walk with me dad I thought I would play hide and seek so I hid in the long grass and hoped it would take him a bit of time to find me but he found me very quick so it was not my best plan (oh well)
Have a lovely week my dears love NERGY .

Hi Gang my lovely mum bought me this new great new bandanna with hedgehog`s , deer`s and other cute animals on (thanks m...
07/07/2024

Hi Gang my lovely mum bought me this new great new bandanna with hedgehog`s , deer`s and other cute animals on (thanks mum) . I was having a lovely walk on the day but it was getting very warm and I was getting very puffed so dad tried to find me some shade so I could cool down a little and have a rest before we went back to the car . When we did get back to the car dad opened all the windows and put the blower on cold and I also had a drink of water so I was well looked after . Have a super week my friends love Nergy

Hi here is my announcement . I have decided to stand to be our local MP my party is called All dogs and animals equality...
29/06/2024

Hi here is my announcement . I have decided to stand to be our local MP my party is called All dogs and animals equality party . I have my Manifesto in my little briefcase ,Somethings I will do is have all you can eat free cafe`s for all dogs and their mums and dads everywhere , All dog food and all vet`s fees to be free of charge . Free petrol and cars, free public transport and lots more stuff. I now need to get my cabinet together so far Ducky duck will be my home sec , Olly monkey is in charge of bananas and fruit and Arthur my giant alligator will my security, Mum is my secretary and dad is my driver. I know I wont win but a few votes would be brilliant , Thankyou you for reading love you all see you soon love Nergy MP

Hi my friends hoping you are all well my dad wanted you all to see this photo of yours truly settling down for the night...
23/06/2024

Hi my friends hoping you are all well my dad wanted you all to see this photo of yours truly settling down for the night in our caravan during our holiday each evening when we got back I was very very very tired after a long day out so when we got back I had my dinner jumped up on the sofa and slept and slept with my friend ducky duck but we had a couple of cold nights so mum covered me up with my blanket.
I will be back next weekend with a special announcement but until then sleep tight everyone and have a fun filled week

Hey gang I is back from my holidays and I had a great time exploring around the lakes I went on out somewhere different ...
16/06/2024

Hey gang I is back from my holidays and I had a great time exploring around the lakes I went on out somewhere different every day I went on a lovely boat trip around the lake and I also went to Liverpool for a day and Blackpool for another day , I also visited an old Viking chapel very interesting and I went to a couple pubs and dad gave me a lick of his cider yummy. But I have come back very very tied so I is catching up on my shut eye . See you soon love Nergy

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