19/07/2022
Hey there, Humphrey the Great Pyrenees here with a fabulous product review right from the doggy's mouth. Today, I am reviewing Mighty Mutt Hypoallergenic Waterless Dry Shampoo for Dogs, a link for which I will include in my review. Mind you, I am not being paid in treats of any kind to endorse this product.
First, a little about me, since I have been remiss in posting. I am a 7 year old Great Pyrenees with a unique set of skills. I am able to detect a rogue butterfly flapping its wings from 200 miles away and bark ferociously at it. At the same time, I am afraid of the following (in no particular order): my own shadow, fireworks, vacuum cleaners, other dogs, toads, things that go bump in the night, the Amazon delivery driver, water, the paparazzi, and--this is very important to note--going bye bye in the car.
This irrational fear prevents me from going to the groomers, among other things. Nevertheless, seeing that I shed the equivalent of 57.5 Pomeranians of fur a day, grooming is a necessity. More importantly baths are a necessity, and for those of you paying close attention, I fear water almost as much as I fear the car.
In fact, the last time my humans tried to give me a bath was two years ago when I got sprayed by a skunk. Man, did I lose my ever loving mind in that room. I ripped the towel bar out of the wall, tore down the shower curtain and bar, and nearly gave my mom a concussion for the second time (but that's another story).
The young human who lives with me and whom I affectionately refer to as "my girl" has many friends who love to come over and pet me, but--and this is really embarrassing to have to admit--many will not touch me because I smell something like a cross between swamp water and a dead mackerel.
I crave human affection desperately. I will lean on you with all my 100 lbs of weight and never leave your side if you dare to stroke my pretty white fur. Then I will flop over in submission and expose my cute belly to be rubbed.
I have been feeling pretty dejected since a few of my girl's friends will not touch me and say I stink, which is offensive and rude and hurtful, to say the least. So, you can imagine my overwhelming joy when my mother bought a product called Mighty Mutt Hypoallergenic Waterless Dry Shampoo for Dogs and some nifty grooming gloves.
After, she brushed the life out of me to get out as much undercoat as possible (probably about a full sized llama's worth), she sprayed this delightful smelling foam on me and worked it into my coat with the grooming gloves. It was like the best massage of my life lying there in the sun.
Later, she gave me another final brushing and declared me all sorts of handsome. I even haughtily allowed her to photograph me, and, as I said, I normally do all I can to shun the glare of the flashes of the paparazzi.
So, there you have it. 2 paws up for Might Mutt. I look stunning, I smell like I just rolled in a a patch of wildflowers, and I got to spend quality time being petted by my mom.
If you have an older dog, an incontinent pup, a neurotic goon like me, or are just looking for a way to spruce up your pet, you really need to try this stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/Mighty-Mutt-Hypoallergenic-Waterless-Deodorizing/dp/B08GYH9GD4?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1&psc=1
