22/05/2024
It's that time of year again.
Tourist Season is upon us!
Tennessee River Pirate has put together a list of Boat Ramp Ettiqute Tips that might help the Uninformed!
#5 Once you launch your boat and pull to the dock if you aren't getting fuel......don't park in front of the gas pumps and if you are getting fuel pull up or move to another parking spot when you are done......and PULL UP YOUR PANTS and put your Ballcap on the correct way and turn down your ghetto music Nobody is impressed!
#4 Make sure your Boat cranks before you get to the Ramp.... before you leave the house is a AWESOME place to check on this!
#3 If you are using a Double Ramp don't use the middle of the Ramp. Use either side so other folks can join you....That's why the Ramp is wide.....2 Vehicles!
#2 If you have never launched or loaded a boat before, Holiday Weekends isn't the time to learn. Go somewhere on a Wednesday when nobody is around and LEARN LEARN LEARN!
......And rounding out the Number 1 spot..........
The Boat Ramp is not the place to load all your coolers, Chairs, Bags, Sunscreen, Picknick Baskets, Bo**er Wipes, Diapers, Ect , Ect from your vehicle to your boat. Do this before you arrive!
In all reality be mindful of others, PAY ATTENTION, NO FIGHTING WITH THE SPOUSE AT THE RAMP.....and try not to RUN OVER ANYONE!....And please don't Trash our Beaches this will cause you to become Catfish Trotline Bait!
Thank You and God Bless
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Tennessee River Pirate!