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Hi! am Belly, or Belindra Cuddlefox is my full name! Am a Staffordshire Bull Terrier dog who lives in the North West of England, UK, The World.

Think that's how you write to me but dunno. Follow me to join my journey through life.

22/03/2024

Well, human said I've come into my "time of the month", so I've told him to bulk order in some ice cream, chocolate and paracetamol!

All men are fastards apparently too.

16/03/2024

I was "thrilled" when my human said he has a new snuggle buddy for me, I was like "omg you didn't tell me you had a twin!" And then he put this thing on me!

I don't even care if it was warm tbh, I'd rather be cold! It was awful!

02/03/2024

There I was, eating my breakfast and my human said "bloody hell Belly, eat slower you pig" and then laughed calling me "pork belly".

Honestly, can't go anywhere with my human!

26/02/2024

If you would ever adopt me, then please consider adopting another dog. In rescue centers, it's not a nice place, an we just want a home, a bed, some love and food!

This was my advert, and my human had never seen this when he said "we will take her" while our meeting session happened.

So please,

19/02/2024

My human was listening to something earlier and I'd like to say thank you to Ericclaptinofficialfanpage I think I look wonderful tonight, but I look the same every night, so I expect to hear this daily?

17/02/2024

Me and human watching the gladiator's and tbh I think I could win that.

I get my human to give me rubs and tickles, and I can do what I want with him, so I could definitely take on the gladiator's!

Does being cute get me a head start? Gladiators 2024 BBC

16/02/2024

Ma human ordered me a Mac happy meal or something.

I've enjoyed milk, chimken nuggers, and chips. Now he says he got a book to read me!

Am definitely happy!

13/02/2024

Ain't nobody or nothing getting past me today!

This is my new favourite position to hang out in tbh. I can lay down, rest my head on the arm of the seat AND see everything!

So far I've barked at a plastic bag, doggo, child and a van. I've let some things slide by, but I love these things called windows! They're so helpful!

11/02/2024

My human is doing me a right concern tonight! He won't stop coughing, says he's got a "cold" whatever that is.

It's keeping me awake though, and he keeps rubbing this really spicy thing on his chest and face, it smells like teeth after my human has been at the sink in the bathroom.

Says it helps him breathe better and I would have been fine until I went to cuddle him, got some on my nose and when I licked it off I thought the world had ended tbh.

Bad night all around.

09/02/2024

So I just watched a thing on TV, and it said a lot about my human and then he said "if you keep doing poo's inside, you're going to start getting a smacked bum".

So I asked him if he was vaccinated and he said yes, that's when I was like "omg", then he said "so are you" and now I don't know what to think, but I think Gill Bates is tracking me!

08/02/2024

My human wondered why I growled when he watched this.

Is because I don't want to go back. You don't know them places, they're not cleaned out, so you have to sit with your own schitt for hours, the walks are kinda rubbish, you can't make new frens... I hated it.

Please people, always adopt a dog.

07/02/2024

Human put down his cheese salad for me and I left behind what I didn't like to eat, which only involves 2 things.

Cheese and salad.

Other than that, it was lovely as you can tell!

06/02/2024

My human is trying to do poetry and I don't know if I should be offended or proud.

His latest work is...

"Going out to the garden with my dear friend Belly, because what she did in the lounge was quite fluffin' smelly".

31/01/2024

Bloody human caught me on camera being happy the other night!

He had brought me a Kong Dog Toys toy and I made sure it lasted 3 hours before he had to put it in the bin as I had chewed through it!

Anyway, that's why I was smiling! His accusations of me stealing the toilet roll after this was taken, are completely unfounded and While yes I have dry mouth, that white stuff around me is just a, erm, face peel gone wrong.

25/01/2024

Some mudder fluffer did my car a crash! I wasn't in it at the time, nobody was. So now it's being fixed and me and my human are doing a sleep over party at the other humans house, until the car is fixed.

It's been a bit windy though hasn't it!

13/01/2024

Me and my human are going to do a "binge watch" of Traitors season 1, because he got excited watching the first episode of season 2 or something.

Don't know though, I know my human is tired (because I am too), but I swear he actually said he was going to watch "tayters" which means potatoes where I am from, and I smelled he put a tin of them in the cupboard last week, so, I'm on the couch anyway, but if he goes into the kitchen to watch, I know he's definitely not right in the head!

Anyway, I'm sure I'll love the show but *BIG YAWN* I'm just going to rest my eyes, I'll listen and thatzzzz juzzzt azzzz important azzzz... Zzzzzzz....

10/01/2024

Got my new favourite position. Next to my human and able to look out the window and shout at things like plastic bags when they float past the window.

02/01/2024

I'm happy here resting my head on my humans hip, but if his bum squeaks like it did before, I might die.

30/12/2023

Am so confused tonight!

So earlier on, my human went through some bag, sniffed something and went "oh, that's on the, erm, BELLLLLYYYY" and next thing you know, I've got given this bowl of, like, water, but it's thick and creamy and tastes like stuff I smelled on walks, human said it's called "soop" or something.

Well I couldn't drink it all in one go (I am a lady don't forget), so I kept going back to it and it's nice, but now my tummy keeps doing a rumble and my human is nervous, so I dunno what's gonna happen tbh.

Am now almost 3 weeks with my human though and I gotta admit, life is pretty sweet! My human loves waking up to kisses, and I kiss him before I go to sleep too. I do battle with his paws at times and he says I got more people to meet at some point, and that must mean I'm spending more time with my human!

Anyway, time for sleeps for me, and maybe for you too.

Goodnight everyone!

26/12/2023

I'm getting called all kinda things these days.

Charity shop woo
Welly
Bell
Bellend
Smelly Belly
Bellyinda Carlisle!

My full name as my human said to me is Belindra Cuddlefox. That's how I know I live with a gay.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to everyone! Did everyone have a good time? I did! I got my own roast dinner and then loads of dinner off my daddy and some off my human!

21/12/2023

What even is this rain thing? I don't like it anyway, makes me all cold and wet!

18/12/2023

Dearest my Hooman, for crimbas or whatever it's called can I has this?

17/12/2023

My Hooman put me on video before during a veby private moment!

I did my best to stay awake, but I failed. About 3 hours later, I heard a duck calling out for help, but it was up my humans bum! I wanted to rescue it, but the duck had like, really bad breath, so I had to come out from umber the blanky.

I can't believe how good the beach was today though! Hooman had this really long lead, so I got to play with Parker loads and I think he liked it, but he didn't like me running over him (which was weird because we are the same size as each other, aren't we?).

He did compliment me though, he said "You belong on a beach, the humans would think you're a whale" and I love Wales, it's such a good place! Has it flooded? Dunno, that's what he meant though, right?

Dummo, anyway, time for more sleeps!

14/12/2023

Henlo!

Am Belly, your new best friend you ain't never met yet! Ma hooman is Bev Live and I love him because is just me an him in this life!

Am currently 3 years old apparently, but, dunno what dat means.

I love ebry 1.

Sorry, sneezed on hoomans fone, oh no, he back from da loo. Ok bye.

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Human put down his cheese salad for me and I left behind what I didn't like to eat, which only involves 2 things. Cheese and salad. Other than that, it was lovely as you can tell!

My Hooman put me on video before during a veby private moment! I did my best to stay awake, but I failed. About 3 hours later, I heard a duck calling out for help, but it was up my humans bum! I wanted to rescue it, but the duck had like, really bad breath, so I had to come out from umber the blanky. I can't believe how good the beach was today though! Hooman had this really long lead, so I got to play with Parker loads and I think he liked it, but he didn't like me running over him (which was weird because we are the same size as each other, aren't we?). He did compliment me though, he said "You belong on a beach, the humans would think you're a whale" and I love Wales, it's such a good place! Has it flooded? Dunno, that's what he meant though, right? Dummo, anyway, time for more sleeps!

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